Based on the cartoon "The Flying Ship"
Tsar: Come out!
Fun: I won't go out!
Tsar: Come out!
Fun: I won't go out!
Tsar: Come out!
Fun:I won’t go out!
Tsar: You will come out!
Fun: I won’t go out! I won't go out! I won't go out! I won't go out!
Tsar: And I said, come out!!!
Fun: No-you-y-doo!
Tsar:You'll come out!
Fun:I won’t go out! I won’t marry Polkan, and don’t ask!
Fun stomps his foot and leaves offended.
Tsar (following her): Then you won’t get out of here with me!!!
Tsar: Oh, old age is no joy! What kind of child? Polkasha, maybe you can convince her? Well, influence her somehow! At least tell her that you love her! New Year is coming soon, give some gifts...
Polkan: Your Majesty, but this is too much! Well, as if I were marrying for love? Well, okay, even if it’s for love... Well, all this courtship: sweets, flowers - it’s not for me! I love counting money! You know, Your Majesty, you lock her somewhere far away, let her sit and think!
The Tsar and Polkan leave.
Fun comes on stage and sings.
Song of Fun
How unhappy we are princesses:
We are forbidden by law to love!
In royal families, such an ancient order -
To get married according to convenience.
But I don’t want to, I don’t want to because of convenience!
And I want it for love, for love!
Freedom! Freedom!
Give me freedom!
I'll fly high like a bird.
We princesses have to live in captivity -
Young years are wasted.
We need to think about the throne all the time,
Observing the will of the father-king.
But I do not want,
I don't want to talk about the throne!
And I'm talking about love,
I want about love!
To freedom, to freedom,
I want to be free!
I'll fly high like a bird.
While Zabava is singing, Polkan approaches her with a pot of flowers, but she pushes him away.
Vanya watches all this from around the corner and after the song Zabava he comes out.
Ivan's song
I'm a simple man
And I will say without hiding,
What is so beautiful
Never seen it in my life.
And now live the day
I can't bear it without you!
That's what it takes to fall in love
To the king's daughter.
Talk about love
I'm not an expert.
Excuse me
If something is wrong.
I am such a person:
I don't like to talk in vain.
If you need anything,
Don't worry, I'll help you!
Just blink your eye
I'll hurry to help.
Oh, I fell head over heels in love
To the Tsar's daughter!
Fun: How will you rescue me, Vanya?
Vania: Let me build a flying ship!
Fun: In words you are all heroes, you prove it in deeds! And there’s no point in making eyes at me here! Once you build a flying ship, then come!
Vania: Okay, okay, Fun! Fine! I’ll build a ship before the New Year, just be patient for a little while.
Fun: Oh, New Year is very soon, will he have time?
Ivan runs away.
The Tsar and Polkan come out.
Tsar: Fun!
Fun: I will only marry the one who gives me a flying ship for New Year!
Tsar: Well, Polkasha, will you build a flying ship?
Polkan: I'll buy it!
The Tsar and Polkan leave, but Zabava remains and begins to sing.
As the song progresses, first the Tsar and Polkan come out, then Vanya. When Vanya sings with Zabava, the Tsar and Polkan look at them angrily from the side.
Song about a dream
Fun:
Wooden floor, bench and candle,
Purring cat, hard-working husband:
This is happiness. There is no sweeter one.
What kind of life would it be then?
Oh, if only dream come true,
Tsar:
I'm on my own without any support,
If only it would be beneficial for Zabavu to get married.
Her house is for: a full cup!
This is happiness, my son-in-law Polkasha.
Oh, if only my dream would come true.
What kind of life would it be then?
Oh, if only my dream would come true,
What kind of life would begin then?
Polkan:
I'm crowned, fun is nearby,
New lands, new glory,
New money, new connections!
This is happiness - becoming rich from rags!
Oh, if only my dream would come true.
What kind of life would it be then?
Oh, if only my dream would come true,
What kind of life would begin then?
Vania:(sings from afar, and the Tsar and Polkan look at him with anger, Fun with love)
Old house, Russian stove,
Wooden floor, bench and candle
And there are a lot of children in the house.
This is happiness! Really, Fun?
Oh, if only my dream would come true.
What kind of life would it be then?
Oh, if only my dream would come true,
What kind of life would begin then?
The fun is gone.
Vanya goes in search of a flying ship and meets Vodyany.
Water: Why are you making noise? You'll scare away all the fish!
Vania: Who are you?
Water: I am Vodyanoy! And who are you?
Vania: I, this one, Ivanushka!
Water: Yes, Ivanushka! Cute! Listen to my song! I’ll sing it to you right now!
Here, hold it! (Gives him the umbrella)
Song Vodyanoy
I am Vodyanoy, I am Vodyanoy
If only someone could talk to me
And then my girlfriends,
Leeches and frogs - wow, what disgusting things!
Oh, my life is a tin!!!
Well, she's in the swamp!
I live like a toadstool
And I have to fly
And I have to fly
And I want to fly!!
I am a Vodyanoy, I am a Vodyanoy!
Nobody hangs out with me
There is water inside me.
So what's the deal with me?
Disgusting!
Oh, my life is a tin!!!
Well, she's in the swamp!
I live like a toadstool
And I have to fly
And I have to fly
And I want to fly!!
Water: Why did you wander here, tell me, Ivanushka, in such and such a wilderness, and even on New Year’s Eve? Wandered in what? Are you looking for something?
Vania: I really need a flying ship! And the trouble is that I have to build it before the New Year.
Water: So there is an hour left until the New Year! You won't have time to build it.
Vania: Yes!
Water: Flying ship, flying ship...
You know? You're a good guy, Ivanushka. I'll help you. I just have a flying ship.
Here! (gives him a boat). Hold it!
Vania: Thank you, Vodyanoy!
Water: But I don’t know how it flies! There are words for him that are needed, cherished, but I don’t know these words.
Vania: Where can you find them?
Water: There, you go along the path, there will be a hut, my sisters live there. So they will know the magic words. Say, from Vodyanoy. They will tell you cherished words.
Vania: Thank you very much, Vodyanoy!
Water: Just hurry up, there’s only an hour left until the New Year. Well, that's it, I'll go for a swim.
Ivan speaks off stage.
Vania: So here it is, the hut! You have to knock (Knocks)
Mistresses! is there anyone? (included) Wow, what a hut! The hut is such a hut! Well, it’s an uninvited guest, at least I’ll sit and wait for the hostesses (Sits on a chair and waits)
Grandmothers-Hedgehogs appear.
1 hedgehog: I smell it, I smell it, it smells of the Russian spirit! Who did it bring to us, straight to New Year's table.
2 hedgehogs: Delicious!
1 hedgehog: Yummy!
2 hedgehogs: That's a gift for the New Year!
Vania: I, I, I am not tasty... (Stuttering with fear) I'm coming to you from Vodyanoy.
Hedgehogs: from Vodyanoy? Well, that settles it all! Then we won't eat you.
1 hedgehog: And why did you come to us just before the New Year?
2 hedgehogs: What do you need?
Vania: Mmmm. Treasured words. Can't fly without them (points to the ship)
1 hedgehog: So the words...... (pretends to be smart, tries to remember)
2 hedgehogs: Let's dance, sisters, maybe we'll remember the words!
Grandmothers Yozhki dance and sing:
Ditties of grandmas Yozhek
Stretch your bellows, accordion!
Eh, play, have fun!
Sing ditties, Grandma Yozhka,
Sing, don't talk!
I was tipsy
And she flew on a broom...
Even though I don’t believe it myself
These superstitions!
I was walking home through the forest.
The devil is following me.
I thought a man...
What the hell is this!?
I turned home
The devil is coming for me again...
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to Leshem.
The most harmful of people -
This is a fabulous villain!
What a skilled liar!
It's a shame it's not tasty!
Stretch your bellows, accordion!
Eh, play and play!
Sing ditties, Grandma Yozhka,
Sing, don't talk!
1 hedgehog: We liked you, Vanyusha! We will help you.
2 hedgehogs: Now watch and listen.
Hedgehogs sit on brooms.
2 hedgehogs: Did you sit down?
1 hedgehog: Yes!
2 hedgehogs: Goodbye earth!
1 hedgehog: Don't forget your cherished words!
Vania: I won't forget!
2 hedgehogs: Good luck!
1 hedgehog: Hurry up Vanya, there is so little time left before the New Year...
Grandmas Yozhki are flying away. Ivan is alone.
Vania: Good luck! Earth, goodbye! Simple as that.
Polkan appears.
Polkan: Well, Ivan, I found a gift for Fun! Give me the flying ship!
Vania: Never!
Polkan: Well, everyone, be careful!
Scene of the fight between Vanya and Polkan. As a result, Polkan takes the ship and runs away. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Zabava and the Tsar come out.
Polkan runs to Zabava with the ship.
Polkan: Well, that’s all fun, in a couple of minutes the New Year will come and I brought you a gift! Just what you wanted, flying ship!
Fun in shock.
Polkan: I fulfilled your wish, now it’s up to you.
Tsar: So, Polkasha, take the bride! Give me the boat!
Polkan: No, Tsar Father, things won’t work that way! First the crown and money, and then the ship.
Tsar: Oh please!
Polkan: No, first the crown.
The king puts a crown on him.
Polkan: On the! Take the flying ship!
Tsar: How can you fly it?
Polkan: You say: “Farewell to Earth!” He will fly.
Tsar: Goodbye Earth!
The ship flies in his hands and pulls him along. She pulls him onto a high chair or table, but he cannot get down from there.
Tsar: Polkasha, get me out of here!
Polkan (admiring himself in the mirror): Leave me alone, old man!
Tsar: Get me out of here! Oh please! Well, take it off! Please take it off. Get me out of here. Well, in honor of the holiday, New Year.
Polkan: OK.
She comes up to him and takes him from the chair in her arms.
Polkan: Let’s go, Tsar Father, I’ll tell you how we will spend your money. So, first we...........................
Polkan and the Tsar fade into the background, but do not leave the stage.
Vanya comes in. Fun runs towards him.
Vania: Fun!
Fun: Ivanushka!
Fun: You are late Ivanushka, Polkan built the flying ship.
Vania: Yes, not Polkan, but me! Yes, here he is.
Fun: Did you fly?
Vania: Let's fly! Goodbye earth! Good luck!
They leave happy.
Polkan: King, King! The ship has been stolen!
Polkan is killed with grief, and the Tsar calms him down.
The last hour of December is sung all over the place.
Last hour of December
Blue evening, winter wind
IN stardust the lanterns disappeared
The arrow will freeze after completing a revolution.
And it will come New Year
The world will be filled with the sound of midnight
Let old year will forgive us and understand everything.
Stays with us until January
Only an hour, the last hour.
And all our hopes
Let them come true one day
In the last hour of December
In the last hour of December
Coffee in a hurry, doors wide open
The holiday went out, the morning separated us.
And again on the road, time cannot be deceived
We can't get this night back.
Last hour of December, freeze for a moment
Let love and peace fly across the seas
And all our hopes
Let them come true one day
In the last hour of December
In the last hour of December
Last hour of December, freeze for a moment
Let love and peace fly across the seas
And all our hopes
Let them come true one day
In the last hour of December
In the last hour of December
In the last hour of December.
ALL . Happy New Year! With new happiness!
Music. Parting.
END .
Action 1
Music sounds (buffoons come out)
- Hello our dear guests!
- Our fairy tale will tell you about kindness and anger, cunning and simplicity. About love and friendship that always triumphs over evil.
- And this is a fairy tale about a big and bright dream. All children and adults should have any dream. Well, sit back, it's time to start.
- And here is the hero of our fairy tale. This is Ivan Vanya the chimney sweep. He is very kind, hardworking and brave. Vanya goes to the city to the royal fair, to meet his love, but he doesn’t know about it yet.
(DANCE FAIR)
Storyteller:
In some kingdom, in some state,
Not high, not low, not far, not close,
Once upon a time there was a king, the sovereign of that side.
And the king had a daughter - Zabava,
King: You will come out.
Fun: I won’t go out.
King: You will come out.
Fun: I won’t go out.
Tsar : Come out, I said.
Fun : I won’t go out. I won’t marry Polkan and don’t ask.
Tsar : Last time I ask, will you marry Polkan.
Fun: I WILL NOT GO OUT.
Tsar : Then you won’t get out of here with me.
Fun: The same thing every time.
(FUN DANCE WITH GIRLFRIENDS)
(Here Vanya the stove maker appears)
Vanya: Why are we sad, is there a reason for melancholy?
Fun (frightened) : Oh, who are you?
Vanya: Me?
(Sings a song.)
I am a simple man and I will say without hiding,
That I have never seen such beauty in my life
And now I can’t bear to live a day without you!
You must have fallen in love with the Tsar's daughter!
Etc : Talk about love ah-ah
I'm not an expert
Excuse me
If something is wrong.
Vania : Let's get acquainted - Vanya. Chimney sweep He holds out his hand.
Fun : extends his hand. Nice to meet you. Fun. Princess.
Vania : Princess? Why were you crying so much now?
Fun : My father is forcing me to marry Polkan, but I don’t want to. Vanya, save me, eh?
Vania : Okay, I'll pick you up, I'm Fun
Fun: How? there are guards all around
Vanya: And we will fly away from here together
Fun : What are you saying Vanya. How can we fly away, we are not birds?
Vania : (Vanya thinks, scratches his forehead and moves his eyes, like the ticking of a pendulum.)And I will build, and I will build Oh! flying ship.
Fun : Oh Vanechka! Do ships fly?
Vania : I don’t know, but mine will definitely fly!
Act 3
The King enters : Fun, Fun! Polkan came and wants to see you. Go meet the groom!
Fun : Father, I’ve decided everything. I will marry the one who builds a flying ship.
Tsar : Finally! Well done! Good girl!
(shouting) Polkan!
(Polkan enters imposingly): Well?
Tsar : Polkan, you can build Flying ship ?
Polkan : Me? Work? This is not. And buy - I'll buy. What you won't do for a dream.
Storyteller : Each of them had their own dream.
Fun
Purring cat, hard-working husband
This is happiness! There is nothing sweeter...
Tsar : I'm on my own without any support
If only it would be profitable for Fun to get married!
Her house is full
This is happiness - my son-in-law Polkasha!
Palkan : I'm crowned next Fun
New lands, new glory
New money, new connections
This is happiness! To riches from rags!
Vania : Small house Russian stove
Wooden floor bench and candle
And there are a bunch of kids in the house
This is happiness! True, Fun!
(Together)
Etc : Oh, if only my dream would come true!
What a life it would be like then!
Oh, if only my dream would come true
What a life would begin then!
(Vanya enters the forest) (trees emerge)
Vania : Oh, what a strange forest, full of fairy tales and miracles. Where did I end up? I’ll ask the forest for a miracle and I’ll get a ship here
Trees: You won't find your way and you'll get lost in the forest
Vanya: I won’t leave here, I’ll find what I need here!
Act 4 (Vanya goes to the swamp)
(THE FROGS DANCE)
(Merman appears): Why are you making noise? Why don't you let me sleep? What kind of people went
Vanya, scared: Who are you?
Vodyanoy I have been repeating the same thing for 300 years.
starts singing:
I'm a merman, I'm a merman
Would someone talk to me
And then my girlfriends
Leeches and frogs(wow, what disgusting)
Etc : Hey, life, my tin!
Well, she's in the swamp!
I live like a toadstool
And I should fly, and I should fly,
And I want to fly!
Vania : How do I want to fly?(Vanya dreams)
Water : And who are you?
Vanya: Vanya Vanya the chimney sweep
Vodyanoy: What are you doing here? There are no stoves, no houses, no pipes here.
Vanya I'm lost
Vodyanoy Do you even know where you are going?
Vanya I promised Zabava to build a ship, not just a simple one, but a flying one. And now I don’t know what to do.
Vodyanoy I know, a ship can only be built with magical tools!
Vanya Where can I get them?
Water Where Where I have. Just an agreement, you will take me for a ride later.
Water : That's enough, let's jump up, give Ivan the magic tools.
Help Ivan!!!
Pulling "very heavy" ) toolbox.
(SHIP CONSTRUCTION)
Storyteller:
Swing one, two and three!
But Ivan didn’t notice
How the ship is ready!
Beauty, no words needed!
(TAKES OUT THE SHIP)
Polkan (looks into the pipe) It seems he built a flying ship. Ivan built it, and I’m getting married.
Water : VANYA!, now we need the cherished words. Without them, you won't rise.
Vania : And who knows them?
Water : My sisters, they know. They fly, they know. Wait for them here. It's time for me to sleep.
Action 5
2 Babka Yoshkas run out
Vania : Hello, grannies!
Grandmas hedgehogs : Hello, Vanyusha!
Vania : The Vodyanoy sent me to you.
Grandmas hedgehogs : We know, we know why we came.
First, dance, we'll have fun!
And if we like your dance,
We will give you our treasured word!
(They sing ditties. Vanya dances.)
Grandmothers hedgehogs:
Well, well done, Ivanushka!
You danced so beautifully
It’s a wonder for all of us grandmothers.
Here's the magic word(whispers).
Only you will say it,
Is yours the ship will soar up,
Just, boy, hold on!
Ivan : Thank you, Babushi Yagushi. Farewell!
BY: By brooms.
(They take their broom. And everyone says.)
BY : EARTH FAREWELL! GOOD LUCK!
Vania : Goodbye Earth! Good luck!
Action 6
(It turns out Polkan saw ship . Vanya approaches him).
Polkan Well, Ivan built a flying ship
Yes, and the merman helped me with this
Polkan : And how are you going to fly it?
Vania : I know the cherished words. You can't fly without them.
Polkan : What other words?
Vanya: The earth is simple...
Polkan : laughs. Goodbye, fool. Swim to the bottom to the merman
My ship is my fun ha ha ha
The Tsar comes out.
Polkan : I built a flying ship for Zabava
Tsar : And how does this miracle start?
Polkan : First the wedding will fly then
(THE KING GIVES UP THE CROWN)
(Amusement sighs sadly. While Polkan adjusts the crown. Vanya appears)
Action 7
Vanya: Fun.
He approaches Zabava and hugs her. Fun tells him sadly.
Fun : You're late, Ivanushka,Polkan built a flying ship.
Vania : Yes, not Polkan, but me, me.
Fun : What a great fellow you are, Vanya! And Polkan is a deceiver! Dad!
The sad Tsar appears.
Fun: Dad, Vanya built the ship. But Polkan stole it and deceived you.
Tsar : Oh, he's worthless! Polkan, come here!(beckons with a finger)
Polkan enters. The king takes away crown : Get out of sight!
SCRIPT FOR THE PERFORMANCE
"Flying ship"
Scene 1
(palace. The king and daughter are arguing behind the curtainPolkan eavesdrops)
Tsar: Come out!
Fun: I won't go out!
Tsar: I’m asking for the last time. Will you marry Polkan?
Fun: I won't go out!
Tsar: Then you won't go anywhere with me.
(Polkan leaves with the Tsar. Fun comes out from behindcurtains)
FUN SONG:
(at the same time the princess breaks the dishes)
What unfortunate princesses we are
We are prohibited by law from loving
In royal families
Such an ancient order
According to calculations, you have to get married.
But I don’t want it, I don’t want it out of calculation. But I want it out of love, out of love. I want Freedom, freedom - give me freedom. I’ll fly up like a bird.
(the chimney sweep listens to the song from behind the curtain)
We princesses have to live in captivity. Our youth is wasted. We need to think about the throne all the time. Fulfilling the will of the father-king
But I don’t want, I don’t want about the throne, But I want about love, I want about love To freedom, to freedom I want to freedom I’ll fly high like a bird
(The king walks across the stage, picking up the fragments)
Tsar: I exhausted everything devoted.
(Fun sits on the throne, Vanya sings in front of her)
CHIMNEY SWEEPER'S SONG
I am a simple man and I will say without hiding,
That I have never seen such beauty in my life
And now I can’t bear to live a day without you
You must have fallen in love with the Tsar's daughter
I’m not an expert at talking about love, I don’t like to chat, If you need anything, tell me - I’ll help. Just blink your eye, I’ll hurry to help Oh, I fell head over heels in love with the Tsar’s daughter
Fun: How will you rescue me, Vanya?
Vania: Let me build a flying ship
(playing okay)
Fun: Father, Polkan! I will marry the one who builds the flying ship!
(The Tsar and Polkan are amazed)
Tsar: Will you build it?
Polkan.: I'll buy it!
(Fun, Polkan. The king stands in an inverted circle and singseach one, turning over to face the audience in turn)
DREAM
Fun:
Small house, Russian stove. A wooden house, a bench and a candle, A purring cat, a hard-working husband - This is happiness - there is no sweeter one!
Oh, if only my dream would come trueWhat a life would begin then Oh, if the dream came true What a life would begin then!
Tsar:
Without any support, I’m on my own If only it would be profitable for Fun to marry Her house, so that the cup is full That’s happiness - my son-in-law Polkasha!
Polkan:
I am crowned, there is Fun nearby, New lands, new glory, New money, new connections, This is happiness - becoming rich from rags!
Chorus:
Vania:(walks through the forest) A small house, a Russian stove, a wooden floor, a bench and a candle, and a crowd of children in the house. What happiness is there - Fun is nearby!
Scene 2
(Vanya runs into Vodyanoy)
Water: Why are you making noise?
Vania: Who are you?
SONG OF THE VODYAN
I am Vodyanoy, I am Vodyanoy.
If only someone could talk to me
Otherwise my girlfriends are leeches and frogs
Ugh, what disgusting! Eh! My life is a tin!
Well, she's in the swamp! I live like a toadstool
And I should fly, and I should fly,
And I want to fly.
I am Vodyanoy, I am Vodyanoy
Nobody hangs out with me
There’s water inside me, so why deal with something like that?
Disgusting! Eh, my life is a tin.
Fuck her* into the swamp. I live like a toadstool
And I have to fly, and I have to fly, and I have to fly, I want to fly
Vania.: How do I want to fly?
Water: Okay, I’ll help you, Vanya. Here's a flying ship for you
(The merman takes out the ship)
Water: Now words are needed - cherished ones. It won't rise without them. But I don't know them.
Vania: And who knows them?
Water: My sisters know. Wait for them here. It's time for me to sleep.
(Granny hedgehogs jump out)
SONG OF THE HEDGEHOG GRANTS.All:
Stretch the bellows, hey accordion, play, play, sing ditties. Grandma hedgehog, sing, don't talk!
I was tipsy and flying on a broom. Oh, I don’t believe in these superstitions myself
I walked along the forest side, and the devil followed me.
The man thought, what the hell!
3- I:
I turned home, and the devil was following me again.
She spat on his baldness and sent him to Leshy!
The most faithful of people is a storyteller - a villain
He is very skillful - it means it's tasteless
All:
Stretch your furs, accordion, hey, play, play
Sing ditties. Grandma hedgehog, sing, don't talk!
Grandma Yaga: Stand at attention!
1.2 grandmas: Earth, goodbye!
3,4 Grandmothers: Good luck!
(fly away)
Vania: Earth, goodbye. Good luck!
(Polkan steals a ship, Vanya catches him)
Vania: Stop where you are, my ship!
Polkan: How can you prove it?
Vanya: I know the sacred words. You can't fly without them.
Polkan: What other words?
Vania: Earth, goodbye............
Polkan: Goodbye, fool!
(Vanya is tied up and thrown into the river. Polkan throws it onship cloth or pulls it off stage)
Polkan: That's luck ! (leaves)
(swamp, fish wake up Vodyany, he saves Vanya, makesartificial respiration)
Vania: brrrrr, uh, and wet I Which!
Water: good thing he's alive!
Scene 3
(again the scenery of the palace, Fun behind the curtain, Polkan on stage andTsar)
Polkan: I built a flying ship. Now the fun is mine!
Tsar: And the ship is mine! What should I say?
Polkan: Earth, goodbye!
(the king boards the ship)
Tsar: Earth, goodbye!
[the ship ascends the stairs]
Polkan:(laughs at the King)
Tsar: Shelf_____ n, Shelf_____ n, Polkasha! Get me out of here
Polkan: I give you a ladder, and you give me a crown. King: Dates, what!
Polkan: Hv as you want! King: I agree, I agree.
(Polkan helps the Tsar get off the ship)
Polkan: Open up, Zabava, I am now the king. A bargain is a bargain.
(Fun behind the curtain, Vanya appears)
Vania: Fun!
Fun: You're late, Vanechka - Polkan built the flying ship.
Vania: Not Polkan. And I, I built a ship!
(Polkan eavesdrops)
(Polkan breaks into the little room, Zabava and Vanya escape, chase, I can run through the hall, through the opposite door, the ship is at this time removed from the stairs and it stands on the stage
Vanya and Zabava get on the ship)
Vania: Good luck!
(they fly away across the stage to the backstage,all characters come out from different sides to the finalsong)
CLOSING SONG
Ah, in the fairy tale goodness triumphed again, Even though evil was insidious and cunning. Oh, if only it were always like this, Such a life would come then!
Characters.
Fun is the princess. Tsar.
Polkan - governor. Ivan is a stove maker.
Vodyanoy is the brother of Baba Yaga Malaya - Baba Yaga.
The eldest is her sister. Servants. Security. People.
A seedy kingdom. Polkan is walking and the Tsar is catching up with him.
Tsar. Polkan. and Polkan. I will give it back. I'll return everything! Even more than I took. Well, don't you believe me?
Polkan. Well, how can you not believe it? You are the king. Of course I believe. Only... Where can you get it?!
Tsar. I’ll borrow from my neighbors and give it to you.
Polkan. It's true…. Will they give it?
Tsar. Don't know. I'm embarrassed to ask.
Polkan. That's right... I’m not ashamed, but are my neighbors ashamed?
Tsar. Well, you are your own. And they are neighbors. If they find out that I have no money, they will go to war.
Polkan. Well, you are... Tsar - Father, this is.... Well, don't cry.
Tsar. But how can one not cry? Well... Nobody wants to do anything for nothing. I tell them: I am a king. You must love and please me. And they say: We love you, but we can’t please you for nothing...
Polkan. Well, calm down... You are a king... You can’t cry, otherwise the slaves will see and you will lose face. They will say the king is weak.
Tsar. Yes, I know, I know that in front of slaves one must behave like a king. Noble. And how noble it is if you have to pay for everything - royally, but there is no money...!
Ivan. Step aside. I'll smear you! (Ivan runs by with a poker)
Tsar. Here! Here! Some stove maker demands money for each chimney. And winter is coming... And the pipes in the palace... Oh - oh - oh how much! Give me the money, Polkan, I’ll pay you back later. All!
Polkan. Do not Cry…. I'll give you, I'll give you... I'll give you money. Only you then... Where will you get it?
Tsar. The neighbor has an marriageable daughter. His kingdom is richer than ours. And the sea. And meadows. And the fields are endless. And the herds are fat. Not like ours - an untrodden swamp, but a dense forest, which is teeming with all sorts of evil spirits.
Polkan. Yes... But here's the thing... what do you have to do with it? I can't understand it at all.
Tsar. So I'll marry her. As expected, they will give her a dowry of half the kingdom. And then
I'll give you everything back.
Polkan. Are you getting married?
Tsar. I!!! And what?!
Polkan. You?
Tsar. Me: Why are you so surprised? I'm still very... Wow!
Polkan. Forgive me, Tsar-Father, I, of course, am just a governor, but I’ll tell you
in our opinion, in the old man's way. Directly: You, of course, are still wow, but at your age they don’t get married anymore... (aside) especially if there is no money.
Tsar. You think?
Polkan. Of course, Father Tsar, it’s already too late for you. You yourself have an adult daughter.
Tsar. Who? Fun? Not really. Yes, she's still a child.
Polkan. Now, if you marry her off.
Tsar. Whom? Fun? Not really. Yes, she still plays with dolls... Although... How old is she then...?
Polkan. That's right. Well, that's what I think. Get her married. For a serious person with money.
Interesting idea. Just think, Father Tsar... Yes... For a man with a fortune. All problems will be solved immediately. / aside / And there is no need to repay debts. / leaves /
Tsar. Wait. Where are you going? Polkan?/leaves/
Picture 1.
Royal chambers. Svetelka Fun. Everything is clean and simple. Country style. On the windowsill
geranium. Fun waters the geraniums and hums a song to itself. Vanya enters.
Vania. It's funny, I brought you a whistle. Look how he sings.
Fun. Oh, Vanechka, just like a nightingale in the forest
Vania. Like? On the. Whistle.
Fun. Where did you get this?
Vania. I did it myself.
Fun. Myself?
Vania. Yes, myself. I do everything myself.
Voice of the King. Fun! Fun! Where are you?
Fun. Hide, Vanechka. Father is coming/Vanya is hiding. The king enters/
Tsar. Fun, what are you doing?
Fun. I water the geranium.
Tsar. Yeah. So. This is not a royal matter. OK. Fun, I was just told: you
Soon 20 years.
Fun. What, father, don’t you remember yourself? Eh, father, I’m completely exhausted with my state affairs. You don’t even remember that your own daughter’s name day is tomorrow.
Tsar. Well, you understand, the state is... Wow, wow! You know that... Wow! I will tell you. This... Here... You'll lose yourself here. When should we celebrate?
Fun. Never. You will bring your widow kings again. You invite princes - overseas dudes who cannot distinguish a radish from a kohlrabi. And you’ll also force them to look after them. Smile at them.
Tsar. Oh, Fun, well, you understand, this is politics. And politics for kings is like medicine for a sick person. It’s not tasty, it’s disgusting, but you can hold it in, endure it a little and that’s it. You are the best king. Everyone respects you. They lend money. Here. Understood? Well, tell me, what do you dream about? What gift should I give you? Well, speak, speak.
Fun. Aren't you going to get angry?
Tsar. No, no. Speak up, don't be afraid.
Fun. Well look. You promised. Listen. I'm 20 years old tomorrow, am I already an adult? Yes, father?
Tsar. Yes, Fun, and that's why I wanted to tell you...
Fun. No, father, me first.
Tsar. Fine, fine. Speak.
Fun. Well, father. Let me - at least occasionally - go out into the city alone.
Tsar. How alone? Why alone? For what?
Fun. Father, you promised not to be angry.
Tsar. I'm not angry, but you must understand that if you go alone without security, you may be offended.
Fun. And no one comes near me with security. Everyone is afraid of me. There's no one to even talk to.
Tsar. Only simple peasant women can walk without guards. Nobody will touch them.
Fun. And I’ll change into a peasant dress, and no one will recognize me. Here look. /drops off the royal outfit and remains in a simple sundress/(sings)
How nice it is to be a peasant in the world
How nice it is to love everything in nature
Sing songs every evening until dawn,
I can talk to my beloved until dawn.
I'm waiting for that time to come one day
When I can talk to my loved one.
Openly, without hiding. When, when will
I will love my darling...
Tsar. Stop. What are you dreaming about?!!!
Fun. But, father...
Tsar. No. No. And again no. How many times will I repeat to you - you are the royal daughter - the future queen. We must behave as befits kings.
Fun. Enough. Enough! I've heard it a thousand times. You must be pure and innocent in your actions, because the queen is in plain sight. You must study various sciences, because you have to govern the state...
Tsar. Yes. And a thousand times yes! First of all, you must take care of the state. And get married according to the state.
Fun. Father...
Tsar. Well, don't cry, Fun.
Fun. Father, should I love the state too, or can I also love my betrothed?
Tsar. Eh, Zabavushka, don’t talk about love. Love is not for us. We are kings - we should marry only for convenience.
Fun. Yes, I don’t want it out of convenience, father, I want it out of love.
Tsar. Well, it’s possible for love. Only with calculation. Here look. If you and I don’t make a good party now, we will have a revolution. And this is always bad.
Fun. So what should I do?
Tsar. And you will love Polkan. This will be the calculation.
Fun. How's Polkana? Why Polkana?
Tsar. How why? Do you know how rich he is? And you will love him... That's all.
Fun. I won't marry Polkan.
Tsar. Yes, you understand...
Fun. Do not say anything…. I still won't go.
Tsar. Don't make me nervous. I said you will go for Polkan.
Fun. Will not go.
Tsar. Will you marry Polkan?
Fun. I won't go out!
Tsar. I said, then you will come out. I am a king!
Fun. I said that means I won’t go out. I am the king's daughter. And in general, I will choose my own groom.
Tsar. Ah well?! Well, okay - choose. Only now you won’t get out of here. Guards!
Listen to the order! Until the princess chooses a groom, do not let anyone into her room. On pain of death! And she can only leave here with my permission. This is my will. /leaves/
Fun. Here you go. On the eve of his birthday they put him under lock and key./ sings/
What unfortunate princesses we are.
We are prohibited by law from loving.
In royal families - such is the ancient order -
According to calculations, you have to get married.
But I don’t want to, I don’t want to, out of calculation,
And I want it for love, for love.
Freedom, freedom! Give me freedom!
I'll fly high like a bird.
We princesses have to live in captivity.
Young years are wasted.
We need to think about the throne all the time,
Fulfilling the will of the king's father.
But I don’t want, I don’t want about the throne.
And I’m talking about love, I want about love.
To freedom, to freedom. I want to be free.
I'll fly high like a bird.
Vania. /emerging from the stove/ Hey, princess, why are you crying?
Fun. I'm crying.
Vania. Don't cry, Zabavushka, it's better to whistle the whistle and you'll be happier. And what happened?
Fun. Oh, don't ask.
Vania. Well, don't cry, Zabushka, I beg you.
Fun. Why, Vanechka, don’t cry. You heard what the father said, right? No one can come to me until I choose a groom. How can I choose if I can’t see anyone?
Vania. Well, what about me? Here I am.
Fun. And you, Vanechka, need to leave. If the priest finds out that you entered here without permission, he will execute you.
Vania. How can I help you?
Fun. There’s no way, Vanechka, you can’t help me. There is a guard behind the door. You can't jump out the window - it's very high...
Voice of the King. Fun. Meet us! Fun!
Fun. Go away quickly, Vanya, go away./ Vanya goes to the stove/
Tsar. /entering/ Fun. Here we are. Meet your fiance!!!
Polkan. /entering/ Accept, Zabava, an expensive gift from me.
Fun. What is this?
Tsar. This? Oh, do you know what this is? Ha ha ha! This is so funny. Piggy bank.
Fun. Why should I?
Polkan. That's right. You will save money.
Tsar. Here look. Here's the key. Only you will have it. Someone give you some money
will give, and you’ll put them into your piggy bank. That's all! HA-ha-ha! And you can't get it. And then when no one is there, you turn the key. The tail fell off and here is the money. Ha-ha-ha. Funny right?
Fun. I don't need anything.
Tsar. Take it, Fun. Don't make me nervous.
Polkan. I mean it from the heart.
Tsar. You will still become his wife.
Fun. No. I won't.
Tsar. No. You will become./ stomps his feet/
Fun. I won’t!/ throws the gift on the floor/
Tsar. What are you doing? It's a wedding gift after all.
Fun. I don't need such a gift.
Polkan. What do you want? Tell.
Fun. What do I want?! But I want a ship. Give me a ship, Polkan!
Tsar. Why do you need a ship, Fun?
Fun. And to swim away from you far away. So that my eyes do not see you.
Polkan. That's it!
Tsar. How can you sail away if there is no sea in our kingdom?
Fun. Well, let. And I want a ship. Whoever builds me a ship is the one I will marry.
Tsar. Well, will you build it?
Polkan. I'll buy it. But how to drag him on dry land to the palace?
Fun. And you make it fly. Ha ha ha.
Polkan. Like this?
Tsar. It's funny, you know... Ask for something simpler.
Fun. No! This is my will! Whoever builds me a ship is the one I will marry. And leave me alone.
Tsar. Well? Let's go, let's have some fun?
Polkan. Went. /leave/
Fun. Vanya, Vanechka. Are you still here or have you already left?
Vania. / leans out of the pipe / I’m still gone. Only close.
Fun. Vanya, you laugh, but I’m not laughing.
Vania. I'm not laughing. I think. I'm thinking about how to fulfill your request.
Fun. And what? Can you build a ship?
Vania. Building a ship is a couple of trifles, but in order for it to be able to fly, you need to think about it.
Fun. Yes, think, don’t think, but you won’t come up with anything. This has never been heard of in the world. Now
- I’ll definitely have to spend my entire life in the light room.
Vania. Don’t worry, Zabavushka, if the fire in the stove lights the smoke, it will show the way.
Fun. How warm it is to be with you. Why is that?
Vania. I like you. / sings / I am a simple man and I will say without hiding,
That I have never seen such beauty in my life.
And now I can’t live without you.
Well, he must have fallen in love with the Tsar’s daughter.
I'm the kind of person - I don't like to talk in vain,
If you need anything, don’t worry, I’ll help you.
Just blink your eye and I’ll rush to help.
Oh, I fell head over heels in love with the king's daughter.
Talk about love. I'm not an expert.
Excuse me if something is wrong.
Picture 2.
The road goes through the swamp. Vanya comes with an axe.
Vania. No. It's not the same. There are only birches here. And I need pine. good pine. Oh, damn! Swamp. Next is the swamp. And there it is, the ship's forest. There he is, on the other side of the swamp. How to get there? Think, Vanya, think.
Voice. There's no way you'll get there. All. You have come.
Vania. Where did you come?
Voice. Into the swamp. Ha ha ha. And now you will live here.
Vania. Where to live? In a swamp?
Voice. What's not to like?
Vania. Nope, not really. It's kind of wet.
Voice. Wet? Here. And I live. Eh, life is a tin can.
Vania. And who are you?
Voice. Me? Should I say something?
Vania. Tell.
Voice. Aren't you scared?
Vania. Why are you so scary?
Voice. No, not scary, but kind of disgusting. Slimy as a frog. Look. /sings/
I am Vodyanoy, I am Vodyanoy.
Someone would talk to me.
And then my girlfriends
Leeches and frogs.
Eww, what disgusting.
I live like a toadstool, but I have to fly, and I want to fly.
I am Vodyanoy. I am Vodyanoy.
Nobody hangs out with me.
There is water inside me.
Well, what's the deal with this?
Eh, my life is a tin. Well, let her go to the swamp...
I live like a toadstool. And I want to fly, and I want to fly.
Vania. Well, you're great. Do you really want to fly?
Water. Don't put pressure on the callus - it hurts. Better tell me
what in the world is going on?
Vania. And why do you need it?
Water. It's boring, you know. Nobody comes here. Over the past 50 years, not a single living soul. There is no one to talk to. Listen, let's chat.
Vania. It's okay to chat. But, you know, I’m running out of time.
Water. Where are you hurrying?
Vania. Yes, you see, I need to build a ship as quickly as possible, otherwise it will be on my fiancee
Polkan is getting married.
Water. Wow, how interesting, do you have a fiancee?
Vania. Eat. The Tsar's daughter.
Water. Wow! You are a peasant, and your bride is a royal daughter? Wow!
Vania. Yes, I know it’s funny, but such a disaster happened. I fell in love.
Water. You?! Fell in love?! Wow! This is life. Well, further, further.
Vania. What's next? Polkan wooed her. He wants to become a king.
Water. Oh, you scoundrel! Does he want to marry your fiancee? Wow. Oh well.
Vania. So what? The Tsar Father locked her in the little room and did not allow anyone to see her.
Water. Well, further, further.
Vania. And that's it. We need to build a flying ship and steal Fun.
Water. Steal?! Wow! And what will you build? Ship?
Vania. Yes, it’s a couple of trifles to build.
Water. Ha ha ha!
Vania. If you help me get to those pines, you’ll see.
Water. What, are you going to build a flying ship with this hatchet?
Vania. Yes. And what?
Water. No, nothing. I envy you. You have everything. Both love and rival. you live life to the fullest. But you gurgled with the ship.
Vania. How is that? Why?
Water. So, after all, a flying ship can only be built with a flying instrument.
Vania. Yes?
Water. What did you think?
Vania. Here's one for you. Where can I get it?
Water. Where where? I have. I just won't give it to you.
Vania. Why so? Greedy or what?
Water. Not greedy. Think for yourself. Here look. You will build a ship and fly away. And I? Am I sitting here alone again and envying you? How will you soar in the clouds? But I also want to fly. I also want to see what she is like. Earth from above.
Vania. Are you serious?
Water. Certainly. Everyone is flying. All! Little sisters fly. You will fly. And I? And I sit here alone and envy. In a swamp. After all, no one comes to visit me, because I have nothing to tell them. It's boring with me.
Vania. Well, what are you doing? Okay, let's agree on this. You give me the tool, and I will take you on a flight.
Water. Is it true? Won't you deceive me?
Vania. Here's a cross for you.
Water. Stop! Wait! What are you doing?
Vania. And what?
Water. I'm devilry. Cross yourself, and I’m gone. Well, what kind of people... They themselves ask for help and they themselves are going to be baptized.
Vania. Sorry. I didn't think.
Water. I didn't think so. Badly. You have to think when you talk to us. Okay, hold your suitcase. You can only open it on the other side. Yes, look more carefully. He's also a flyer. The main thing is to hold the instrument in your hands. And there he will do everything himself. And don't be baptized! I beg you.
Picture 3.
Svetelka Fun. Fun purrs, something sad. Talking to geranium.
Fun. Here's to another morning. Another day in lockdown. Time is running out. The days fly by... And I... It’s good, at least I have you. At least talk to you. What do you think - will Vanya be able to build a ship? Speaking right. I also think it can. If he promised something, he will definitely do it. Oh, what do you have? Has the leaf turned yellow? Are you sick? Let me water you.
The guard's voice. Tsar-father to the princess.
Fun. It's coming. Now he will intimidate again.
Tsar./enters/ Well, how are you? Yes. Silent. Fun, what are you doing? I'm asking you. Silent. /to the side/ Have you watered your geraniums again? Oh! This is not a royal matter. /Zabavushka/ Listen, Zabavushka, just now I was running towards you and tripped on the carpet and hit my head on the door. Ha ha ha! It’s good that Polkan was there and supported. Otherwise I would have gotten a bump on my forehead. Ha ha ha! Just imagine, the state has a bump on its forehead. Disorder. Polkan saved the face of the state from a big shot. Silent. Polkan is loyal. You can always rely on him. He will always support./ aside/ He also has a lot of money. Oh, why is the leaf of your flower turning yellow? Let me tear it off.
Fun. Don't touch it. Do whatever you want with people, but don’t touch my geranium. You have no power over her. She's not human.
Tsar. Do not Cry. So what are you doing? I wish you well. So. Let's talk differently. Officially. Fun. My subject. Answer. Have you chosen your groom?
Fun. I…?
Tsar. Yes. You. My subject.
Fun. But, father...
Tsar. No buts. Either I chose it or I decide for myself. Time doesn't wait.
Fun. Father, who should I choose from if you don’t let anyone in?
Tsar. Well, why no one? Hey guards! Introduce grooms with gifts./in. Polkan./ Take your pick.
Polkan. Accept it, Fun, sweet little boat. / holds out the cake /
Tsar. Here. Your wish is fulfilled. Ha ha ha! The ship was brought to you.
Fun. Thank you. I don't eat sweets.
Polkan. Why?
Fun. I'm afraid of getting fat. Do you like fat people?
Polkan. Yes I love.
Fun. That's why I don't eat sweets.
Polkan. That's right. I don’t understand, Father Tsar?
Tsar. Hm. He's joking. Still young.
Polkan. And he jokes... Humor means... I understand.
Fun. What kind of humor? What do you understand?
Polkan. Well... All.
Fun. When you sleep, what dreams do you see?
Polkan. Well... I don't understand. Dreams? What do dreams have to do with it? Well... About money. Happiness is when there are many of them.
Fun./ to the king/ And you, father?
Tsar. And I'm talking about you. About yours happy life. So that you never need anything. Will you marry Polkan... What do dreams have to do with it?
Fun. And despite the fact that human nature manifests itself in dreams. Here. You're all about money. What happiness you have, but for me... /sings/
Small house. Russian stove.
The floor is wooden. Bench and candle.
Purring cat. The husband is a hard worker.
This is happiness. There is no sweeter one.
Chorus. Oh, if only my dream would come true
Oh, if only my dream would come true,
What kind of life would begin then?
Tsar. I'm without support, somehow on my own,
If only it would be beneficial for Zabavu to get married.
Her house is a full cup.
This is happiness. My son-in-law is Polkasha.
Chorus.
Polkan. I'm Casanova. Near Zabava.
New lands. New glory.
New money. New connections.
This is happiness, becoming rich from rags.
Chorus.
Vania. Small house. Russian stove
Wooden floor bench and candle.
And there are a lot of children in the house.
This is happiness. Really, Fun?
Chorus. Ahh, if only my dream would come true
What kind of life would it be then?
Ahh, if only the dream would come true
What kind of life would begin then?
Action 2.
Picture 4.
A hut on chicken legs. Dust, dirt, spiders, toads. An eagle owl sits on a branch.
Baba Yaga preens herself in the mirror.
Older. So I brushed my teeth, sharpened my nails, combed my hair. No, it looks like I won’t be able to comb my hair today. I just broke the comb. OK. We’ll hide our hair under the scarf. / ties the scarf / Oh, grandma is a beauty. You are Yagulechka - Lapotula. Well, that's okay. Zhivenko,
All in all. I'm good, good, but poorly dressed. Nobody marries a girl for this. Here. In general, I'm ready to receive guests. One thing is bad. I’d like to treat them to something special, but what?/ You can hear a rooster crowing. Everything starts to shake / Tsypa, Tsypa. Chick./ Everything is calming down./ That damn rooster again! Filya!
Owl. Yes.
Old. How many times have I told you, catch this rooster. There is no life from him. It's like an earthquake all the time.
Owl. Yes.
Old. What uh huh? Where is Malaya?
Owl. Yes.
Old. Nobody wants to do anything. One just hoots, the other is always wandering around somewhere.
There is no one to serve the toad broth. What a life? On her own anniversary, she should congratulate herself. /a voice is heard - Go ahead! So go. Well, I'm asking you. Because of you, I’ll be late for my name day./ Wow! It's coming.
Small. / enters / Hello!
Old. Hello to you. Where were you hanging around early this morning?
Small. I went hunting.
Old. Going hunting? So what, hunter, did you get anything?
Small. Yes. Here look. This is my gift to you. Trophy come in.
Old. So. Another surprise. Last time I caught a rooster, but now what? Maybe a ram?
Small. Well, not exactly a sheep. Well, what are you doing there - come in. Well, I beg you!/Drags Vanya in on a rope/
Old. Wow! Wow! This is such a gift. Where did you catch him?
Small. Behind the second ravine. At the fallen birch tree.
Old. Well, here's a treat! Turn on the stove, put water on the fire. We'll cook a roast. What's your name, my dear? Look, he's silent. Ha-ha-ha!/ fussing around the stove/
Small. Yeah. He's quiet. While I was dragging him, he was silent the whole way.
Old. Stop.
Small. What?
Old. Maybe he's sick?
Small. Don't know.
Old. Beyond the second ravine the air is bad. Bolotny. Won't we get poisoned?
Small. Don't know.
Old. No, but if the air is bad, then the fillet will simply be tough and the liver will be weak. Why is he silent?
Small. So I taped his mouth so that he wouldn’t squeal.
Old. Eh, head. Unstick it quickly - let him speak out. Otherwise, the liver will spread from too many words.
Small. Okay./makes a pass/ Oops! Speak. Well. Why are you silent? Speak, I beg you.
Old. Do you want to ruin our holiday? Speak.
Vania. What should I say?
Old. What you want. Just bigger. What's your name?
Vania. They call him Ivan.
Small. Ivan? This is good.
Old. Yes. Ivashka good name. People with this name make very tasty roasts.
Vania. Have you decided to eat me?
Old. Of course, but if you remain silent, your liver will not taste good. And I love her so much.
Vania. You see, girls, I’m not an expert at speaking. Please do something with your hands, but talk... Sorry.
Old. Eh, it’s a pity that we’ll have to celebrate our anniversary without pate.
Small. What did he call us?
Old. How?
Small. Girls.
Old. What a bastard. Is he kidding?
Small. He's mocking you. And I’m still very, very okay./a rooster is heard crowing/
Old. Another earthquake! Keep everything you can. Chick. Chick. Chick.
Small. She seemed to have calmed down.
Old. How many times do I have to tell you, catch this damn rooster. Otherwise, our hut on chicken legs will fly away someday.
Small. How can I catch him? It’s flying, but my stupa doesn’t have the same maneuverability. Let Filya catch him.
Filya. Yes.
Vania. Girls, don't swear. Now we will formalize it. / leaves /
Old. How can he catch him when he only sees Filya at night, and the rooster hides and sleeps at night.
Owl. Yes.
Small. You create a new stupa for me, then I’ll catch him right away.
Old. Right now. New one. If you're old, learn to manage well.
Small. Am I the one who can’t manage? Is it me?
Old. Stop. Where's the roast?
Small. What kind of roast?
Old. Well, this... Well, the trophy is yours... Well, Vanka.
Small. Ooh! Escaped. And this one ran away. Why are we unlucky? You catch them, you catch them, and they keep looking into the forest.
Old. Go. Catch it again. Maybe you'll catch up yet. Sad sack.
Small. The altimeter on my stupa is broken. And the nozzles clogged. Can you really catch him on foot?
Old./screams/ Milok! Come back! The guests will die of hunger.
Vania. /entering/ Why are you so noisy? I almost scared the rooster away. Here, take it.
Small. Look how well done he is. And he caught the rooster.
Vania. Here you will find pate, cutlets, and rich broth. Put it on fire. Yes, and you should clean up, otherwise guests will come, and your place is incredibly dirty.
Small. Okay, Vanechka, let's clean up now.
Vania. What are you saying about your stupa?
Malaya./ languidly looking into his eyes/ The branch stabilizer of my broom has swung. It no longer maintains direction and the altimeter is acting up.
Vania. Right now. Let's see./leaves/
Old. So don't turn on speed 8. Fly on the third one. And your broom will survive.
Malaya Right now, on the third, how smart. Better yet, prepare the rooster. And I will clean up, as Vanechka said.
Old. Hey, Malaya! What happened to you?
Small. Ahh, fun! /sings/ Stretch the fur accordion,
/ cleans up while dancing / Eh! Play, have fun.
Sing ditties, grandma-hedgehog,
Sing, don't talk!
I was tipsy
And she flew on a broom.
Even though I don’t believe it myself
These superstitions.
I walked along the forest side,
The devil is following me.
Thought a man
What the hell is this?
I turned home.
The devil is coming for me again.
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to Leshem.
The most harmful of people
This storyteller is a villain.
Eyebrows furrowed - sad,
It's a shame it's not tasty
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh! Play, have fun!
Sing ditties to Grandma the Hedgehog!
Sing, don't talk!
Old. Little one, what's wrong with you?
Small. Don't know! Something fun! Listen.
Old. What?
Small. Why don't we eat it today?
Old. Stop. And when?
Small. But never.
Old. Why?
Small. He's good. Look, when he appeared, the house immediately became brighter.
Old. This is because the cobwebs were swept away from the windows.
Small. Doesn't matter. He's still good anyway.
Old. What will we treat our guests to?
Small. I'll bake pies with berries. Koschey is on a diet anyway. He can't eat meat. And Gorynych...
There's a rooster. Even a rooster is enough for him.
Old. OK. Let him fix the stupa first, and then we’ll see.
Picture 5.
Swamp. The merman climbs out onto the hill.
Water. Eh! I slept well. I haven't slept so soundly for a long time. That's what it means: you've worked and sleep well. But still, what a beautiful ship we made with Vanka!.. Ahh... Ah... where
is it a ship?! Disappeared. How is this possible? Who is it?.. Oh, you stupid head. You're a slimy frog. You disgusting leech! Overslept. This ship overslept. He stood right here. And now... Empty... What should I tell Vanya? My only friend. Eh! What to do now? Hang myself or what? Yes! All! Right now I’ll make a loop and hook it on that branch over there. So loop
ready. I'll throw it on right now. On the bitch. How to throw it on? /The noise of a helicopter is heard/
Small. /entering/ Help, brother?
Water. Help. Help, little sister. Do a good deed.
Small. What are you doing? Hello?
Water. What? What? I want to hang myself!
Small. /imitating/ Wow, you. How interesting. What for? \Vanya enters/
Water. For what? Everything was sobbing. Vanya, forgive me, huh? Sorry. Didn't notice. I overslept. Overslept!
Vania. What did you oversleep?
Water. The ship slept, Vanya, the ship.
Vania. Ship?!
Water. Yes, Vanechka, a ship. He's gone now. Our handsome man. They stole it. Stolen!
Sorry, Vanya!
Vania. Oh, damn! Who stole it?
Water. I don’t know, Vanya, I don’t know. I was asleep! Spa-a-al!
Vania. What to do now?
Water. Let's build another one? A?! A couple of trifles for you.
Vania. Yes. Building another is a piece of cake, but I’m afraid it’s too late. Polkan has probably already married Zabava and no one needs the ship anymore.
Water. Ah-ah-ah! It's my fault. All. I'll hang myself. I'll hang myself. Come on, little sister, put on a loop.
Small. Just wait. We are immortal.
Water. Ooo! What kind of punishment is this - to live forever. Forever. And in the swamp! Ooo!
Small. Play, play mirror.
Play, play cute.
Show us the mirror
True story.
Tell us, mirror. Where is Vanya's ship? What about him? Here look.
Vania. I see. Yeah. Polkan is dragging the ship. These are the times. So he stole. Yeah. Talking to the Tsar-Father.
Small. Look. The Tsar Father is pleased. Look. He climbed onto the ship. I was happy. Look. Together we went to the palace.
Vania. All. Let's go get married. Everything is lost. I'm late. There's nothing to be done now. Polkan marries Zabava. I'm late.
Water. Ahh! Why am I so clumsy? Damn. Damn it! Come on, little sister, grab the rope. Do not want to live! Don't want!
Small. Just wait with your nonsense. Here we need to think about how to help Vanechka.
Water. I can't help him with anything. I'm just disturbing him. I'm just disturbing everyone. Would you like to attach a rope? All. Then I’ll drown myself./ dives into the swamp/
Small. Vanechka, don’t freak out. We'll come up with something.
Vania. What can you come up with here? The Tsar Father sleeps and sees Zabava married off to Polkan. And then he also built a ship.
Small. So you built the ship?
Vania. How can you prove it? No. Nothing can be done anymore. Look. Doesn't surface. He'll drown.
Small. It won't drown. He's a fish. Lives in water. That's what you are. You sit in the mortar and fly there.
Vania. What will I say there?
Small. You will say that the ship is yours. Polkan doesn’t know the magic words, so his ship won’t fly.
Vania. Well.
Small. Grab the Fun, get on the ship and fly. Nobody will catch up.
Vania. But it's true. Oh, thanks. My good one. Ran./runs away/
Small. Run faster. Maybe you'll still have time. Just don't forget the words.
Vania. What!
Small. I say, don’t forget the magic words. Goodbye earth! Good luck!
Vania. I remember. Goodbye earth! /the noise of a helicopter is heard/ Good journey.
Small. Do you remember how to stop? Hey, Van, how can I stop?.. Oh, damn! He doesn’t know how to stop. It will disappear. It will break. Hey brother, brother! Swim out already.
Vodyanoy's voice. Leave me alone. I'll drown myself anyway.
Small. Hear, drowned man, what I say. Swim out. Vanechka needs help.
Water. /appearing/ What should be done? Speak. I will do everything.
Picture 6.
Svetelka Fun. Tsar and Polkan. Then Fun appears.
Polkan. Here is the Tsar Father. Well, how do you like the ship?
Tsar. Good. Oh, good! How did you drag him?
Polkan. By dragging. 40 horses were pulled. Changed horses three times.
Tsar. So it doesn’t fly for you?
Polkan. No. What are you talking about, Father Tsar? He's a ship - how will he fly?
Tsar. Well, Fun asked for a flying one.
Polkan. How can you make him fly? Such a thing has never been seen in life.
Tsar. This is true. Won't he drown?
Polkan. That's right. I haven't tried it. Not really. How can he drown, he's made of wood.
Tsar. And that's true. And for us...Where should we sail on it? Ha ha ha.
Polkan. Well, of course. There is only one river in our country, and that one is up to a pig’s ankles.
Tsar. Really. Ha ha ha. The main thing is that you fulfilled Zabava’s whim.
Polkan. Yes. Now is the fun mine? And father? Ha ha ha.
Tsar. Of course, Polkasha, of course, is my son. Ha ha ha. And I don't owe you anything.
Polkan. Yes, of course, Father Tsar, what are the scores between our own? Listen, Father Tsar, this is what I wanted to talk to you about.
Tsar. Speak, speak, don't be afraid.
Polkan. I forgive you for a long time, of course. But what will happen with the dowry?
Tsar. Dowry? Well, are there pillows, feather beds, all kinds of dishes? Everything is. Take as much as you want.
Polkan. What are you doing, father, calm down. What pillows? What kind of feather beds? Why do I need them?
Tsar. What do you want? Half a kingdom, or what? Hehe.
Polkan. Why half a kingdom? Our kingdom is small. Give it all to me.
Tsar. How is it all? What about me? What am I going to do?
Polkan. And you can rest in peace. We, your children, will take care of you.
Tsar. How do you rest? And who will govern the state?
Polkan. Don't be afraid. We'll manage somehow. You've worked your butt off in your lifetime - it's time to retire. We need to rest. You're already old.
Tsar. I am old? And you? You and I are the same age.
Polkan. Well, I found something to remember. In general... Think for yourself. Either you give up the crown or the debt.
Tsar. Oh-oh, what to do? Oh, what should I do? Well, I agree. Take it
Polkan. What?
Tsar. Crown. I don't have anything else anyway.
Polkan. That's right. I am now a king. Ha ha ha. Fun! Fun! Come here!
Fun. / enters / Well, what do you want again?!
Polkan. Fun. I have fulfilled your wish. There's a ship for you. Like?
Fun. Did you build it yourself?
Polkan. Myself. Of course myself. All. Now you will be my wife.
Fun. I can't believe you built such a beautiful ship yourself.
Polkan. What difference does it make whether you believe it or not? You will still be my wife. I am now a king.
Fun. Like this? What is he saying, father?
Tsar. It just so happened, Zabava, I owe him a lot of money.
Fun. Ah well? So I'm not a princess now?
Polkan. If you become my wife, you will become a queen. Whatever you want will be yours. But no... Then you will regret it.
Tsar. Agree, Fun, agree. Otherwise he will be kicked out of the palace. Where shall we go?
Fun. Well, if I’m not a princess, then I’ll be a peasant, and kings don’t marry peasant women.
/ throws off the royal dress. The sound of a helicopter is heard/
Tsar. Ooh! Why is it making so much noise?
Polkan. Something is flying. Ooh, lie down!
Vanya's voice. Brake. Oh, you missed it. Let's go back. Stand! We missed it again. How can I stop her?
Polkan. Ah-ah-ah! Hide, it’s about to go boom!/The Tsar and Polkan are hiding./
Vania. I forgot the landing words. What to do? Jump or what? High, really. Ahh! Was there, wasn’t./emerges from the stove/ Fly home. Good luck./the stupa flies away/ So I have arrived. Hello, Zabavushka. Why are you so sad?
Fun. You're late, Vanechka, you're late. Polkan built the ship. And in general, he is now a king.
Vania. No, Zabavushka, this ship is mine. I built it. He stole it from me.
Fun. How can you prove it, Vanya?
Vania. I know the cherished words. You can't fly without them.
Fun. Well, what are we going to do now?
Vania. Let's run away?
Fun. How can we escape, Vanechka?
Vania. Let's jump on the ship and fly away somewhere where no one will find us.
Fun. Yes? This is true? So it is possible?
Vania. Of course, Zabavushka, I know the magic words.
Fun. Let's. Where will we fly?
Vania. Let's figure it out. If the fire in the stove is lit, the smoke will show the way!!!
Fun. Let's run!
/Polkan enters/
Polkan. Stand! I said stop! Guards! Guards! Grab him.
Vania. Let's go out the window.
Fun. Are you scary? It's high up there! I'm afraid, Vanechka!
Vania. Don't be afraid. Let's jump!
Fun. No! Afraid!
Vania. Let's go through the pipe. She goes all the way down.
Polkan. Stand. The fun will be mine./enough of the Fun/
Fun. Run, Vanechka, run alone.
Vania. How can I live without you?
Fun. Run! /Vodyanoy and Malaya appear from the furnace/
Small. Polkan!
Polkan. What? Oh! Who are you?
Small. I?! I am Baba Yaga bone leg. Red beard. The head is not scratched. I'm goring, I'm goring, I'm goring. Wow!
Polkan. Forget me! Chur! Chur! Chur!
Water. Be silent. If you say another word, I’ll tear out your tongue.
Polkan. I'm silent. I'm silent.
Small. Run! Run to the ship! We are now!
/ The Tsar and the guards enter./
Tsar. Grab them! Guards! Grab them!
Water. /makes a pass/ Oops! Stop everyone! /The king and the guards freeze/
Tsar. S-h-v-a-t-i-t-t them! Hehehehe!
Water. Everyone is dancing and singing. Oops. / Everyone starts dancing. The merman disappears in the stove./
Tsar. /sings/ Me and Polkasha. No Fun.
Polkan. / sings / What should we do now? There will be no glory.
Tsar. There is no money, there will be no connections.
Polkan. Everything failed. In dirt from princes.
Z T M
Epilogue.
Malaya's voice. Is everyone on the ship? Then touch it!
Vanya's voice. Goodbye earth. Good luck./ the sound of a flying plane is heard/
Voice of Fun. Oh! Vanya, look how beautiful it is there. At the bottom!
Vodyanoy's voice. Out! There's my swamp! Wow, how interesting.
So in the fairy tale goodness won again
Even though evil was insidious and cunning.
Oh, if only it were always like this
What kind of life would it be then?
Tkachuk Valery Alexandrovich. 446031 Syzran st. Klenovaya 28. contact tel. 89033033340.
Email: [email protected]
Yana Filimonova
Scenario of the fairy tale “The Flying Ship” for the New Year for primary school age
BEGINNING OF THE CONCERT
The rooster is the symbol of the passing year
The dog is a symbol of the new year
The Dog and the Rooster come out to the music “I am a Star” by A. Pirozhkov (as if they were quarreling among themselves)
Dog: Calm down already, Petenka, I’m a star now! Your time of reign ends, and mine begins, I am now the mistress! Who wants a selfie with the Star? (approach the guests and take a selfie)
Rooster: Well, don’t rush, little dog, I still have a few more legitimate days. Let's not argue anymore, but rather congratulate everyone on the upcoming New Year!
Hello, Dear friends! I suggest you take a look around. No, not to look at what is behind, but to remember the year 2017.
I'll ask a question. And if your answer to this question is yes, then you get up and loudly shout: "It's me!".
Has anyone acquired housing?
Did you have a housewarming party in it?
Confess without hiding.
Who is this? (It's me)
From whom, tell me exactly,
Was there a son or a daughter?
Confess without hiding.
Who is this? (It's me)
Well, go lucky ones,
Does anyone have a cat at home?
Confess without hiding.
Who is this? (It's me)
Show yourself to me in person
Who studied "excellently"?
Confess without hiding.
Who is this? (It's me)
Who didn't care about sanctions?
Have you vacationed abroad?
Confess without hiding.
Who is this? (It's me)
And who doesn’t change their roots?
And on holiday in Russia?
Confess without hiding.
Who is this? (It's me)
Dog: Very, very soon the year of the Fire Rooster will end and the year of the Dog will come into force. We are very pleased to welcome you to our festive New Year's party and invite you to watch fairy tale"flying ship".
PLAY
Equipment and materials: Hero Costumes fairy tales, tool box, table, brooms (5 pcs., house with window ( decoration, flying ship(made of cardboard, disposable plates, crown. Microphone (karaoke)
Musical accompaniment:
Fun song
Ivan's song
Joint song (Fun, Ivan, Tsar, Polkan)
song of the Vodyanoy + dance of the Leech and the Frog
Dance b. Yozhek + ditties
Characters (17 people):
1. Fun-
2. Vanya the stove maker -
4. Polkan-
5. Guard (2 people)- (karatekas in kimanos)
6. Water-
7. grandmother Yozhki:
8. Frog-
9. Leech-
10. Storyteller:
Action 1
Music is playing
Storyteller:
In some kingdom, in some state,
Not high, not low, not far, not close,
Once upon a time there was a king, the sovereign of that side.
And the king had a daughter - Zabava,
The time has come to give her away in marriage.
Tsar: You will come out.
Fun: I won’t go out.
Tsar: You will come out.
Fun: I won’t go out.
Tsar: I'll come out said.
Fun: I won’t go out. I won’t marry Polkan and don’t ask.
Tsar: I’m asking for the last time, will you marry Polkan.
Fun: I WILL NOT GO OUT.
Tsar: Then you won’t get out of here! GUARDS.
(The guard stands at the door. The king angrily leaves).
The guards give a demonstration performance in karate. (Egor, Anton, Ali)
Act 2
(The song of Fun plays.)
Why, we are not happy princesses
We are forbidden by law to love
In royal families there is such an ancient order
According to calculations, you need to get married...
Etc: But I don’t want to, I don’t want to because of convenience
And I want it for love, for love
Freedom, freedom, give me freedom
I'll fly high like a bird!
We princesses have to live in captivity
Young years are wasted
We need to think about the throne all the time
Fulfilling the will of the father-king.
Etc: But I don’t want, I don’t want about the throne
And I want about love, I want about love
Free, free, I want to be free!
I'll fly high like a bird!
(Then Vanya the stove maker appears. And he looks closely at Zabava, listens. Zabava doesn’t see him.)
Vania: Eat well.
Fun (frightened): Oh, who are you?
Vania: Me? (Invites Fun to dance)
Sings a song:
I am a simple man and I will say without hiding,
That I have never seen such beauty in my life
And now I can’t bear to live a day without you!
You must have fallen in love with the Tsar's daughter!
Etc: Talk about love ah-ah
I'm not an expert
Excuse me
If something is wrong.
(In words “excuse me if something is wrong...”- points to his dirty clothes)
Vania: Let's get acquainted - Vanya. Chimney sweep He holds out his hand.
Fun: extends his hand. Nice to meet you. Fun. Princess.
Vania: Princess. Why were you crying so much now?
Fun: My father is forcing me to marry Polkan, but I don’t want to. Vanya, save me, eh?
Vania: Fine
Fun: How will you rescue me, Vanya (Goes to the window.) Look how high it is. But you don't have a helicopter.
Vania: (Vanya thinks, scratches his forehead and moves his eyes, like the ticking of a pendulum.)"Come on, I'll build flying ship? And we will fly far, far away from here.”
Fun: Well done, Vanya!
Vania: Well, am I going? Runs out the 2nd door.
Act 3
The King enters: Fun, that's what I wanted ask: Maybe you don’t want to get married at all?
Fun: From what? Want (flirting). I will only marry the one who builds Flying ship! (Leaves).
Tsar: Finally! Well done! Good girl!
(shouting) Polkan!
(Polkan enters imposingly): Well?
Tsar: Polkan, you can build Flying ship?
Polkan: Me? - I’ll buy it! What you won't do for a dream.
Storyteller: Each of them had their own dream.
Fun
Wooden floor bench and candle
Purring cat, hard-working husband
This is happiness! There is nothing sweeter...
Tsar: I'm on my own without any support
If only it would be profitable for Fun to get married!
Her house is full
This is happiness - my son-in-law Polkasha!
Palkan: I'm crowned next Fun
New lands, new glory
New money, new connections
This is happiness! To riches from rags!
Vania: Small house Russian stove
Wooden floor bench and candle
And there are a bunch of kids in the house
This is happiness! True, Fun!
Storyteller: And Ivan went to think about how to build him ship.
Act 4
(Merman appears): Why are you making noise?
Vanya, scared: Who are you?
(The merman begins to sing):
I'm a merman, I'm a merman
Would someone talk to me
And then my girlfriends
Leeches and frogs (wow, what disgusting)
Hey life, my tin!
Well, she's in the swamp!
I live like a toadstool
And I should fly, and I should fly,
And I want to fly!
Vania: How do I want to fly? (Vanya dreams)
Water: Okay, I’ll help you, Vanya. Hold the tools in your hands, build a flying ship.
Water: Hey, my girlfriends, give me the magic instrument!
Frog pulls "very heavy" toolbox. Vanya takes him behind the curtain with difficulty. Construction music sounds.
Storyteller:
Swing one, two and three!
But Ivan didn’t notice
How the ship is ready!
(Vanya opens the curtain, and there flying ship. Both are surprised by the beauty.)
Vania: Beauty, no words needed!
Water: That's right, now we need the cherished words. Without them, you won't rise.
Vania: And who knows them?
Water: My sisters, they know. They fly, they know.
(The merman has left. Vanya goes to Grandma Yozhka)
Storyteller:
Ivan ran through the forest,
To those beautiful oak trees.
Yagusenki danced there,
They sang songs together.
Action 5
5 Grandmas Yozhek run out
Vania: Hello, grannies! Vodyanoy sent me to you.
Grandmas Yozhki: We know, we know why we came.
First, dance with us, we'll have fun!
And if we like your dance,
We will give you our treasured word!
(They sing ditties. Vanya dances.)
1. Stretch, fur accordion, hey, play and play
Sing ditties, Grandma Yozhka
Sing, don't talk!
2. I was tipsy and flying on a broom
Oh, I don’t believe in these superstitions myself!
3. I walked along the forest side and the devil followed me
I thought man, what the hell is this!
4. I turned home again and the devil was following me
She spat on his baldness and sent him to the devil!
5. Stretch, fur accordion, hey, play and play
Sing ditties, Grandma Yozhka
Sing, don't talk!
Grandmas Yozhki:
Well, well done, Ivanushka!
You danced so beautifully
It’s a wonder for all of us grandmothers.
Here's the magic word (whispers).
Only you will say it,
Is yours the ship will soar up,
Just, boy, hold on!
Ivan: Thank you, Grandma Yagushi. Farewell!
B. Yozhki: On brooms!
(They take their brooms. And everyone says.)
B. Yozhki: EARTH FAREWELL! GOOD LUCK!
Vania: Goodbye Earth! Good luck!
Action 6
(It turns out Polkan saw ship. Vanya approaches him).
Vania: Wait, Where, my this is ship.
Polkan: How can you prove it?
Vania: I know the cherished words. You can't fly without them.
Polkan: What other words?
Vania: The earth is simpler... The guards grab him and take him behind the curtain.
Polkan: laughs. Goodbye, fool.
The Tsar comes out.
Polkan: I built it flying ship. Now the fun is mine.
Tsar: A my ship. And what say something, necessary.
Polkan: Say goodbye to Earth.
The king goes behind the curtain and speaks.
Tsar: Earth, goodbye.
(Polkan is silent.)
Tsar: Polkan, Polkan. Take me down.
Polkan: I’ll give you a ladder, and you’ll give me a crown.
Tsar: What are you talking about?
Polkan: As you want…
Tsar: I agree, I agree.
(He passes the crown through the curtain to Polkan. Polkan puts it on.)
Polkan: Fun, I'm a king now. A bargain is a bargain.
(Amusement sighs sadly. While Polkan adjusts the crown. Vanya appears)
Action 7
Vania: Fun.
He approaches Zabava and hugs her. Fun tells him sadly.
Fun: You're late, Vanya, Polkan built a flying ship.
Vania: Yes, not Polkan, but me, me.
Fun: What a great fellow you are, Vanya! And Polkan is a deceiver! Dad!
The sad Tsar appears.
Fun: Dad, Vanya built the ship. But Polkan stole it and deceived you.
Tsar: Oh, he's worthless! Polkan, come here! (beckons with a finger)
Polkan enters. The king takes away crown: Get out of sight! Here's a trip to Crimea - go and heal your nerves!
Polkan: Ah well! You can’t do that with Polkan! You will still recognize Polkan! (wakes finger and leaves)
Vania: Good luck!
(Music sounds)
