08.02.2019 | Looked at the script 6816 Human
In some kingdom
Rosinsky state,
Tsar Artyom thought about the Duma -
I am saddened by the difficult news.
Treasurer bad news
Preserving the maiden honor
Julia presented the king with
Like, I’m telling the whole truth:
“I don’t have a shred of money,
At least strip naked!”
Corporate party for women on March 8
06.02.2019 | Looked at the script 4658 Human
Characters:
1. Presenter _ in a formal suit
2. Yashka the artilleryman - boots, stick
3. Girl No. 1 – scarves, aprons (aprons)
4. Girl No. 2
5. Girl No. 3
6. Grandfather-elder - cap
7. Garpina - scarf, bottle
8. Gritsko – military cap
9. Popandopulo...
for adults
04.02.2019 | Looked at the script 8343 person
We dress up in advance (Robes, dresses, scarves and make “pretty large” busts out of balloons)
Leading
- Today is a solemn day!
Happy day!
Day of unearthly beauty!
We give you our love and of course flowers!
Our dear fighting friends!
Beloved...
Sketch for March 8 “Masha and the Bear”
04.02.2019 | Looked at the script 3908 Human
Hello Mashunya, would you like some honey?
- Hello Mishunya, mmm I won’t refuse!
- Then take the pot, it’s standing at the entrance.
- Yes, yes Mishunya, let's dispel the sadness!
I can destroy a pot in 3 approaches.
- Yeah, putting microbes in there with your furry paw?!
- What...
The scene “The eighth of March is around the corner!”
27.01.2019 | Looked at the script 8610 Human
The eighth of March is around the corner,
In the shops - men -
Everyone's pushing, guys.
They should find a gift!
They carry glorious bouquets -
From mimosa from carnations,
And in the other hand - sweets -
To prove that he's a man!
Leaning on the lady's cheek,
Ay love yu and all that,
With compliments...
An interesting congratulations script for March 8
26.01.2019 | Looked at the script 10965 Human
Host: Dear friends!
And again spring, of course, March-
The spring holiday is yours.
Winter is gone, love is in overdrive!
And our feelings start!
Spring and women are a single whole, inseparable. Let's ask ourselves the question - why? The answer to this can only be given...
Theater script for congratulations on March 8
25.01.2019 | Looked at the script 7759 Human
"Voice behind the scene":
Hello, ladies, gentlemen!
How did you get here?
I tell you without deceit,
You have entered our kingdom.
And our head, as of old,
Almighty, formidable king.
Don’t you dare offend him -
He is called Eremey!
“King Eremey” enters majestically...
Script of congratulations for March 8
25.01.2019 | Looked at the script 6521 Human
The bright spring holiday of March 8th is knocking on our door with huge boots, and of course, every man wants to show off his talent by doing at least something pleasant for his woman(s). It's no secret that my page is often visited not only by my...
Script of congratulations for March 8
24.01.2019 | Looked at the script 6126 Human
From March 8th. (variations on the theme “About Fedot the Sagittarius, a daring fellow”)
Narrator:
Believe me or don't believe me - it was in the spring.
Once upon a time there lived a sultan, he had an oil fountain, one gas tap,
He adored all the ladies, had his own clan and his name was Ivan.
Flew by...
Scenario for a theatrical corporate party on March 8!
24.01.2019 | Looked at the script 4769 Human
Congratulations from the pioneers.
A detachment of pioneers enters the stage to the beat of drums. The equipment corresponds to the performance (T-shirt, shorts, white socks and red ties and caps). Some have a butterfly net in their hands, others have drums, and the one walking...
How nice it is to celebrate holidays in the company of men, basking in the friendly attention of colleagues! But what if they, that is, male colleagues, simply don’t exist? Feel bored while chewing a cookie with some tea? In no case! And without the stronger sex, a corporate party on March 8 in a women’s team will turn out to be cheerful, bright and noisy if you approach the organization with imagination!
Preparation
First of all, find a room in which it is possible to organize a mini-stage, dance floor, and arrange tables. It is advisable that no one bothers you, and you do not bother anyone
A corporate event with a team of teachers can be held right at the school, a corporate event with a team of teachers - in a kindergarten, a corporate event with a medical team on the territory of the clinic, if there is an assembly hall. But all ideas need to be discussed with management in advance.
- decorate the room so that the ladies are immersed in a festive atmosphere right from the door. Instead of expensive fresh flowers in spring, use paper pompoms, lanterns, and fans. Twinkling ones always lift your spirits electric garlands, especially if the lights in the hall are dimmed;
- make a congratulatory banner and/or a funny stand with photos of colleagues. In the teaching team on March 8, you can give A’s under the pictures for excellent work, in the medical team you can sign funny diagnoses (chronic cheerfulness, progressive laughter, etc.);
- choose fun competitions, congratulations in poetry, songs - a corporate event for women is unthinkable without music. If March 8th is held at the table, make a selection of humorous tests, chants, thematic toasts;
- don’t forget to think over the menu, because in a women’s team, not every first one has a sweet tooth, and every second one is on a diet. Look online for “delicious” ideas for a corporate party on March 8 to fit treats into the festive setting (toppers, skirts, flowers from cut fish/fruit, etc.);
- hand out beautifully designed invitations, even if you work in the same room literally side by side – nice little thing, which should not be forgotten.
Script, entertainment
Our scenario for a women’s corporate event on March 8 is universal, regardless of the company’s field of activity. After all, this is a women's holiday, and main topic corporate party - congratulations to the heroes of the occasion. And to emphasize the scope of the institution’s activities, add prof. jokes in the host's remarks.
If everyone knows each other well, and the team is generally friendly, the scenario can be supplemented with alcohol competitions and spicy games. When appropriate, such ideas at a corporate party on March 8 for women, as well as at purely men’s holidays, invariably raise the degree of fun!
Introductory part
The corporate party begins with a skit on March 8 - a short preamble. Two young ladies are sitting on chairs, talking, taking a test from a magazine:
Mash, here’s an interesting test: “How dependent are you on men.” Let's tell fortunes?
Why guess? I can’t open a jar of cucumbers without my husband’s help, which means I’m addicted, I love cucumbers like a passion!
With vodka? (giggles). Can you open the bottle yourself?
Fuck you, what vodka! I'm a decent woman. But I can open the bottle.
You can use a bottle, but you can’t use a jar – it’s not clear. Let's guess. Question one: “Have you driven a car at least once in your life?”
No, I failed my driving test
What did you fail, practice or theory?
No, I’m like in the joke - a trash can and a couple of passers-by...
Wow, that's a truly stunning woman. Then the next question is: “Have you ever lifted luggage that is heavier than your purse?”
My husband was on the 6th floor... Does this count? And on February 23rd he gave me a gift - he made it to the 3rd himself!
Okay, I’m writing that yes. Next question: “If you are lost in an unfamiliar city, who would you rather ask for help, a man or a woman?”
On a smartphone, damn it. Katya, the 21st century is just around the corner. What kind of test is this, what is the point?
Well, if you answer “yes” to most questions, then you are very dependent on men, and if “no”, you don’t need them at all.
How do you mean “absolutely”? But what about this, well this... Um... Stupid test, in short. Is it that women only need a man to take them shopping and carry bags? I myself can carry a horse out of a burning hut at a gallop, but it’s still impossible without a man!
She can carry out the horse, but she can’t open the jar! Okay, Mashun, it’s good to sharpen your lasses, all the guests have already gathered. Surely we won’t get bored for one evening without men?
Here's another! It’s even more fun between us girls, without a watchful eye! Okay, get your motherland out of your chair, it’s time to perform!
Welcome song remake
There are two songs to choose from for the corporate party on March 8th. They are easy to replace with others at your discretion; there are many examples on the Internet. The girls from the skit can be supported by their friends who come out to them at the end of the dialogue - singing in chorus is not so shy.
To the tune of "Good Girls":
Wild girls, cherished friends,
Laughing faces, twinkling eyes!
As soon as we start a song, like everyone else in the area
They tearfully ask the police to take us away as soon as possible.
In heels we rush towards fate without looking back,
Wherever you send us, we will send you there ourselves!
We are ready to celebrate in the barracks and tent,
If the whole team suddenly wanders there.
But not today, that's it! Today we are all ladies
Today we are all ladies and complete mademoiselles
Girls, pour it out - the snack is getting cold,
Just need to close it tighter front door.
Girls, pour it out - the snack is getting cold
And the riot police won’t be able to come to our party now!
To the tune of "If you are frowning":
With a sunny smile we left the house,
After all, today is the best holiday day!
Everyone congratulates us - Uncle Unfamiliar,
Dad, husband and every cute boy he meets!
And a smile without a doubt
Suddenly touches your eyes,
And good mood
We will give it to you now!
At a corporate event, chance brought us together
And it’s definitely not all in vain!
Gentle, kind, modest, the best women
We will sincerely congratulate you on March 8th!
And now from emotion
Everyone's eyes will sparkle.
Pour it - we'll tell you a toast,
Why should we wait in vain?
Further minus without words, it is better to turn down the music a little and pour drinks while listening to it. When everyone is ready, congratulations on March 8 are heard for the women's group from the presenter or those who sang. Options for congratulations in verse:
Congratulations to the neat ones
Tender, affectionate, depraved
Sweet, kind and dangerous
Smart, stupid and beautiful!
Congratulations to the birds, bunnies
Katya, Oles, Natasha and Raek (names of colleagues)
Mice, chubby and skinny...
Wait, what am I even talking about?
Happy spring Women's Day everyone!
2. Every day we move around like bees.
Either rags in hands, or brooms
Feed, drink, wash
Cook and then remove
And don’t forget to get to work
Find your way through your worries.
But today without a doubt
We will mark the problems
And let's celebrate the holiday brightly -
Let's drink, sit, sing!
Our holiday! We have the right
A little cognac to start!
Happiness, joy, health
Girls, happy March 8th!
Games, competitions
After the introductory part - skits, songs, toasts and congratulations - hold competitions at the table. A corporate event for women, especially on March 8, does not fit well with active competitions (everyone is dressed up, in dresses, in heels).
Of course, sitting at the table the whole holiday will be boring, so dancing and a few in moderation active games you can and even need to add it to the script. We offer fun competitions for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team:
- Big-eyed miss(a title for funny diplomas for the winners) - guess which colleague is shown in the photo. These could be pictures of children or parts of the body (cleavage, butt, knee, eye). V. shows a photo; whoever answers correctly the fastest gets a plus point;
- The sweetest mademoiselle. This competition can be held both at the table and on stage. Props – caps with a ribbon hanging from the visor (on a clothespin). There is a candy tied to the end of the ribbon. Put on a cap, swing the candy without using your hands and catch it in your mouth before your rivals;
- Miss Charm. Table draw. V. says that now he will read phrases, the guests should repeat them all together. Like, let's check who has a boneless tongue and who got bubbles in the head. The first phrase: a lilac fog obscures the eyes the morning after a corporate party. Everyone repeats. Second phrase: runners run fast. Repeat.
Here the presenter very naturally says: “Well, you made a mistake in the second phrase!” And seize the moment - someone will certainly begin to be indignant that they said it correctly. A charming miss diploma and a fine - come up with a toast for March 8th with the words “repeat, exactly, a joke.”
- Michelangelo in a skirt. This competition is great for a corporate event in a team of kindergarten teachers, but by and large it is universal. V. gives the guests a pen and asks them to write down on a napkin (not show it to anyone) the most important quality of a real man.
Now you need to mold your ideal from plasticine or draw it, highlighting the written down dignity. For example, a large head means wisdom, widely spaced arms mean openness, generosity. Then you need to guess (everyone takes turns sitting at the table) what quality the neighbor on the left/right portrayed. Appreciate creativity and humor with applause.
In a medical team, you can draw using the same principle ideal man iodine, brilliant green and cotton swabs. Provide participants with surgical gloves to avoid ruining their manicure.
Gifts are not gifts!
This entertainment, even if familiar to the team, still causes laughter on the head heated with champagne. It's simple - the presenter offers to take two pieces of paper from two different trays. The pieces of paper are numbered - if anyone has the same numbers (the same on both), award them the title “Donna Fortuna”.
But that’s not the point – it’s funny precisely because of the inconsistencies. For example, with a photo of an idol, a lady says, “I’ve loved it since childhood, I’ll eat it right away!” The first heap of papers is for gifts, the second is for use (mix well):
gold chain– such a gift can only be proudly worn around your neck!
Photos of Mikhailov(anyone who is a sex symbol for the women of your team) - I will kiss you every night before bed
Chocolate– I’ll eat it and share it with my friends
Silver spoon– I’ll stir the tea, it kills germs
Barrette– I’ll wear it on my head, but what else?
Silk napkin– I definitely won’t wipe my nose with this, it’s a shame to spoil such a thing!
Candy on a stick– I’ve loved it since childhood, I’ll eat it right away
Soft toy- I’ll sleep with her in my arms
Fruit basket– I’ll cut the salad, pour some yogurt on it and eat it
Keychain– I’ll put it on my keys right away so I don’t lose it, etc.
Screamer
To raise the level of fun or, conversely, to relieve emotions a little after competitions. At a corporate party in honor of March 8, there is a chant about what is important for every woman.
IN.: Dear ladies! We are all a little bit of a witch, and some are even witches, if you believe the evil gossips. But it works to our advantage! Now we will conjure ourselves a simple woman's happiness– the louder we shout, the faster our wishes will come true!
The presenter reads, the ladies support in chorus:
What every girl needs
We answer in unison, together!
Foreign car, house, perfume?
(in chorus) So that men love you!
Everyone is so beautiful
You won't find anything better than ours!
But admit it, we need
(chorus) So that men love you!
Maybe a fur coat, chocolate,
To Sochi three times a year?
I'm not with you, women, I'm happy!
(chorus) So that men love you!
What, girls, are we rocking?
Get away from boredom and melancholy!
We're walking like this today,
(chorus) So that men love you!
For a beautiful ending to the scenario, prepare an unconventional congratulation. You can take a touching text from the Internet, but be sure to add something from yourself that is relevant to the team. In addition to the expected bouquets and gifts, buy funny souvenirs, sets of sweets, etc. as gifts for activity shown in competitions.
Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests of our meeting, we are glad to see you in this cozy room on this warm March day to meet together spring Festival, beauty and women.
If the planet suddenly froze,
I would lie dead and cold,
From a woman's gaze
Warmed with warmth
She would thaw in an instant...
In nature itself the feminine principle
Stronger, perhaps, than all the others.
Nature generously endowed women,
And people put him on a pedestal.
Extol everything about them
Men are happy
According to someone's taste
Up to eye color.
An old man comes out.
Leading: Are you looking for someone?
Old man: Ahh?
Q: Do you see poorly?
S.: Thank you, I’ll wait.
Q: So you are also deaf?
S.: Dashing, dashing, but of course! When Kolchak came, I was just a kid! So my mother told me to hide our stallion in the forest.
V.: What did you want, grandfather?
S.: Girl! And of course, not alone! I remember one time in the haymaking, it was all right!
V.: No need to talk about that!
S.: Herd! There was a big herd! We have 3 cows was: Night, Mike.
Q: What do cows have to do with it?
S.: Healthy, healthy. Only my legs began to fail. But I’m not complaining, thank God. But my grandmother is quite ill. That’s why I came here, I’ll check for myself look at the woman.
V.: Here holiday, grandpa!
S.: Dusya! Come on Dusya! Just so that HERE and HERE there is something to hold on to!
V.: Well, you, grandfather! All the ladies here are serious and married!
S.: So you can’t hold on?
V.: No way!
S.: Well, at least we can congratulate you, since you have holiday?
V.: Well, this is it, please!
Old man:
May you always have clothes and food,
So that you live richly,
How great gentlemen!
So that the forest is full of mushrooms,
And in the village there are men!
So that the girls this year
We caught suitors.
So that women's husbands don't drink,
To be loved more deeply!
And who can no longer help,
I can always help!
GOODBYE, GOOD PEOPLE!
Presenter 2: Expensive women! 8 Martha- it's a special day, it's spring Festival, love and Have a good mood. We congratulate you on this day, we wish you to always be healthy, cheerful, young, beautiful. Let there be as little grief and more grief in your life as possible. happy days! May your every day be sunny! Let the spring mood never leave you! May love always be with you!
Presenter 1: It's time for fun entertainment.
The competition is called "Princess on the Pea"
It is necessary to place chairs in a row without soft upholstery, by the number of expected participants (best 3-4). A certain number of round caramels are placed on each stool. For example, on the first stool - 3 candies, on the second - 2, on the third - 4. The top of the stools is covered with opaque plastic bags. The preparations are complete. Those interested are invited. They are seated on stools. The music turns on. And so, while dancing, sitting on a stool, the participants must determine how many candies are under them. The one who does it faster and more correctly will win.
Presenter 2: And now I remember my distant childhood, when March 8th holiday We lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers.
The sun is shining clearly
On these spring days,
Gives warmth and affection,
Like from mom's hand!
When God created the baby, he decided to send him to earth. Baby said:
But I’m so small and can’t walk, how can I survive on earth?
He will carry you in his arms woman, - answered God.
But I don't know how to feed myself!
This the woman will feed you.
But I don't know how to speak the language of people. Teach me to explain myself in it!
You just need to learn one word - "Mother".
Presenter 1: Lovely women, speaking about mothers, on this day we cannot help but talk about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved Maria Viktorovna! Without exaggeration, only good things can be said about her. She leads and guides us all, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes into the breach, protecting our interests.
In all roles you the woman you need
And a wise boss and a loving mother.
We wish you with all our hearts wish:
In the work of achieving all goals,
In a family of prosperity, love,
Well, just human happiness,
Which you deserve beyond words!
Presenter 2: The most familiar, maybe even favorite place in the house women are the kitchen. There the hostess will prepare a delicious lunch and bake delicious pies.
HOSTESS COMPETITION
Each team receives a cook's set consisting of a cap (or scarf, apron. At the opposite end of the room, 2 cups are placed on the tables (one with water and the other empty) and spoons. The task of the players on each team is to put on a cap, tie an apron, run to the table, scoop up water with a spoon and pour it into an empty cup. You will be given 5 minutes to complete this task. The team that pours more water into the empty cup wins. (The amount of water poured into a cup during the competition is determined using a measuring cup.)
Test joke “Are you independent?”
Presenter 1: I have a short test for you. Answer "Yes" or "No", if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!
You at least once in your life.
1) did you drive?
2) did you hammer in a nail?
3) did you give anyone a compliment?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) did you change the car wheel?
6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?
7) did you buy gold for yourself?
8) and finally, do you know what the word means? "pliers"?
Now let's decipher results:
For those who don't have any answers "Yes": a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least the minimum ability to survive in this complex world;
Those who answered "Yes" half and less than half questions: still have a chance to become independent and independent;
Those who responded "Yes" by more than half questions: these are real Russians women who will stop the horse and enter the hut!
Presenter 2: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, every joke is only part of the joke. What kind of people do we want to see? "dream men", our knights, princes on a white horse?
Contest "My prince"
Sheets of paper are pre-attached to the wall. The task of the competition is to draw a prince (or a knight - optional, but certainly on a horse!
Everyone is welcome to participate.
Presenter 1: Almost everything women are engaged needlework: someone sews, someone knits, someone does embroidery. And the next competition is a competition for needlewomen.
NEEDLEWORK COMPETITION
Each player receives a skein of yarn, which they must wind into a ball. Whoever winds up the entire ball first will win the competition.
A competition is held and the results are summed up.
Presenter 2: Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth.
Attention lady! Eighth On March it is customary to give flowers to women. Yes and women blossom themselves like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet.
I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Listen to yourself (and so on for all months):
Orchid (January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows it's difficult idea:
She'll break your heart
And proudly walks away!
Mimosa (February)
Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl,
"We only live once"- her motto!
Lily (March)
Everybody knows: Lady Lily
Impregnable, like the Bastille!
But among her friends
There are no more fun party girls!
Dahlia (April)
Pureblood noble
Our beautiful Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here.
But Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley (May)
Woman-Lily of the valley is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very beautiful!
She is not too lazy to work,
And bring beauty all day long!
Bell (June)
The bell is the funniest of all,
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important things:
You can't be a pessimist!
Tulip (July)
From which overseas countries?
Has Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric,
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower (August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation (September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
It's amazing how good they are:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
Chamomile (October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But don’t mind flirting!
She's the last shirt
Will give to help others!
Rose (november)
Rose hides many secrets
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus (December)
Lotus knows how to convince,
Come-see-win!
He only dreams of peace,
And Lotus has something to be proud of!
Presenter 2: JOKIC LOTTERY!
Participants draw cards and are awarded a prize according to what is written!
1. Thrill seeker (garlic)
2. Lover of soft relationships (soft toy)
3. Dreamer (candle)
4. Lover of cleanliness and order (soap)
5. Loves to sleep alone (book)
6. She likes to think things through (toilet paper)
7. Lover of temptations (apple)
8. Chewer (chewing gum)
9. Lover of celebration (plasticine)
10. Food lover (spice set)
11. Flower lover (fertilizer)
12. Fragrance lover (air freshener)
13. Nail lover (file)
14. A crybaby (onion).
Presenter 1: And again with the female Happy holiday to all of you, dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!
With the most heartfelt words,
Full of spring warmth,
Congratulations on the first rays,
WITH a holiday of love and beauty!
Make yourself happy, dream, believe,
Smile wider, like now,
May your heart be at any time of the year
It's feeling like spring here!
(Scenarios March 8 for school)
A fragment of the overture from I. Kalman's operetta "Silva" is played.
Leading:
Today is our holiday. And we called it "Woman. Spring. Love."
Choir
(performs a song from the movie "Spring", music by I. Dunaevsky):
Streams gurgle, rays blind
And the ice melts, and the heart melts.
And even a tree stump on a spring day
He dreams of becoming a birch tree again.
A cheerful bumblebee sounds the spring alarm.
Perky cheerful starlings scream.
The starlings are screaming in all directions:
"Spring is coming! Make way for spring!"
Leading
: Spring! And the first spring holiday is a holiday of lovely ladies, sorceresses, enchantresses, to whom men at all times sang or dedicated serenades.
Men's entrance-dance to the music from I. Kalman's operetta "Silva": "You can't live in the world without women! No!.." (in formal clothes, a top hat on her head, in one hand - a heart with the name of the girl participating in the competition , in the other hand - a flower on which the name of the mother - a participant in the competition, on the boys' costumes there are also emblems with the name. If the names match, then the number and letter of the class are put).
I'm ready to follow you,
And the notoriety will not bother you at all...
But where can I get my own heads?
To “lose” them left and right?!.
I confess - I won't lie,
I tell you the whole truth:
As soon as I see Yulia,
I feel it in my heart, I’m burning!
How can I say to Raya,
Moving his shoulder towards her,
About the weather, about football,
And what is there to talk about?!
Olga is there - the soul will perk up,
Olga is gone - she looks sad!..
I'm so drawn to Olga
Feelings sensitive magnet!
Everything is very helpful with Katya,
I don’t need others Katya:
Both in essence and in fact
You couldn't find Katya better.
I look at everything as if it were an icon,
I can't take my eyes off the lovers...
Dasha, Dasha, Dasha!
I love you.
You are God's gift, beautiful goddess,
Madam of my soul and heart!
I kneel before you
I get up, burning and trembling.
All men take a knee.
Leading: There is no end to declarations of love. Go and give women flowers!
The music of I. Kalman sounds, the men give the ladies participating in the competition “hearts” and flowers, which are pinned on their chests for ease of communication.
Presenter: Serenades are sung for the ladies. The floor, ladies and gentlemen, is yours. But before announcing the first competition, I will introduce the jury (the jury is being introduced) and the participants competitive program: mothers, daughters and their fans (fathers, brothers, boys from the class can participate).
So, the first competition is “Moms are dancing!”
This task can be prepared with mothers in advance, and only played out at the holiday. The assistants bring out a stand on which a bouquet is made of flowers.
In front of you is a magical bouquet, it contains as many flowers as there are contestants, and on the flower is the name of the dance that the contestant must perform. I invite mothers to choose a flower, and therefore a dance. (After the so-called draw, the assistants take away the stand.) Behind the scenes, dear mothers, a surprise awaits you (costumes).
Moms leave. (Criteria for this competition: the ability to move to the music according to the rhythm and nature of the dance.)
Leading
: While the mothers are preparing for the dance program, we have the next competition. And it's called "I'm getting older - I'll be a mother too." I invite our young ladies to take part in this competition.
The girls come out.
Leading: Here are your favorite toys-girlfriends - dolls and their outfits. Task: dress the doll. Speed and accuracy are taken into account. When the doll is dressed, raise it higher so that everyone can see that you have completed the task. So please.
The girls are doing the task.
Leading: The jury is asked to evaluate the girls' work. And we return to the first competition. Let's support our mothers with applause.
The presenter announces the speakers one by one, and the mothers perform dances.
The dance competition program is completed, the jury sums up the results.
And we have our third competition - “Sewing Experts”. I invite our girls again and ask them questions. For each answer - 1 point. Speed and accuracy are taken into account. Signal cards will help you. Whoever knows the answer raises the signal card.
Steel spout,
Flax tail,
Passes through the canvas
He finds his end.
(Needle and thread)
Along the river back and forth
The steamer wanders and wanders.
Stop it - woe!
The sea will be perforated!
(Iron)
I dance around the upper room with my work,
The more I twirl, the fatter I get.
(Spindle)
I'm sitting astride, I don't know who,
I'll meet a friend, I'll drop off and bring him.
(A cap)
If I put it on, it will bring the rim together,
Soimu - will fall like a snake,
Doesn't give warmth
It's cold without him.
(Belt)
The pebbles were hidden in shaggy bags:
Four together, one on a pole.
(mittens)
Will curl up with a cat,
It will stretch out like a path.
(Rope)
No arms, no legs, jump under the bench.
(Clew)
Two ends, two rings,
There are carnations in the middle.
(Scissors)
Leading: Well done! I ask the jury to sum up the results of the three competitions.
The jury announces the results.
Leading:
The next competition in our program is called “My Mom Can Do Anything.” Mothers are invited to act as hairdressers and makeup artists, and daughters - as fashion models. The originality of the work performed, the originality of the name and presentation of the image are taken into account. Everything necessary for the competition is prepared on the tables. Good luck to you!
This is our fifth competition. And men will participate in it. I ask you to the barrier!
The assistants bring out a stand with bows, the number of which corresponds to the number of participants.
Your task is to show the girls how to iron a ribbon without an iron. Speed and accuracy are taken into account. (The guys must take the bow, untie it and roll it up.) Attention, start!
Leading:
Before announcing the next competition, I will tell you one secret: boys also love to play with dolls, but they are shy and hide it. Many of them don’t have dolls, but they are such masters of invention that they invent them themselves. And the next competition will be like this: before you - inflatable ball, spool of thread, marker, bow. Try creating a doll. Ready? Go for it!
The jury sums up the results of the previous and this competition, the assistants attach the finished dolls to the stage. The men take their places.
Leading: Attention! Are mothers and daughters ready? (If you are not ready, you can invite the audience to watch the creative process accompanied by instrumental music). We return to the fourth competition, where mothers act as hairdressers and makeup artists, and daughters act as fashion models. I ask the gentlemen to escort our models to the stage.
"Polonaise" by P.I. sounds Tchaikovsky from the ballet "Swan Lake". The boys stand up, bow to the girls, the girls stand up and curtsy, then the boys give the girls their hand, the girls put their hand on top. To the sounds of the polonaise, one by one, at a distance, couples solemnly march onto the stage along the carpet.
Leading
: Over to you, young ladies.
The contestants present their completed look one by one, and the jury takes into account the originality of the presentation, makeup, and hairstyle.
Leading: The jury will have to decide the difficult question of who to give preference to in this competition, and sum up the results of the entire program. And for you "Waltz" performed by a dance group.
So, the jury announces the results of our competition program.
Fanfare sounds. The jury announces its decision. Awarding of all participants of the competition program.
Leading:
Charming, attractive, charming, infinitely tender, happy holiday to you! May people and flowers smile at you with the rays of spring on this day. And may Love, health, happiness and dreams always go with you through life.
Before and after the program, it is advisable that songs about spring, women, love or romantic instrumental music be played in the hall. During the preparation of the fourth competition, you can perform a song.
MY BEST FRIEND
Sl. Kukso, music L. Afanasyeva
I can catch a falling star
Sing songs with a guitar...
And under no circumstances can I
Call her mama's daughter.
Chorus: I can’t imagine living a day without friends,
Without them, I’m like without hands, I’ll admit it straight out.
I have a lot of good friends
But my best friend is my mother.
Like two drops, we are alike,
And when we leave the yard,
I know, passers-by often think,
That she is my older sister.
Joy and sadness for sure
I hasten to share with her again and again,
Because a daughter is for every mother -
Faith, and hope, and love.
Corporate March 8
March 8 scenarios for adults
For the event you will need:
Gifts for women
Treat
Props for competitions
Prizes
Musical accompaniment
Congratulations, presentation of gifts
The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts and congratulations to women. It is advisable that the congratulations are not too drawn out and formal. It is better to perform it in poetic or song form. Be sure to mention each woman in your congratulations, give her a compliment and say a few special words. Also, this holiday cannot be done without presenting flowers.
Banquet
After congratulations and presentation of gifts, all participants sit down at the table. It is advisable that on this day the participants are spared both the preparation of food and the cleaning of the table after the end of the banquet.
Competition test “Real women”
As a festive entertainment, you can offer a competition for real women. The competition will be funnier and more interesting if several men dressed up as women take part in it. In this case, the outfit can be quite conventional (a hat, an apron or a paper fan covering the beard), the main thing is that the participants in this performance try to copy female behavior.
After the appearance of men (2-3 people are enough) claiming that they are women, several participants are selected, and various competitions are held between them. Despite the hackneyed plot of dressing a man as a woman, this idea will be popular with the public.
Who is bigger
The presenter sets some feminine topic (for example, “flowers”, “cosmetic companies”, “clothing items”, “jewelry”). The participants’ task is to name words related to this topic in random order. The participant who names the last word, gets a bonus point.
Women's logic
The presenter names several items. Participants must name the item that is missing from this list and explain their decision. For each correct answer, the participant receives a prize point.
Examples of tasks “What’s extra?”:
Hair coloring with henna, basma, Vella dye. (Coloring “Velloy”, since henna and basma are natural dyes)
Vanilla crackers, bread crumbs, raisin crackers. (Breadcrumbs as they are not a ready-to-eat product)
Viscose, cotton, polyester. (Polyester, since viscose and cotton are natural materials)
Eau de toilette, lotion, perfume. (Extra lotion because it is used for hygiene purposes and Eau de Toilette and perfumes - like perfumes)
Basting, machine stitching, overlock. (Basting, since it is done by hand, the rest is done on a sewing machine)
Cosmetic bag
The competition requires a large selection of various cosmetics. All of them are laid out on the table. The presenter gives each participant a task, according to which she must choose the right item from the “beauty bag”. Time to select a subject is limited. For the correct answer, the participant receives a bonus point.
Examples of items:
Nail polish
Eyeshadow
Mascara
Neutral lipstick
Bright lipstick
Lip pencil
Eyeliner
Cream contour for eyelids
Nail polish remover
Eyelash brush
Cosmetic milk
Concealer
Powder compact
Face tonic
Foot cream
Examples of tasks:
Eyeliner
Touch up your lips for a business meeting
Wash off makeup
Tint eyebrows
Touch up your eyes (choose at least two items)
Hide freckles
Prepare your face for applying cosmetics
Paint your nails
Remove nail polish
Separate clumped eyelashes
Flower
The game involves pairs (a man and a woman). In addition, a bottle (glass or plastic) and a flower (real or artificial) are required for each couple.
Women clutch bottles under their arms, and men take flowers in their teeth. The task of each pair is to put the flower into the bottle as quickly as possible without using their hands.
The couple that completed the task faster than others receives a prize.
Dancing
The best way to end the holiday is with dancing.
Ward No. 6. Comic congratulations for women
Comic scenarios March 8
Under a bravura march, the patients of Ward No. 6 march onto the stage in marching steps - all of them in straitjackets. Ahead is the head doctor (also sick).
Main:
Stop! .. One-two! (addresses the idiots): Dear gentlemen, comrades, scientists, Napoleons, Stakhanovites, Shostakovichs, physicists and schizos! Today in our mental health institution, we must work main question: Who should we send as a congratulatory bouncer to our, unfortunately, already discharged friends? Who will have worthy candidates?
Engels:
I protest!!! (shakes his beard)
Main:
A comrade with tag No. 18 asks for the floor!
Engels:
I’m not your comrade tag, but Mr. Engels! Comrades! Before we go to congratulate someone, we need to work through many unresolved problems... This includes the fight against dystrophies, a chronic lack of straitjackets and cockroaches in the soup... Some things, of course, are being solved. Let's say the toilets, sorry, we don't have them on the street - we don't stick to the boards. Yes, and protein, salts and sugar in tests are already given in person instead of wages. But this is not enough, comrades!
Friday:
Shut his mouth! We are here on another issue!
Main
: Introduce youreself!
Friday
: Friday, MP from the 108th Desert Island. Nominated by Robinson Crusoe unanimously! I propose, as an alternative, my candidacy for the position of tempter-congratulator, but I ask you to recuse yourself, because for religious reasons and considerations I do not work on Saturdays! And on other days too!..
Main:
Do you have everything?!
Friday:
No, not everything!
G great:
I'm leaving you speechless!
Friday:
That's it now!
Engels
(excitedly): Don't you dare shut my mouth!!! I am Engels, after all! Marx didn’t even shut my mouth, he only tied me up!
Main:
Go ahead!
Engels:
I want to talk about further improving the quality of our hallucinations! We have to admit that in our hallucinations we see only the dark past. Only personal pensioners, State Deputies see a bright future. Dumas and heroes Civil War 1812!
Friday:
Yes, gag him in the mouth! We are here on another issue!
Engels:
(squeals) You don't have quorum! You have no right! I, as a mentally damaged individual, demand quorum, issue, alternative and default! (crying)
Friday:
Give the floor to Mr. Napoleon! Bonaparte asks to speak!
Main:
We listen to you, Comrade Napoleon!
Napoleon:
Hello gentlemen, comrades, physicists and crazy people! So here it is. Last night I left the room for a minor emergency. But at the door with two zeros...
Main
: (interrupting) I would like to remind you, Mr. French, that we do not have “small” needs, but only “small” needs! Carry on!
Napoleon
: And so I left the room for a “small” need, in order to quietly work out the issue of congratulating our dear women. But at the door with two zeros, Catherine the Second rudely pushed me away and shouted: “Wait, Chuchundra is shady! I am there because of numerous needs!” Gentlemen nuts! In my opinion, all our needs are equal, they are common, and they need to be met by the whole world!
Catherine II:
He keeps lying and lying!!! Please speak!
Main:
Introduce youreself!
Catherine II
: (proudly) Right hand the unforgettable Semyon Mikhailovich Budyonny, Catherine the Second! Comrades! On behalf of all the veterans of the First Cavalry, I assure you! He didn’t compose congratulations for our women, but spied on me through the hole! Old goat!!!
Napoleon:
Lies, comrades! These are vile insinuations and lies! Dirty lie!
Catherine II:
(takes out a wooden saber from her skirt) Sabers drawn! Beat the French counter! Hurray!!! (waves his saber, then fights with Napoleon)
(Noise, din, whistle, hooting)
Main:
Quiet, comrades, quiet! (separates the fighting) Mentally crippled comrades! I think we are all stunned and want a break! There are two proposals: Comrade Bonaparte offers 3 minutes, and Citizen Catherine the Second - an hour!
All:
Three minutes!!! Long live Bonaparte! Long live the Iranian revolution!
Main:
Gentlemen nuts! I propose to sing the anthem of our spiritually healthy madness... excuse me, institutions! And then we’ll all go together to congratulate our lovely ladies! Let's start by praying!
(A comic song is performed)
Scenario March 8 (corporate event)
Presenter 1:
Hello, dear women! IN wonderful holiday, which is called International Women's Day, we will talk about you today.
Presenter 2:
Well, we will start our program with a musical gift from all the men present in this room! So, dear ladies, accept as a gift the song “Girls” performed by the ensemble “Men’s Answer”
song “The girls are standing, standing aside...”
Today is a girls' holiday,
Their eyes sparkle with brilliance,
And the girls' cheeks are burning,
They're glowing in the morning!
Chorus: The girls have come,
Things are all to the side,
They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,
Because today the girls
Compliments are expected from the guys!
And the men are a good choice -
Attentive, kind,
And the local yard is full of happiness,
On March day everywhere!
Chorus: The girls have come,
Things are all to the side,
They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,
Because today the girls
Compliments are expected from the guys!
Presenter 1:
The ensemble “Male Response” performed in front of you. Well, we move on. Everyone knows that every woman has a unique highlight, and today we will try to make sure of this again.
Presenter 2:
So let's lift the veil today by learning something new about our unique women.
Actor 6
: On March 8, a guy gave a girl with an allergy to flowers dumplings for the same amount
Actor 5:
Women are strange creatures! They cover up dark circles under their eyes... and draw them above their eyes!
Mamai
: A new service “Women’s Taxi” has appeared in Odessa. Female drivers come exclusively to women... But traditions are traditions - they still grab you by the knees.
Actor 5:
Milkmaid Vaselina, after a severe hangover, immediately milks butter from a cow.
Presenter 1:
I propose to talk about the image of the fair half of humanity, because it is no secret to anyone that every woman is an individual image that contains millions of secrets and mysteries.
Presenter 2:
And this wonderful image tree will help us with this, each petal of which will tell about distinctive features a certain female image.
They take out the image tree
Presenter 1:
But this will wait, since we literally just received urgent news on March 8th for the holiday.
Actor 1:
On the eve of March 8, new price tags appeared in flower shops in Odessa: “here are these 20”, “those to the left of these 50” and “give me something of your choice” -100 hryvnia.
Actor 4:
One man cheated on his wife on March 8th. What a surprise.
Actor 2:
On March 8th, every man should come home and tell his beloved the most important words in the world, Motherland, Mother, Bread!
Presenter 1:
On March 8 ugly girls men buy themselves a bottle of vodka.
Actor 2:
There was no sex in the USSR, so March 8 ended 10-15 minutes earlier
Actor 5:
Ryazan sellers are perplexed why flowers go up in price on March 8, but wallpaper doesn’t go up on builder’s day?
Actor 6
: You can’t see on March 8th, said Adam, breaking the last rib.
Actor 4:
And lastly: Girls, remember, there are no ex-boyfriends on March 8th.
Presenter 1:
The time has come to tear off the first petals from our tree. The first petal has the interesting name “business lady”. Who are we talking about?
Presenter 2:
A businesswoman is a purposeful and energetic woman who loves the word “risk.” The main desire of such a beauty is to lead everyone around her. The business lady is sociable, courageous, self-possessed, punctual and critical.
Presenter 1
: Let's applaud everyone who can safely be called a Lady Boss!
They bring out a gift
Presenter 2: (tears off the next petal): Well, the next petal is dedicated to all the ladies in business. These women are used to keeping everything under control not only at work, but also in the family! The main credo is to obey only yourself!
They bring out a gift
Presenter 1:
It is to you, confident women, that our next number of the concert program is dedicated. Meet the "3 miniatures" theater.
1)Actor 1
- Artyom gave his girlfriend a baby on March 8th!
Actor 2
- We still don’t understand why?
Actor 1
“The neighbor’s child also didn’t understand where they were taking him...
2) Actor 1
Mine gave me perfume from the new Armani collection on March 8...
Actor 3 -
And my blouse with rhinestones from D&G...
Actor 2
- Perfume from Armani, blouse from D&G... well, what is this?!.. SMS!!! Here's the one best gift for woman! (They take out a 1x1m cardboard phone with the inscription “From March 8th”)
3) Actor 3
- Dear girls, on the eve of March 8, we want to give you Ivanov I.I. (you need to give it to someone who stands out from the team).
Actor 2
- Well, are you giving us anything unnecessary on February 23rd? Here we are for you too.
Presenter 2:
The slogan of the theater “3 miniatures”: “We are short, We cannot be found.” Thanks to them for their performance, and we continue.
Are you ladies interested in who we will get to know better now? Our spring tree gives us a petal with a wonderful name - a gorgeous woman.
Presenter 1:
I’m sure everyone can envy this type of image! Such a woman knows her worth. She is smart, beautiful and well-mannered, but no one knows about the shortcomings of a gorgeous woman. There are such ladies in our hall.
They bring out a gift
Presenter 2: I had no doubt that only ideal women were present in our hall! No less interesting is the next image, which is called the femme fatale. She is beautiful, impressive, sometimes cold and very calculating. Such ladies are not used to wasting their time on trifles!
They bring out a gift
Presenter 1: Yes, such beautiful ladies deserve the loudest applause! Today is the day of gifts from men, so the stunning THEART of “3 MINIATURES” is performing in our hall again!!!
1) Miniature of a car and a man.
Actor 3
- (A man is on his knees crying): - Oooh, you’re my dear, I feel sorry for you, what will happen now...
Actor 2
-(A neighbor approaches.) What are you selling?
Actor 3
-No-no. The wife got the right...
2) Actor 1
- Dear, what do you love more about me: beauty or my modesty?
Actor 2
- Most of all I love your sense of humor!
3) Gorgeous lady at the plastic surgeon
Actor 1
: Doctor, can you make my lips thinner?!
Actor 3:
For what? You have great perfect lips!
Actor 1:
don't ask why! Can you?
Actor 3:
Can
Actor 1:
Can you do a nose with a hump? and that he had a snub nose. Protrude your ears, add squint!
Actor 3:
I don't understand...
Actor 1:
You don't need to understand anything! Will you do it?
Actor 3
: OK! What else
Actor 1:
Can you remove your breasts to size zero? Can you?!!!
Actor 3
: (creaking my heart) I can
Actor 1:
And add cellulite!
Actor 3
: For what?
Actor 1
: (in feelings) This scoundrel gave me a yellow Citroen!!!
Actor 3:
.Man???
Actor 1:
Man? Man!!! I wanted red!
Presenter 1:
The theater "3 miniatures" performed before you. Their motto is invincible: make us laugh and run away!!!
Presenter 2:
Our beautiful women! Your holiday is once again proof of our respect for you! Meet the ensemble "Men's Answer" with the song "Million Red roses»
Song to the music of the composition “A Million Scarlet Roses”
Once upon a time there was only one office,
Women ruled there
Today it's the men's turn
Celebrate the beautiful ladies!
March is just around the corner
Which means there are plans for a buffet
And they bring all the gifts -
Postcards, wine and bouquet...
Chorus
Chorus
A million - a million - a million scarlet roses
There is no money, there is no money, there is no money for you to buy,
Lots of lovely, lovely tulips
We are ready to give it to you now!
Presenter 1: And finally, I would like to say: Dear girls, it is not in vain that International Women’s Day is celebrated on the eighth of March, because a rotated figure eight is a sign of infinity. So let's drink to this endless day for the male half of humanity.
How to make a festive concert on March 8 in a kindergarten or school truly bright and interesting? It's simple - you need to diversify the script with fun, funny and cool scenes. Exactly comic scenes on March 8 have a unique ability to create a pleasant atmosphere, lift the spirits of everyone present and make the holiday memorable. In addition, they quite often raise quite important topics and questions, which can be very difficult to resolve without the help of humor. Of course, children's funny skits have their own specifics and are unlike, say, comic numbers for corporate parties. They are usually distinguished by kind and even naive humor, which is perfect for such a bright spring holiday as International Women's Day. That is why holiday concerts in schools and kindergartens on March 8 have a unique atmosphere. In our article today we tried to collect the most interesting and original ideas for funny scenes on March 8 for mothers, schoolchildren and kindergarten students. We hope that our video options will not only lift your spirits, but also help you write a sparkling script for March 8th.
Funny and comic scenes on March 8 in kindergarten, video
Little kindergarten students are the most spontaneous and sincere artists. That is why the funny and humorous scenes performed on March 8 at matinees in kindergarten in their performance evoke so much joy and genuine delight in adults. Cute, charming and childlike, spontaneous artists happily play the roles of adults and themselves. Young actors are especially good at parody roles with a small number of words and expressive gestures and facial expressions. You will find some options for just such funny and humorous scenes on March 8 in kindergarten with video below.
Funny scene “Old Grandmothers” on March 8th for kindergarten
A funny skit about grandmothers on March 8 is a vivid example of a parody number without words, the success of which depends entirely on the artistic abilities of its performers. The number is based on the song “Old Grandmothers”, well known to the older generation, performed by V. Dobrynin. Its cheerful motive and funny lyrics are quite easy to play up with the help of bright costumes and fun dance moves. To make the scene truly hilarious, it is best to cast artistic boys in the roles of grandmothers. They will look especially comical in old lady outfits and with the traditional attributes of grandmothers.
Comic skit on March 8 for kindergarten “Three Mothers”
For this version of the comic scene, you will need three girls who will play the roles of daughter, mother and grandmother. Each of them will have their own words - several lines of poetry with a funny meaning. The essence of the sketch is to show how important a mother is in everyone’s life, but at the same time to play out in a humorous way the mother’s excessive care and anxiety. In general, this thematic scene turns out to be very touching and funny at the same time, so it fits perfectly into almost any scenario for the March 8th matinee in kindergarten. The only thing is that girls from the senior or senior age are more suitable for the main roles. preparatory group with good diction and artistic abilities.
Comic skits for a concert in honor of March 8th for elementary school, video
If the festive matinees in honor of March 8 in kindergartens are dominated by touching dance and congratulatory numbers, then the concert in primary school You can now safely build on a comic scenario with funny scenes. The main success of such a concert, as well as any other festive event, is proper organization and talented performers. Without good actors, comic skits at a concert in honor of March 8 in an elementary school simply will not have the desired effect and will go unnoticed and unappreciated by the public. In addition, it is important to select appropriate scenery, costumes and props. It is these details that help not only convey the meaning of the scene, but also contribute to the transformation of young artists. Next, we offer you several options for comic skits that are perfect for a festive concert in an elementary school.
A comic skit in an elementary school on March 8 “How to surprise girls” for boys
This number is very simple to perform and does not require any special decorations or attributes. The main thing is to choose really cheerful and charismatic boys who, with the help of facial expressions and words, will be able to play out all the humor of this scene. The topic of the issue is quite urgent for all men on the eve of International Women's Day - “What to surprise and what gifts to please women with?” The boys from this issue offer their own ideas for gifts and surprises that might please the girls in their class. We are sure that their funny versions will not leave anyone indifferent.
A funny scene for girls on March 8 “When mom is not at home”
It's no secret that parody numbers are always very warmly received by the public, especially if their plot is close and understandable to everyone present. Next funny scene on March 8, all mothers will probably like it, because they themselves were once in the place of young artists and experienced a similar situation. As you can easily guess from the title of the episode, the sketch shows in a cool and slightly exaggerated way what is happening at home at the moment when mother is not there, and the daughters are getting to their mother’s treasured things. Light musical accompaniment and a cheerful dance at the beginning of the number make such a scene more energetic and tune the audience to its comic nature.
Cool and funny skits for high school students on March 8, video
Everyone knows about the creativity and good sense of humor of high school students. One can only envy the resourcefulness, energy and enthusiasm of young people. It is not surprising that high school students are best at coming up with cool and funny scenes on March 8 for mothers, grandmothers, teachers and classmates. Of course, touching and tender numbers also have a place in festive concerts dedicated to International Women's Day, organized by high school students. But much more often they still prefer to please and make dear women laugh on their holiday. Next, we bring to your attention several cool and funny skits for high school students on March 8 with video.
Funny skit “Festive Grandfather” on March 8 for high school girls
To participate in this funny act you will need girls and one guy, who will act as a simple grandfather. The skit itself is written using poems with humor, so it is very advisable to choose participants with a well-trained voice and artistic abilities. well and main character skits - a festive grandfather, of course, should be funny and charismatic.
A comic skit in honor of March 8 for high school students “How boys and girls celebrate the holiday”
Variants of humorous scenes from the category of “expectations and reality” have been very popular lately. However, this scene rather reflects, in a slightly exaggerated form, the difference between how boys and girls celebrate March 8th. Of course, the chosen images are very exaggerated, but there is still some truth in them. There are many images in the scene and therefore almost everyone present will be able to recognize themselves among the characters shown.
Funny skit “Day of Revelations” on March 8 for high school students
But the following scene is ideal for a concert in honor of March 8, organized especially for classmates. It raises one of the most popular topics for teenagers, about which you can joke endlessly. We are talking, of course, about relationships and “Day of Revelations” is a vivid example of how differently a guy and a girl in a relationship sometimes perceive the same idea. To participate in the skit you need to choose an artistic guy and a talented girl. But if you want to get a truly hilarious number, we strongly recommend taking two funny guys as the main characters.
Funny and funny scenes on March 8 for mothers and children, video
Children in schools and kindergartens joke about all sorts of things in cool and funny scenes for mothers on March 8th! They do this very subtly, ironically, but not at all offensively. They raise everyday topics, come up with parodies of characteristic female behavior, and notice funny moments in the relationship between parents and children. But the most popular topic remains, of course, mothers. Moreover, children manage to make jokes about mothers so delicately and touchingly that adults are not offended at all. On the contrary, looking at the funny parodies of children, mothers sincerely laugh, recognizing themselves and their habits. And sometimes, such funny parodies even make many parents and children reconsider some moments in their family relationships V better side. Therefore, if you want to make the festive concert on March 8 really interesting and memorable, be sure to include in the script several funny and cool skits on March 8 for mothers of children. Moreover, below you will find several fun options for kindergarten and high school.
Cool scene “Meeting of mothers” on March 8th for a matinee in kindergarten
This number, performed by kids, turns out to be really comical and cheerful in a good way. In the story, the girls play the roles of mothers who accidentally meet and share latest news about your family problems. Well, just like their adult mothers, who prefer to share their experiences and everyday problems with their friends. The essence of this issue is to show how complex and difficult a mother’s daily work can be and how important it is to appreciate it, take care of her mother, help her and not upset her. It is thanks to the cheerful presentation that such a scene will not only not upset anyone, but will also help kids better understand and appreciate their mothers.
Funny skit “How I help my mother” on March 8 for elementary school
This funny scene is intended to ironically make fun of such a fairly common everyday problem as the lack of help for the mother from the children. Her dialogue unfolds between a mother and her schoolgirl daughter, who writes an eloquent, but far from truthful, essay on the topic “How I help my mother.” Of course, the actions in this scene are exaggerated, but despite the humor present, the plot makes both children and adults think.
Cool skit on March 8 “Typical Mom” for high school students
The following humorous production would be best suited for a high school or even college concert. It involves three characters - a son, mother and grandmother. The plot of the issue revolves around a rather comical situation, familiar to many modern families. In a nutshell, the sketch is about how often our mothers are unfriendly with modern gadgets in general, and with computers in particular. The paradox is that the older generation, and in this case grandmothers, can be much more “advanced” in this matter than their children. In general, if you want to laugh heartily, then take a closer look at the following funny scene.
Festive concerts in honor of March 8 for mothers and grandmothers in kindergartens and schools are a good tradition that should be preserved as long as possible. This is not just a children's amateur activity, but a real gift and the most best congratulations for dear women. And funny, cool and humorous scenes on March 8th are the “highlights” of such children's concerts. It is the numbers that make the humor main holiday all women are truly bright, memorable and cheerful. We hope that in our article today you will find many options for funny scenes on March 8 that will inspire you to write original script. Remember that the success of any performance directly depends on its performers. Therefore, always choose talented schoolchildren and children with good acting skills. And then, we are sure, any funny scene in honor of International Women’s Day will bring a lot of positivity to all guests of the holiday!
