Characters:
2 presenters, Man, Little Man, Little Man.
1st Presenter: In such a kind and evening hour We've come together now!
2nd Presenter: We want lovely smiles to shine in this wonderful hall!
1st Presenter: How good all men are! Their eyes are the mirror of the soul!
2nd Presenter: They are waiting for festive moments: Attention and fun!
1st Presenter: Let's not waste time, - It's time to congratulate the men!
2nd Presenter: Today is men's day by right, He gives them honor and glory!
GREETING CARD GAME
On the tablet is a greeting card with the following text:
Our_____________________ men,
We have reasons to congratulate you!
You______________and________________
And for this we are very grateful!
Even though February outside the window is snow-white, -
We love you heartily and tenderly!
We are glad to see you___________,___________, _________,__________and___________!
We are celebrating this holiday,
We wish you happiness, peace, goodness!
Stay___________,__________, __________,__________and___________!
The presenters ask the ladies present at the evening which representatives of the stronger sex they are attracted to.
Answers fit into spaces with blanks on greeting card, and then the entire text is recited.
(Suddenly, a Man in a paratrooper uniform lands on the stage with a parachute from above.)
1st Presenter: It seems that in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day, troops are landing on us.
(The presenters raise the parachute, from under which a Man appears.)
2nd Presenter: What a man! Man: (cheerfully) Here appropriate place for landing!
1st Presenter: Especially for real men. Man: That's right! (salutes)
2nd Presenter: February 23rd brings us representatives of the stronger sex from the sky.
Man: I see quite a few of them in the hall.
2nd Presenter: You are right, there are plenty of heroes of the occasion here.
Man: In this case, they should be the center of attention.
1st Presenter: We absolutely agree with you. (to the audience:) We invite real men to come on stage!
COMPETITION “SQUATTING FIGHT”
The competitors squat in a circle (the formed circle is fenced off with pins), stretch their arms forward with their palms and, hitting the palms of their opponents, try to push each other beyond the pins. Contestants who touch the floor with their hand or leave the circle leave the stage.
The prize goes to the one who did not leave the combat boundaries until the last moment.
2nd Presenter: At one time, ladies adopted a lot from the male half.
Man: What do you mean?
2nd Presenter: For example, in a woman's wardrobe there are things that previously existed in a man's wardrobe.
1st Presenter: I wonder if our ladies know about this?
2nd Presenter: Let's check with them.
GAME “FROM MEN TO LADIES”
The presenters invite the ladies present in the hall to name the things that came to them from the men's wardrobe (trousers, stockings, wig, etc.). The most active ones are invited to the stage. Man: I can hardly imagine myself in stockings and a wig. 1st Presenter: Surely the ladies, too, can hardly imagine you in all this attire. 2nd Presenter: Actually, representatives of the fair sex understand men in their own way.
COMPETITION "MEN IN LADIES' UNDERSTANDING"
Ladies who distinguished themselves in the previous game receive a tablet with a landscape sheet, a marker and a card with one of the concepts (for example: “A man at a party”, “A man in a garage”, “A man fishing”, etc.) The concepts are not announced in advance.
Within five minutes, they must diagrammatically depict the essence of their concepts, then the masterpieces are presented to everyone.
The prize is awarded to the contestant whose drawing was understood by the audience in accordance with the given concept.
Man: This is how you, dear ladies, see us men. I would like to offer you an interesting quiz called “A Man Through the Eyes of a Woman.”
QUIZ “A MAN THROUGH THE EYES OF A WOMAN”
The ladies present in the hall choose one correct answer out of three given by the Man for each question in the quiz.
1.What will the man do with the candy?
a) quickly eat the whole thing;
b) eat slowly, biting off little by little, determining its filling;
c) refuse it so as not to lose the dignity of the stronger sex.
2.What dishes would a man prefer in a restaurant?
a) exotic;
b) ordinary;
c) what his mother taught him in his distant childhood.
3.What will a man do when he comes to the store to update his wardrobe?
a) before buying, consult with the seller, finding out his opinion;
b) immediately ask the seller for a model of a certain color and size;
c) after long viewings and fittings, without making a choice, he will leave with nothing, postponing shopping until next time.
4. How will a man act if he is traveling through an unfamiliar area and suddenly loses his way?
a) ask the first person he meets for directions;
b) will be angry in uncertainty;
c) will begin to look for the way on his own, relying on his intuition.
5.What will the man behind the wheel do when the traffic light turns green?
a) quickly rushes forward, ahead of others;
b) move slowly;
c) create a traffic jam, fascinated by a lady in a nearby car.
1st Presenter: Ladies and men are always unsolved secrets for each other.
2nd Presenter: And men are sometimes real surprises.
Man: This is probably because we love surprises.
1st Presenter: Then they should be delivered to you.
2nd Presenter: Surprises, fly into the hall!
(Six paper parachutes with Kinder Surprise cases hanging from below land in the auditorium from above. The presenters ask the six men who caught the parachutes to go backstage.)
Man: Are the surprises over yet?
1st Presenter: Men's surprises begin!
COMPETITION "MEN'S SURPRISES"
Six men become contestants. Behind the scenes, they open the cases suspended from the parachutes and find a note in them with the name of an animal. Then the contestants, in order, go on stage and use pantomime to portray their animals. Before each contestant exits, the presenters announce: “A man at work”; "The Man at Home"; "The Man Behind the Wheel"; "Man in a Restaurant"; "Man at the Resort"; "A man with friends."
Prizes are awarded to those whose animals are recognized by the public.
2nd Presenter: No one expected such surprises from representatives of the stronger sex.
1st Presenter: It should be noted that men are always in a hurry to get somewhere.
Man: We are in a hurry not to miss our happiness.
2nd Presenter: However, even the lucky ones speed up.
1st Presenter: I wonder where the happy man is rushing?
2nd Presenter: There are many answers to this question today.
(The presenters with microphones go down to the auditorium and receive answers to this question from representatives of the stronger sex.)
1st Presenter: And I thought that happy men only rush to the garage.
Man: A man and a car are inseparable concepts.
2nd Presenter: Our next competition for true motorists!
COMPETITION “DON’T LET YOU DOWN!”
Contestants receive a balloon and a bicycle pump. Then, blindfolded, they begin to inflate their balloons with pumps.
The prize goes to the contestant who inflates the balloon and bursts it the fastest.
1st Presenter: Men are happy when they have pumps in their hands, and ladies are happy when they receive two outfits out of turn.
2nd Presenter: This is usually the case.
(The presenters and the Man go to left side backstage, from the opposite side of which the characters from the interlude “Two Outfits Out of Turn” appear.)
INTERMEDIA “TWO OUTFIT OUT OF LINE”
She:(demanding) I want two outfits out of turn!
He: Go, peel the potatoes and wash your socks - your wishes will come true.
She: These are not my desires! These are the duties that an irresponsible husband forgets to perform!
He: What responsibilities do you think a conscientious husband should have?
She: The most ordinary ones: on weekdays - serve coffee in bed, on weekends - present flowers, and on holidays - delight with expensive gifts!
He:(dreamy) Why, then, was I not born a woman?
She: Now it’s clear why you always buy yourself only blue shirts!
He:
She: To your weakness!
He:(modestly) Actually, since I married you, my weakness has stopped.
She: And you hid this from me?
He: Isn't it noticeable?
She: This is what immediately catches your eye when you enter our bedroom! It’s not for nothing that my friends asked me one piquant question: why are our beds so far apart from each other!
He: And what did you answer them?
She: My husband has mumps!
He: Sounds convincing.
She: It’s not your “pig”, but you are a real hog!
He: Shout quietly, people may think that we are celebrating the Year of the Pig.
She: I've been celebrating it ever since I married you!
He: Fine, fine. Now I’ll go and give you gifts.
She:(enthusiastically) Finally, the Year of the Dragon begins for me! What do you want to give me?
He: Peeled potatoes and washed socks.
She:(excitedly) Now you will give yourself such gifts all the time!
He: They look more impressive after your hands.
She: It seems like you just dreamed of being born a woman!
He: But he wasn’t born.
She: Today I give you this happy opportunity!
He:(surprised) And then who will you become?
She: And I will live your philistine life!
He: It’s not for nothing that my friends asked me why our beds are so far apart from each other.
She: Were you doing this with them in our bedroom?
He: No way. We are quite happy with the kitchen.
She:(sniffling) That's why all the legs of the table are wobbly.
He: Three bottles of beer for three people is not a great burden.
She:(excitedly) Then why are they loose?!
He: You always live in the kitchen - you know better.
She:(incredulous) What are you hinting at?
He: To your weakness.
She:(modestly) Actually, immediately after our wedding, my weakness stopped.
He: Then why do you live in the kitchen?
She:(excitedly) I want to prove to you that I am - Strong woman: indifferent to men, not glued to the bed!
He:(dreamy) Still, why wasn’t I born a woman?
She: Your dream has come true - two outfits out of turn!
(The interlude characters bow and retire to the right side of the wings, from the left side of which the presenters enter the stage.)
1st Presenter: The outfits have been handed over, now it's time to play!
2nd Presenter: The most festive game for everyone... Together: “February Guessing Games”!
FEBRUARY GUESSING GAME
The presenters speak in quatrains with unfinished last lines. Those present in the hall must guess the corresponding rhymes. A game to activate the public.
1st Presenter: February brought us all
Neither warmth nor freshness grew,
And such a wonderful day -
We call him... ("Male")
2nd Presenter: Ladies are excited from the evening
Prepared pickles
For men's straight gait
We also bought... (Vodka)
1st Presenter: The stronger sex without worries
A trip to the grocery store:
They need one little thing -
Five-star... (Cognac)
2nd Presenter: The ladies are on their feet just before it's light,
They are setting up their own parade;
Gifted in bright bundles
For men... (Gifts)
1st Presenter: The men are not far behind -
They scurry around the mirror:
Before taking one hundred grams,
They dream of conquering... (Ladies)
2nd Presenter: The table is set, fun, laughter,
Men have great success -
In such happy moments
They receive... (Compliments)
1st Presenter: On holiday, ladies will not refuse:
With a kind word they will respect you,
They will feed you well -
There won't be any for men... (Sad)
2nd Presenter: Fun hour is the best chance
Make a shaky curtsy,
And then, out of nowhere,
Find yourself under... (Table)
1st Presenter: It's not the holiday's fault.
That a squad dived under the table -
The guys are a little tired
Very sweet... (Dozed off)
2nd Presenter: In the morning the stronger sex will wake up,
Plunge back into everyday life.
Oh, what a prankster he is -
Men's Day - February... (Holiday)
(A man appears on the right side of the curtains with a hammer in his hand, dressed in a work uniform.)
Little guy:(perky) Good evening! Is there anything that needs to be nailed down, screwed in, or repaired here?! (takes a screwdriver out of his pocket)
1st Presenter: What a business man.
2nd Presenter: Thanks, I do not need it now.
Little guy: Then I’ll stay with you a little, in case my help is needed!
1st Presenter: Of course, stay - have fun with everyone in honor of the holiday.
Little guy: It's possible! After all, I know the business, and I don’t forget the fun! (B are flying into the auditorium from above balloons: 3 red and 3 yellow.)
2nd Presenter: Surprises have arrived in our hall again! Dear men who have caught air souvenirs, we invite you to the stage!
(Six men with balloons rise onto the stage. The presenter pops one of the red balloons, which contained a note.)
1st Presenter: Now we’ll find out what surprise the red ball hides! (reads the text of the note:)
“There are hands and a hammer,
Nails and block,
So, there will be some sense in the matter
And a whirlwind of joy!”
Little guy: This is just my thing! (brings out 3 hammers, 3 bars and 18 nails from behind the scenes)
COMPETITION "SCORED"
Men who catch the red balls receive a hammer, a block and 6 nails. Their task: to hammer nails into a block.
The winner is the one who completes the task ahead of everyone else (the quality of the work is also taken into account).
2nd Presenter: Now let’s reveal the secret of the yellow ball!., (bursts one of the yellow balls and reads out the note lying in it:)
“You need screws and a screwdriver
They will definitely come in handy!
To keep the hooks straight
There are no better assistants!”
COMPETITION “PRIVIQUES”
Men who catch the yellow balls receive a screwdriver from the Peasant, wooden plank with holes for screws and 6 household hooks. Their task is to screw the hooks to the bar with a screwdriver.
The most agile and skillful competitor receives the prize.
Little guy: Craftsmen and hooks rejoice!
1st Presenter: Russia has been famous for its craftsmen from time immemorial. Every city has its own craftsmen.
2nd Presenter: And our cities, by the way, are named after men.
GAME "CITIES AND MEN"
The presenters invite the representatives of the stronger sex present in the hall to name cities with male names (Ivanovo, Vladimir, Borisoglebsk, etc.). The six most active are invited to the stage.
Little guy: There are avid fishermen in every city! Am I right?.. Then let's have some fun fishing!
COMPETITION “FUN FISHING”
The man brings out from behind the scenes three ropes tied together in the middle, where a dried roach is suspended. Six men who took Active participation in the previous game, they take hold of the sticks that are at the ends of the ropes and move in different directions.
To the accompaniment of cheerful music, they wind a rope around a stick, thus getting closer to the wobbler, which will go to the most efficient one.
1st Presenter: Men, as you know, will never refuse to eat.
2nd Presenter: Are they knowledgeable about cooking?
1st Presenter: This is easy to find out if you play the game “The Way to a Man’s Heart.”
GAME “THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART”
The presenters ask the strong half of the audience to give names to what will be discussed below:
1. A dish prepared with the participation of a cow and chicken. (Omelette)
2. An oriental dish, on special occasions, topped with a ram’s head. (Pilaf)
3.Maxi cake. (Cake) 4. Pork layer. (Salo)
5.Apricot who went on a dry hunger strike. (Dried apricots)
6.The steering wheel is undersized. (Drying)
7. Soft-boiled potatoes. (Puree)
8. A fruit that boxers adore. (Pear)
9.Ears with curd filling. (Vareniki)
10. Fruit kefir is not our thing. (Yogurt)
The game assumes choral responses. Those knowledgeable in cooking take to the stage.
Little guy: Come on, food lovers, grab your puffed sausages!
COMPETITION “AIR SAUSAGES”
Those who distinguished themselves in the previous game form 2 teams, the captains of which are given a sausage-shaped balloon by the peasant. Standing in a column, the contestants pass each other a ball held between their legs (it is prohibited to help with your hands). The winner is the team whose sausage has been tested by all its members in the shortest amount of time.
2nd Presenter: Men not only have a good appetite, but also mental abilities.
1st Presenter: Our game is proof of this.
2nd Presenter: Representatives of the stronger sex, charge your brains!
GAME “CHARGE YOUR BRAINS!”
The presenters read out the phrases, and the men present in the hall must name them in one word.
1. Jacket for diaper. (Vest)
2. Folklore text for quick wits. (Mystery)
3. Letters lined up for roll call. (Alphabet) t
4. Great-grandmother's audio system. (Gramophone)
5.The epicenter of the donut. (Hole)
6. The back of the head. (Face)
7.A reason to publicly hug a lady. (Dance)
8. An insect suffering from unrequited love for a person. (Mosquito)
9.Part of the face that is sometimes hanged. (Nose)
10. A plant responsible for relationships between people with its head. (Chamomile)
The smartest ones are invited to the stage.
Little guy: For those who know how to charge their brains, there is a competition called “February Humor”!
COMPETITION “FEBRUARY HUMORINE”
The little guy offers the smartest men funny situations:
1.23 February, as a gift from your beloved, you receive a funny souvenir - antlers.
2. In the midst of the celebration, a pretty stranger suddenly appears and introduces herself as your mistress.
3. Your wife calls her cat by your name, and calls you Murzik.
4.Alone with you, your loved one constantly faints.
5.On Sunday you were repairing your one-year-old son's crib and discovered an unused condom in it.
6. Your wife calls you Petya in the morning, Grisha in the afternoon, Dima in the evening, and Kolya at night, despite the fact that according to your passport you are Alexey. Contestants answer all questions in order of priority. The winner (there may be several) is determined by the applause of the audience.
1st Presenter:(to the peasant) Tell me, how else can men distinguish themselves?
Little guy: With his daring and musicality!
2nd Presenter: Can these concepts really be compatible?
Little guy: And how! Now my friends will come here and together we’ll do something for you!.. (shouts towards the right wing:) Hey, friends, your help is needed! (Four men, one of whom is with an accordion, and four women take the stage.)
1st Presenter: Excuse me, we were talking exclusively about representatives of the stronger sex.
Little guy: The ladies are the crown jewel of our swashbuckling quintet!
Ladies: (rollingly) Wow!
2nd Presenter: In that case, we are all attentive.
Little guy: Men's ditties! (A little man and his friends sing ditties. Women sit between the performers, “hoot” and dance to each tune.)
MEN'S DITS
1st: We'll sing to you now
To the accordion of ditties!
You will arrange a dance,
Wives and girlfriends!
2nd: The cutie and I met
Evening on the street!
So that no one touches her
I'm afraid to close my eyes!
3rd: What's up with my girlfriend
Blue eyes!
My gifts for her
I like any!
4th: My wife for behavior
Suddenly announced a boycott;
I set the table for two people,
Doesn't invite me to eat.
5th: I'm looking for my wife
I've been courting you for a whole year,
Cavalier day after day
He kept her away!
1st: Together my wife and I
We go fishing:
She sings songs -
No fish, sorry.
2nd: invites you to visit
I'm not always cute:
If you need to arrange something, -
Know me then!
3rd: I'm lucky with my girlfriend
She doesn't need much!
And how we went to the registry office with her -
Requires outfits.
4th: The accordion plays well -
Round buttons!
I recognize my cutie
I always hit the ass!
5th: We amused you -
It just got more fun!
Clap for us now
From the heart soon!
Little guy:(to the presenters) How do you like our daring quintet?!
1st Presenter: It was unbeatable!
Little guy: I won’t talk in vain!.. (looks around at his friends, who show him towards the backstage) My friends let me know that I need to help somewhere! Have fun! (To the tune of an accordion, the peasant and his friends head towards the right wing.)
2nd Presenter: Friends are wonderful, especially if they are male!
GAME “FRIENDS IN RIDDLES”
The presenters speak in quatrains with unfinished last lines. Everyone present in the hall must guess male names, matching the rhyme to the end of the third lines. Choral responses are expected to help activate the audience.
1. The musician is magnificent:
And he will play and sing.
It will be fun in the world
If next to you... (Petya)
2. He is a gentleman - what you need.
There is no end to the girls.
Went on a date again
Daring handsome guy... (Misha)
Z. Any matter can be argued
In his “golden” hands.
Call me - come quickly
Will always help... (Andrey)
4.0n - the soul of an honest company:
He will say a toast, sing a verse.
If you hear “Great!” -
Without a doubt, this is... (Vova)
5. Hiking is his element:
The expanse of native space beckons.
Can't sit at home
Romantic with a backpack... (Roma)
b. He is resourceful and courageous,
You won't go anywhere with him.
There is a sense of proportion to everything
Serious... (Valera)
7. He is an excellent conversationalist,
It will cover a lot of topics for you.
Lover of reading books
Smart at leisure... (Vitya)
8. “How exquisite is the dandy” -
He hears from all sides.
You can't find a nicer or more beautiful
Groom than dandy... (Sasha)
9.Loves speed very much
It will take you like a breeze.
He will overtake everyone on the road,
Just sit behind the wheel... (Seryoga)
10. He loves home comfort,
The table will be set - top class.
The door is open to friends
At the gallant... (Nikita)
1st Presenter: It is a pleasure to deal with an exquisitely polite and amiable man.
2nd Presenter: Of course, with such a gallant gentleman, each of us will feel like a true lady.
1st Presenter: But, unfortunately, the age of courtesy and courtesy is a thing of the distant past.
2nd Presenter: There is no need to draw pessimistic conclusions. I see a very suitable candidate in the front row, (addresses a pleasant-looking man:) Can I invite you to the stage?
Man: Of course, (rises to the presenters)
1st Presenter:(admiringly) He's just a man!
2nd Presenter:(to the Man) Let me ask you one delicate question.
Man: I don't mind.
2nd Presenter: Are you men always truthful?
Man: To be responsible for all representatives of the stronger sex is in itself an untruthful action.
1st Presenter: This means you should ask the men present in the hall.
2nd Presenter: Surely funny game will make their answers more truthful.
GAME “WELL, VERY TRUTHFUL!”
10 balloons fly into the auditorium from above. The presenters ask exclusively the male half to catch the balls and go on stage with them. Then those who leave in order take out from the wallets of the presenters banknotes printed on a color printer, on the back of which there is one question each:
. Do you compliment ladies?
. Do you watch erotic films?
. Does belly dancing turn you on?
. Does jealousy torment you?
. Do you enjoy Gogol-Mogol?
. Is “Scrambled Eggs and Sausage” your signature dish?
. Is the Kama Sutra considered yours? reference book?
. Are you a notorious womanizer?
. Have you ever been in the role of a woman?
. Do you accept gifts from the gentler sex?
Answers to questions are in balloons:
. It never was and never will be.
. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
. Every time I go to bed.
. This is my hobby.
. I allow myself this pleasure once a day.
. When there are guests in the house.
. Of course, otherwise life would be uninteresting.
. If there is no other half nearby.
. Not without it. Players pop their balloons and read out notes with answers.
Everyone receives sweet prizes for their frankness. The presenters leave two strong men on stage, citing that their answers seemed to them the most truthful.
1st Presenter: Undoubtedly, only knights of ladies' hearts can be extremely truthful.
2nd Presenter: Where are the ladies of our knights?
Man: The ladies are waiting for a special invitation.
(Two participants from the previous game go to different sides of the curtains and bring 5 miniature girls onto the stage.)
COMPETITION “KNIGHTS OF LADIES’ HEARTS”
The girls form 2 teams, the captains of which are both men. Accompanied by cheerful music, they pick up each member of their team one by one and carry them to the chair and back. The winner is the team in which all the girls have been held in their arms in a short period of time.
1st Presenter: There are a great many men known for their achievements, and if you remember them all, it will take more than one evening.
2nd Presenter: Then let's pay attention to the glorious threes!
Man: I start: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
1st Presenter: Coward, Stupid, Seasoned.
2nd Presenter:(to the audience) And now, dear viewers, let's play with you!
GAME “GLORIOUS THREES”
Those present in the hall name the men who make up the famous triplets (you can do without names and surnames, for example: three heroes, three fat men, three princes).
The game provides for massive non-prize responses.
1st Presenter: After such a game, I would like to invite to the stage three representatives of the stronger and fairer sex, who have shown competence in glorious threesomes.
(Three men and three women come on stage.)
2nd Presenter:(to those who left) Please remind everyone of the name of the festive evening... Our next competition is called exactly the same!
COMPETITION “MAN, MAN, MAN”
The superior men and women form opposite-sex couples. Men sit on chairs and put on wigs with shoulder-length hair (if the contestants have their own suitable hair, you can do without wigs), women take a card from the Men’s tray with the inscription: “man”; "little man"; "man".
To the melody from the film “Gentlemen of Fortune,” they give their male assistants hairstyles with this name (combs, bobby pins, elastic bands, and small hairpins are provided as available tools).
The winner is chosen by the applause of the audience. Male assistants receive sweet prizes for their patience and endurance.
1st Presenter:(to Muzhchinko) Let me know, is this your first time on stage today or has your debut already taken place before?
Man: I've been performing since high school theater studio.
2nd Presenter: Have you ever played female roles?
Man: It happened once - instead of a sick girl, he dressed up as Baba Yaga.
1st Presenter: You probably received thunderous applause.
Man: Some asked for an autograph.
2nd Presenter:(to the audience) An incomparable spectacle when women are played by representatives of the stronger sex! Let's name these wonderful actors!
GAME “STRAIGHT TO THE LADIES”
Those present in the hall say the names and surnames of the actors who played the female roles (O. Tabakov, A. Kalyagin, A. Danilko, etc.).
Everyone who takes part in the game is awarded a prize - balloon, after which the men are left on stage.
1st Presenter:(to men) We won’t ask you to try on a woman’s dress, but we will have to show you your artistic abilities!
COMPETITION “OH, THESE LEGS!”
Men who took part in the previous game are given markers. In 1 minute they must depict women's legs on their balloons.
The prize will go to the one who has the most of them.
2nd Presenter:(to the Man) Tell me, could you perform something on this stage in honor of the holiday?
Man: Comical advice for the stronger sex!
(to the tune of “Songs about a moonshine still” from the film “Moonshiners”)
1.If you don’t want to get up early,
And the soft bed warmed me,
So you are friends with her -
You can't break up!
2.If your wife sent you to the grocery store, -
Let him wait all evening then:
The expectation is in her favor -
He will love you more!
H. If your wife made you an omelet
And she said that there were no more products,
So you are now a rooster -
You can have two hens!
4.If you wash your own socks
And at the same time you die of melancholy, -
Smile from ear to ear
And the melancholy will go away by socks!
5.If your wife is used to being jealous
And get at me with my nagging, -
Let him go to the circus, and then
Take a break from stupid phrases!
b.If a neighbor starts stopping by often,
Who doesn’t have a wife yet, -
Post a dossier about him -
He will be there to welcome guests!
7.If your spouse brings you horns as a gift,
This means that she will also be lucky with the present:
You hooves at the right time
Give it without embellishment!
8. If your mother-in-law is suddenly visiting you, -
Dress up at home like a Papuan,
Beat the drum loudly -
She won't like the sofa!
9.If your wife gave you a concert, -
Give her a bus ticket in return,
Close the door behind you -
She needs a different viewer!
10.If the garage is the closest thing to your apartment,
His modest surroundings do not hamper him, -
You can live in it peacefully
And don’t worry about the past!
1st Presenter:(to the Man) Your comic advice amused not only the stronger sex, but also the female half of the audience.
2nd Presenter: We thank you for the pleasure and ask you to come into the auditorium. (The man takes his place in the front row.)
1st Presenter: Men's Day brought joy to everyone!
He provided a reason for entertainment
And I left good things in my memory,
He filled our hearts with himself!
2nd Presenter: So let the holiday not leave us,
After all, it’s nearby real men,
With which the torments are unknown!
Let us say goodbye - in good time!
It is original and fun to congratulate relatives on their main holiday - not so simple task. And if it’s a corporate event for men on February 23, female colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each person invited to the holiday.
Place, time
Start by choosing a room - this will help you decide on all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant with enough space for a stage, dancing, and banquet tables. Sufficient space will allow you to implement all the ideas for decorating the hall and any theme of the corporate party for February 23: military registration and enlistment office, barracks, exercises, military operation to combat despondency.
It is not always possible to move furniture in the office; office equipment gets in the way; there is not enough space for active competitions . And in general, the corporate party at work is not very good good idea, if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.
Decor
- Hang a congratulatory banner above the entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures in army style. They can be easily supplemented with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;
- make a “cool” stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main message is.
A joke on competitors - a poster where one army is chasing another. The winners have your company logo on their helmets/caps, while the losers have their competitor’s logo on them. But it is better to discuss this point with management.
- borrow a camouflage net for the duration of the corporate event(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture or hung on the wall in a photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;
- Cut triangles from khaki paper and assemble into garlands. Inside some of them paste your logo, a photo of the heroes of the occasion in helmets and caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in themed colors in the shape of military equipment. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.
Inside every man, even the most serious one, there lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, organize a radio-controlled jeep race at your corporate event - the stronger sex will be delighted!
- buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki cocktail straws. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (the company logo against the background of the country’s flag, a helmet, a red star), and replace the labels on bottles with themed pictures.
Invite all your colleagues to the corporate event, not just men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a postcard in a military style (tank, grenade, brave soldier), a comic summons to the military registration and enlistment office, a dispatch from a general with an order to appear at the gathering place;
In addition to funny skits and congratulatory songs, prepare thematic anecdotes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored during breaks between performances and competitions. Distribute in advance short texts ladies who are not embarrassed by the crowd.
There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate event script - these are rather arbitrary preparations that “pop up” during the course of the event. This will make the atmosphere at the party more relaxed.
Script, entertainment
We offer universal script corporate party on February 23rd in army style. Suitable for a relaxed company gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to set up a military registration and enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang up instructions, posters, stands.
If the corporate party on February 23 is not held at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe/restaurant staff about the decoration of the hall (not everyone allows you to create your own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an establishment).
The main presenter appears in the image of a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets the guests and invites them to sit at the tables.
Introductory part
Two “brand new” FIFA girls appear on the stage, very slender, typical “blondes”. The guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:
First girl(P): ...and also womanism flourishes there and for some reason it needs to be on the nightstand.
Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!
P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. You'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. You can also wash foot wraps by hand and even clean your boots yourself!
IN(horrified): And all by hand? What about manicure?!
P: Honey, what a manicure! All day long, either a machine gun or a shovel is in my hands - a manicurist. And makeup, by the way. Just imagine, you spend the whole morning making yourself beautiful, and the commander says, “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”
IN: No, I won’t join the army, a gas mask doesn’t suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there... But I’m wearing a gas mask... Eh!
P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the worst thing (in a creepy whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!
The second girl makes big eyes, covers her most precious possessions with her hands, then grabs her head: And then who will need me so dishonest? He begins to howl loudly: How can I slope down? I won't go!
Two new people appear on the stage and approach the FIFA. Portly, with curves. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:
Honey: Why did you burst into tears, you sick people? Who did you give in to? You'll only scare away all the men!
POV: They don’t want to give honor! Yes, there would be something to give away (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, Shast Otsedova (he swings a ladle at the fifa, they run away from the stage).
Momma's children, no way in the world
Don't go to the army to serve
In the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns
In the army for two years without pay.
We will bite, offend and beat you
Don't join the army, you whiners.
In the army there is a robber, in the army there is a vampire
The army has a terrible co-manager!
They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:
But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid
We will live with you until
Yes, the army has shovels, parade ground and machine guns
The commander with a hangover is terrible
But we will feed you, care for you and love you
Come to the army to serve!
In the army they will show you and teach you everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed you, care for you and love you
Come, guys, to serve in the army!
When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, and remade songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly with the music everyone is familiar with.
Body check
Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how can you not run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad should line up for the medical examination and roll call. Stand up in alphabetical order so that my eyes don’t run over the list of surnames. Why are we sitting?! There will be no deferments from the army for anyone today!
All men invited to the corporate event are lined up according to the first letter of their last name. The medical examination on February 23, of course, will be humorous - there is no need to undress or touch anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the ranks and comments.
A person who knows everyone well should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues for February 23rd. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.
- so, private Antonov... Wow, what hands! With such people you don’t even need a shovel - valuable personnel;
- Dubov, why have you grown hair like a mammoth’s armpit?? Look at Ivanov - his skull is already shining, and your head will be sweating under your helmet. Should I shave? Okay, we'll figure it out later.
IN: ok, the medical examination is over. Now we line up according to height (men rearrange). You are so slow, like pregnant turtles! We need to hurry you up... Well, quickly line up according to the size of your manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgar people!
For our corporate party scenario for February 23rd, prepare military-style caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men. V. distributes them after the “platoon” has adjusted to the size of the belly.
IN., looking around the “soldiers”: But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But appearance– zilch, the main thing is physical training! Defending your homeland doesn’t mean shaving off your beard with a jillette—risk is always present.
Active competitions
Next in the scenario are army-style competitions. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - physical fitness and average age colleagues, time allotted for the entertainment part, location of the corporate event.
On February 23, darts or throwing balls of paper into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, and endurance are suitable for the office. For young people in nature you can arrange sport games(conduct “exercises”). Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in limited space):
- who will hold the young lady in his arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, squat, spin around, stand on one leg);
- who will inflate a balloon faster, jumping butt on a foot-drop to the song “Esaul, why did you abandon your horse?”. The ball needs to be put on the hose; borrow pumps from friends (included with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);
- two participants have dangling bags with two raw eggs inside. By swinging the bag, you need to break your opponent's eggs. Conclusion to the competition: “Now let’s see which of you has the strongest eggs!” Of course, if the morals of the company allow such jokes;
- use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on top of the other. The difficulty is that the cans need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls, drink the penalty and try again or pass the ball to the next one;
- wrap footcloths(tear strips of cheap fabric) for certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.
Table break
IN: “Service is service, and lunch is on schedule. I invite everyone to the table!” To prevent a corporate party from turning into a banal drinking party, prepare short funny skits, congratulations on February 23 in verse, songs of alteration, etc. Military-style table games and competitions will fit perfectly:
- exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;
- take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Anyone who can’t remember/come up with a penalty drink or forfeits;
- guess theme songs based on the first line/musical fragment;
- if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by body part which of the fair half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if the series of eyes, hands and the back of heads is diluted with a couple of pictures of appetizing cleavage and women’s butts(or even men’s ones - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).
- guess how much the backpack/duffel bag shown by the presenter weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).
Oath, collective congratulations
IN: So, stop relaxing! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid the burden, so be it, I read it, and you bawle in a friendly chorus, “I swear!” after each point of the oath.
- sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they are not given a salary (in unison - I swear!)
- diligently pretend that I strictly follow all the orders of my superiors
- come up with masterly excuses for absenteeism and tardiness
- to the machinations of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock labor
- always protect the honor and dignity of the fair half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.
Today we are not just relaxing -
Congratulations to the defenders of the reliable
Happy holiday - hurray! (all women in chorus - from February 23!)
Let everything in life be beautiful,
Enough money for the south and beer
Heroic health and women's health (in unison: from February 23!)
So that your wives appreciate you - give you affection and warmth,
So that the fish always bite, so that every choice is easy
Was on life path. Well, for the sake of rhyming “for” - from February 23!
The final part of the scenario is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - keychains, medals, fake military ID cards, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awards with humor - “cool” nominations:
- Mr. Savior, smile, homebody, hard worker, charm, punctuality;
- "real colonel" to the most senior or superior
- “a fighter of the invisible front” to someone who does unnoticed but important work
- “peacemaker” for the ability to resolve conflict situations
- "think tank" for the idea generator
- “operative staff” to someone who always turns out to be in the right place at the right time, does not refuse to replace a colleague, and helps out when necessary;
- Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.
Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there will be a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of your colleagues.
Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scenarios and competitions are collected and.
From year to year, February 23 is considered a special day for all men. Because it is on February 23 that every man feels even more important in this World. Therefore, the beautiful female half is rapidly beginning to prepare for this holiday. Since this is a wonderful opportunity not only to congratulate, but also to show men that they are truly significant.
It is on February 23 that every woman tries to pay due attention to her sons, brothers, husband, father. Showing them as much attention, care, affection, tenderness, warmth and love as possible on this day. And also pamper yourself with original and unusual congratulations from February 23.
Today, there are many ways to congratulate your loved ones on February 23rd. And if this holiday is celebrated with family, then the script for the celebration should take place accordingly.
Preparation for the holiday
For the celebration of February 23, the female half of the family begins to prepare for the holiday in advance. Since it is necessary to purchase gifts for men, create a holiday menu, decorate the house, and also create a festive script for the holiday.
Present
When choosing a gift for men dear to your heart, first of all you need to take into account the interests, tastes and preferences of men. A gift can be of different types and nature. Perhaps the gift will be bought in a store, ordered to order or made with your own hands. The most important thing is that the gift is necessary and practical, and also given from the heart.
Holiday menu
When creating a holiday menu, it is also worth including your imagination. The menu should be interesting, unusual and consistent with the theme of the holiday. You can prepare men’s favorite dishes, and also come up with original names for them.
Decorations
Not a single holiday passes without decorating. Because this is where the very atmosphere of the holiday lies. The house can be decorated with colorful balloons. It will look very unusual to have stars, airplanes, and tanks cut out of paper and hung throughout the house. And also the design of the newspaper’s family walls, with wishes from February 23 and joint photographs.
Writing a script
The main part of the holiday is its script. A scenario that will fully correspond to the current holiday. In order for February 23 to really go off with a bang, you need to use ingenuity, a sense of humor, and also apply organizational skills in drawing up a script.
Scenario February 23 with family
When celebrating February 23, all family members dress in clothes that correspond to the theme of the holiday, and accordingly military uniform. Thus, each family member should have his own military rank, and it can be divided according to seniority. The title does not have to be specified in the form of stars on clothing; it can be written on a piece of paper and attached near the assigned place at the festive table.
When all family members have gathered at the festive table, the first word and the first toast are given to the eldest woman in age. Perhaps it will be a grandmother or mother. Subsequent toasts and congratulations can go in any order.
Afterwards, the host of this holiday declares February 23 open. And he voices the first stage of the holiday, this is the stage of competitions.
Competitions
1. Anecdote competition. Men must tell an army-related joke. If not a joke, then a funny incident from military service. Accordingly, whoever tells the funniest story wins and receives a prize.
2. Footcloth competition. In this competition, men must show their accuracy, cleanliness and speed in wrapping foot wraps. Instead of foot wraps you can use toilet paper. The competition is performed to cheerful music. The fastest and most accurate person wins the prize.
3. Competition based on seniority. You need to prepare cards in advance with the names of military ranks: major, captain, general, colonel, sergeant, lieutenant, private, warrant officer, marshal. At the signal from the presenter, the competitors must arrange the cards according to seniority. The winner will be the participant who completes the task quickly, clearly and correctly.
After a short pause in the form of warm congratulations and toasts to dear and beloved men, the presenter announces the second stage of the holiday, this is the stage of games.
Games
1. Song. The whole family participates in this game and is divided into teams. Each team must perform an army song. The song may sound like your own independent execution, and with the help of karaoke. The team that performs the song without mistakes wins.
2. Dance. Couples who participate in the dance have shoulder straps made in the form of napkins placed on their shoulders. The task is to prevent the shoulder straps from falling off throughout the dance. Whoever copes with this task better receives a prize.
3. Minefield. In this game, each participant must walk independently through a minefield without stepping on a mine. Tennis balls can be used as mines. Having scattered balls all over the floor, the blindfolded participant is sent on a journey through a minefield. If a participant steps on a mine, he is eliminated from the game.
The host of the holiday announces commercial break. A large army-style cake is brought into the room. The cake is cut to the music, toasts are made and words of congratulations are made to the men.
The presenter announces the third stage of the holiday, this is the award stage.
Every man is a protector. And every man, from a child to the oldest member of the family, will be doubly pleased to be reminded of this, and even better, to be congratulated and presented with a medal.
It is necessary to prepare medals in advance for the award ceremony. Medals can be made from cardboard or plain paper with the military rank assigned to the man written. Titles can be of the following nature, for example: “the most beautiful defender”, “the smartest defender”, “the most faithful defender”, “the most reliable defender”, “the smallest defender” (for a child), “the most wonderful defender”. The women determine which medal matches the man and award him. In this case, more than one medal may be awarded. Some men may be lucky twice, or even thrice.
After awarding medals and sincere congratulations, the host announces the fourth stage of the holiday, this is the quiz stage.
To prevent family members from getting bored, give them a short quiz and warn them that in this quiz they will need to show off their intelligence and knowledge.
Make up a small number of questions with answers to the same questions. The questions themselves must be directly related to the holiday. Participants must choose the correct answer from the given answers.
1. First World War, her years:
1913 – 1915
1914 – 1918
1916 – 1919
2. From injury in battle, which serves as protection for the head:
Mask
Helmet
Helmet
3. What holiday is celebrated on February 23:
Victory Day
Fisherman's Day
Defender of the Fatherland Day
4. What is the name of the military unit located in the city:
Garrison
Headquarters
Trench
5. What does a person who does not want to serve do:
Plows
Mows
sows
6. According to a Russian proverb, what happens when a soldier sleeps:
My beloved is waiting
Winter is just around the corner
The service is underway
7. What is thrown over the shoulder of an officer dressed in uniform:
Footcloth
Portfolio
Harness
8. What soldiers wrap around their legs:
to the curtain
Gaiters
Foot wraps
9. In response to the gratitude of the commander, what a soldier of the Soviet army had to answer:
"Come again!"
"I serve Soviet Union!"
"Oh, leave it alone!"
10. What is the name of the ration that a soldier is given with him on a campaign:
Dry
Wet
Cold
Correct answers to the questions:
1. 1914 – 1918
2. Helmet
3. Defender of the Fatherland Day
4. Garrison
5. Mows
6. The service is underway
7. Belt
8. Foot wraps
9. Serving the Soviet Union
10. Dry
Every holiday has its end. And to make the end truly pleasant, the presenter announces the fifth stage of the holiday, the stage of presenting gifts to men.
Mothers, wives, sisters, daughters sincerely congratulate their beloved men on the holiday of February 23 and give gifts.
The final and enjoyable stage of the holiday will be the launching of fireworks, as well as burning lanterns into the starry sky with the whole family.
To sum up, we can say that February 23 can also be spent very fun and original with the whole family, close to your family and friends. Giving them attention, care, warmth, love and great mood for all day. The main thing is to approach everything responsibly and with love. After all, February 23 is celebrated once a year anyway, and it would be unforgivable not to make it unforgettable.
Student 1.
The winds blow in February, the chimneys howl loudly,
Light drifting snow rushes along the ground like a snake,
Rising, flights of planes rush into the distance,
This February celebrates the army's birth.
Student 2.
At night the blizzard raged, and the blizzard was chalk,
And at dawn, daddy quietly brought us a holiday.
And today over the wide white tablecloth of the fields
The planes of our military units are visible from above.
Student 3.
Dad's holiday - main holiday
All boys and men.
And we are in such a hurry to congratulate our beloved dads today!
We wish dads happiness and a peaceful sky for them!
We love our boys and respect them from the bottom of our hearts!
All: They will always protect us, even if they are short!
Leading.
Our dear men! Congratulations on the upcoming holiday! We wish you success in your business, happiness, kindness, clear, peaceful skies above your head! Boys - to grow up strong, brave, courageous, kind and noble; remember the high rank of men! (Children give their dads gifts made with their own hands.)
Leading
On February 23, our country celebrates Defender of the Fatherland Day! We know well that the peaceful sky above our heads, the peace of the country's citizens, its honor and dignity are protected by soldiers Russian Army: soldiers, pilots and tank crews, border guards and sailors. In all centuries, the heroism and courage of Russian soldiers, the power and glory of Russian weapons have been an integral part of the greatness of the Russian state.
Defenders of the Fatherland Day originated in 1918 as the birthday of the Red Army.
Defender of the Fatherland Day takes on special significance after the Victory in the Great Patriotic War. Patriotic War 1941 -1945
There is not a single family in Russia that has not been affected by the war. For many, this greatest feat people for the whole world history, and at the same time, this is such a tragedy that under no circumstances should be repeated.
Since 1946, the holiday began to be called the Day Soviet army and the Navy.
Since February 10, 1995, the holiday has been called “Defender of the Fatherland Day.”
Today, most Russian citizens consider Defender of the Fatherland Day not so much as an anniversary Great Victory or the Birthday of the Red Army, just like the day of real men.
Those who have defended our Motherland over the years and those who are now protecting our peaceful sleep deserve congratulations.
Man is unthinkable without his homeland, the region, the place where he is born. Well, if there is a Motherland, a Fatherland, where we live, where our ancestors lived, then we need people who can protect it.
Now the girls will congratulate the boys, our future defenders, on their holiday.
Scene.
1 girl.
Lena, Katya! Come here!
Let's talk to you
While everyone left for breakfast
After all, the 23rd is tomorrow!
2 girl
What? 23? So what?
Why is this day so good?
3 girl
Well, what a holiday for men!
There is only one day like this in a year!
We must congratulate all the defenders of the country.
And we must congratulate our boys!
2 girl
What does our guys have to do with it?
They are not soldiers yet.
1 girl
But they will grow up and protect!
2 girl
So far they only know how to offend:
Sometimes they pull your braid, sometimes they push you,
Either they won’t let you in the door, or they’ll call you names.
3 girl
Moreover, there is a reason to congratulate -__
We will remind them that they are men.
Let's congratulate you on the holiday,
We'll arrange some kind of surprise for them.
1 girl
I came up with an idea! Let's arrange a tournament for them!
2 girl
What kind of tasks will there be?
1 girl
We'll do a skill competition,
On intelligence, intelligence and knowledge,
For speed, for skill
In a serious matter, be patient
2 girl
Well, then, let's start quickly.
And we will cheer for them today!
Leading.
The boys and men present are divided into 2-3 teams. You have to pass the tests and show who rightfully bears the worthy title of Man!
For each correct answer, the team receives a star.
So,first task . From the cut letters, assemble a word - the name of your team(sailors, tank crews, pilots).
Next task "Puzzles"
A turtle crawls.
Steel shirt.
The enemy is in the ravine.
And she is where the enemy is. (Tank)
Soaring like a white seagull,
Flew overseas.
Without talking
I'm flying around the mountain. (Airplane)
The buckle on the belt sparkles
And it shines from afar.
Striped shirt
It's called... (Vest)
And the sailor's cap
Does not have a visor
It's called a cap... (Sailor's cap)
He hums and draws with chalk
He paints white, white
Blue on paper.
He draws himself, he sings himself,
What is this? (Airplane)
Swims bravely through the waves
Without slowing down.
Only waking up the car is important.
What's happened? (Steamboat)
Presenter: Congratulations from the girls
1 girl.
There are bumps on the forehead.
There are lanterns under the eye.
Well, if you are boys,
Then you are heroes.
2 girl.
Scratches. Splinters.
The only thing you're afraid of is iodine!
(Here, without hesitation, tears
The commander himself is pouring).
3 girl.
Let your head be covered in greenery
And my leg is covered in plasters,
But there are still strengths,
To defeat the enemy.
4 girl.
Stubborn, in the morning you
Again to battle, on patrol!
Scars from those battles
They still remain.
3 task.
Each team is given an envelope in which a proverb on a military theme is cut into words, using these words to assemble a proverb within a certain time:
He who is faithful to his homeland is exemplary in battle.
Weapons are the strength of a fighter, use them to the fullest.
He who is not afraid of death avoids the bullet.
4 Competition “Sharp Shooter”(relay race).
All teams line up in two lines. A plastic basket (bucket) is placed in front of the teams at some distance and the teams are given balls (tennis or similar). Purpose of the competition: each team member throws a ball into a basket. What team larger number Once it hits, she wins. Each participant throws once. They throw in pairs - the participant and his opponent.
Leading:
Congratulations from the girls await you again.
It's a holiday for the boys today,
Twenty-third, February.
At school, every classmate
Without flipping through the calendar
Congratulations await
Right from early morning.
He sighs unobtrusively:
Where are you girls? Hooray!
So the lessons are over,
Soon they will congratulate
Songs to sing at karaoke
And give gifts!
Wrote a couple of lines
We are for each of you.
If you didn't guess right,
Don't judge us strictly.
(graduations)
The next competition is "Signalman".
And now I suggest you work as signalmen who use a key to decipher various ciphergrams containing intelligence reports.
Each team is given a card with an encryption and a key. In the allotted time, who can decipher it faster and more correctly?
card 1 (Encrypted text of the card: the headquarters is in the forest, to the left of the mountains, guarded by two guns, one tank).
Card 2 (Encrypted text of the card: guarding the bridge - two tanks across the river on the left, one tank in the ravine).
Competition “Compliment”
All participants participate. The team leader chooses one of the girls. Mandatory condition: team members must compliment a girl from another team. Participants speak in turns, and the one who compliments last wins, and the opponent will not be able to add anything more. Participants should give compliments while looking at the girls and not away from them. Time for the competition is 2-3 minutes.
Competition "The Strongest"(2-3 lemons)
One participant per team participates. Give them one lemon each and ask them to squeeze the juice of this citrus into a glass, using the muscular strength of their hands. The one with the most juice in the glass wins.
Host: And again musical congratulations.
Ditties
Let's start singing ditties
Please don't laugh.
Don't look at us like that-
We can be shy!
We sing for you today
And we have the same motive,
Congratulations on the 23rd
We really, really want you!
Every boy in our class
Very clever and handsome
Congratulations of course
Our entire female team!
Wake up the boys at night
In the very middle,
They will tell you the alphabet
Without one hitch!
Don't yawn in class
Be careful everyone
AND good grades there will definitely be!
It's all boys in class
Even very good
And change comes -
Don't look for mercy.
And our boys are very
They love to run and play.
And they promise to study
Four and five!
All the boys are late
They explain simply:
And study in class
It's never too late!
The third quarter is already in full swing
The clock ticked
And the boys dream:
It would be vacation again!
Our class is all boys
They love to distinguish themselves.
Who draws, who sings,
Someone's having fun!
All the ditties were sung,
Yes, that's how good we are!
Clap more friendly
We tried our best!
Competition "Funny Tankmen".
The boys are divided into two teams. Give each team half the board. Players from each team take turns, blindfolded, drawing a tank. (Each player draws one detail: the tracks, the next the turret, the third the muzzle of the tank, etc.). The one whose drawing corresponds most to the norm wins.
(Summing up the game)
Leading.
We had a great rest
And you won by right
Worthy of praise and awards
And we are happy to give you prizes.
(Message from the jury, presentation of medals).
Leading.
Thank you all for your attention,
For enthusiasm and ringing laughter,
For the fire of competition,
Guaranteed success.
(Tea drinking).
M O R Y K I
T A N K I S
YOU
L Y T H I K
AND
whoever is loyal to the Motherland is the one in battle
exemplary
weapon strength of a fighter use
it until the end
who is not afraid of death
the bullet avoids that one
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Defenders of the Fatherland Day is approaching, and you want to stage funny skits for your male colleagues? Such a performance will help to amuse the guests and will be remembered by your colleagues for a long time.
Only representatives of the fair sex can participate in the productions, but several men can also be invited to the stage. Since the miniatures are small, it will be easy for them to learn their roles.
Short funny skits for February 23 at work
The first skit on February 23 for colleagues involves three girls. They can be dressed in ordinary clothes or long sundresses with kokoshniks on their heads.
Leading:
- Three maidens by the window
Daydreaming in the evening...
1st girl:
- I wish I could get married soon,
I'm really tired of girls!
2nd girl:
- Just for anyone
I wouldn't go out!
3rd girl:
- There are no good men,
This is now a rarity!
I would marry a businessman
Like behind a stone wall!
Mom would love her son-in-law,
But where can you get something like this?
1st girl:
- I wish I could marry the military -
Strong, extraordinary!
I would be happy
With a guy as strong as a rock.
2nd girl:
- Well, I'm sure
I would marry a sailor!
And while he swam in the sea,
I would live without knowing grief!
3rd girl:
– We’re daydreaming, girls...
All the guys crushed it.
They could lie on the sofa,
Have fun on the Internet!
Then, in this sketch of congratulations on February 23rd for men at work, he takes the floor presenter:
- Oh, these young people...
All of you can't bear to get married!
Let me get into the conversation.
I know where the guys are!
Not one, not two, not three...
Girls (in unison):
– Where is this?! Speak!
Presenter(points to the men sitting in the hall):
- Look here:
The guys are here!
Not the military, so what?
Everyone is stately and good-looking!
One person per sister...
1st girl(approaches one of the men):
- C'mon, I'll take it!
2nd girl(approaches another):
– I liked this one!
3rd girl(runs up to the third):
- This one smiled at me!
Girls in chorus:
- All the guys are good,
Just a holiday for the soul!
Presenter:
- Girls, you are right - today we really celebrate a holiday, and this is the holiday of our wonderful men! Strong, brave, courageous and self-confident, our knights and defenders. Let's congratulate them from the bottom of our hearts on Defenders of the Fatherland Day!
A funny skit on Defenders of the Fatherland Day will be completed by the performance of a reworked song based on the song “A Soldier Has a Day Off”:
Our dear men
Happy holiday again
We are on this February day
We are glad to congratulate you!
And brand new for you
Expensive suit!
And at least look at your shoes,
And expensive perfume
And expensive perfume!
Chorus:
We confess from the bottom of our hearts,
Why we admire you!
We are under your protection
Life is so easy!
We wish you prosperity,
Good luck in your endeavors,
And up the career ladder
Rise high!
Scenes for congratulating men at work on February 23
The following short funny skit for colleagues on February 23 involves a military commissar, his deputy and several girls.
A military commissar appears on stage:
– What kind of life... There are fewer and fewer conscripts every year, and they are somewhat frail. It's time to draft women into the army.
A deputy runs up to him with a piece of paper in his hands:
- Comrade military commissar! Your dream has come true! A corresponding decree has been issued, so you will have to recruit girls into the army. And here they are!
Brightly made-up glamorous girls appear in short dresses and high-heeled shoes.
One of the participants in this miniature congratulating men states:
- Well, finally we have equal rights with the guys! Otherwise they have a lot of privileges compared to us.
Military commissar:
- What are these?
– Well, for example, you can wear clothes and shoes until they tear, and not until a new collection comes out.
The other girls continue:
– For them, the stomach is not a reason for worry, but a sign of masculinity!
– And you don’t have to worry about a manicure. It is done completely free of charge, and with teeth.
– And to normalize your nerves, you don’t need to visit a psychotherapist. It is enough to drink 200 grams of vodka or overhaul the carburetor.
The military commissar walks around the uneven formation, carefully examining the girls, and scratches the back of his head, then says:
- So, what else are we complaining about?
The girls answer:
– And guys don’t need to give birth! You can appear in the maternity hospital for only one hour, and only with beer.
“And you don’t have to stand at the stove for hours to cook dinner.” All you have to do is open the can, take out the bread, and you're done.
Military commissar:
- Well, we've talked and that's enough. Be equal, girls! Attention! Before you are drafted into the army, you need to see if you are fit for it.
In this short, funny production for February 23rd for male colleagues, the ladies will have to pass the appropriate exams.
The military commissar hands one of the girls an elegant handbag.
- Well, let's see how you do push-ups.
She begins to raise her purse to the commander’s count: “One, two, three, ....”
Military commissar:
- Great! The fighter is good!
He approaches another girl.
- And you have another task - shooting with your eyes. Attention! Object on the left! Object on the right! Left! On right!
The girl shoots her eyes at the audience.
Military commissar:
– Excellent result! And this fighter is good! Now I’ll check how you know the charter.
All the girls take out fashion magazines and read them.
Military commissar:
- Wonderful fighters! Everyone is ready for service! And now they are in formation. Sing a song!
Participants in a cheerful skit on February 23 perform for their male colleagues a song-remake based on the song “If only there were no winter”:
If there were no men,
Women would be bored!
Twenty third of February
It’s unlikely that they would have celebrated it!
Nails, lips and eyes
They would hardly paint it.
If there were no men,
If only, if only, if only!
If there were no men,
Dear girlfriends,
Who would then own his noodles
Was it hanging on our ears?
Who would I be for?
Feminine and weak?
If there were no men,
If only, if only, if only!
If there were no men,
Where can we get problems?
Who would we be talking about then?
Did you sing from this stage?
About whom every day
Would you think then?
If only there were no men...
If only there were women.
