The corporate event on March 8 traditionally includes a banquet with toasts, competitions and fun performances. There may be a guest presenter at the celebration, but it is not difficult to organize the celebration on your own.
We have selected several scenarios for a corporate party on March 8 to make the evening fun and memorable.
The corporate event begins with congratulations at the festive table.
Toast
“We all know that the most fickle and changeable thing on Earth is not the weather, but the mood of women. I wish you that your mood changes from elated to good, from good to joyful, from joyful to cheerful, and from cheerful to happy. And no more other changes! Happy March 8!”
After the banquet, it is proposed to act out a fairy tale. Participants receive cards with phrases.
Fairy tale
The text of the fairy tale is read impromptu by the presenter, the rest play out what they heard and pronounce their phrase every time their character is mentioned in the text.
Characters and lines:
- Mirror: “We’ve seen better!”
- Mary: “I want to get married!”
- Joe: “They won’t catch us!”
- Horse: “Give me something to drink!”
- Murka the cat: “I’m on my own!”
- Dog Barbos: “Well, woof, so what!”
Morning. A lonely housewife, Mary, sits in a small cozy saloon and constantly looks at the Mirror out of boredom. The cat Murka gently rubs against her legs, then sits on Mary’s lap and also looks into the Mirror. At the entrance to the saloon, the Dog is basking in the sun.
And somewhere on the prairie the elusive Cowboy Joe is galloping on his faithful Horse. And suddenly Joe abruptly stops his faithful Horse, because he remembers that today is a men's holiday, and it would be nice to stop by the beautiful Mary for a couple of glasses. The Cowboy turns his Horse sharply and gallops towards Mary. Mary continues to look in the Mirror and sigh.
Joe drives up, gets off the Horse, gives him a drink, and then Dog Barbos notices him, Joe scratches him behind the ear, the Dog pretends to be happy. Joe approaches Mary, looks in the Mirror, strokes Murka the Cat and hints to Mary that it would be nice to have a glass. Then the Horse kicked his hoof and neighed, apparently he also wanted a drink, which made the Dog slightly wiggle his ears, and the Cat wagged its tail. And Mary looked into the Mirror again, sighed, stroked the Cat, threatened the Dog, waved her hand to the Horse and, finally, poured Joe.
Joe drank, flushed, looked in the Mirror, then at Mary, who was nervously stroking the Cat, looking back at the Dog and the Horse. Then she began to preen herself in front of the Mirror, Joe drank more, then another and ... disagreed with the Mirror about Mary. And Joe decided, a holiday is a holiday, and it’s better to spend it in fun company Mary, faithful Horse, Cat and Dog, than to gallop like a fool across the prairies.
Carrying out March 8 in a women's group
When planning the scenario for March 8 in a women's group, you will need to build a program that would include fun competitions, which will make the celebration interesting. In this case, no one will be bored.
For the event, you can choose a cafe suitable for the number of participants. The holiday is hosted by the host. The peculiarity of the celebration in a women's group is that only ladies are present, which should be taken into account when planning the festive program.
Presenter: Dear women, I invite you to celebrate our holiday! Today we will hold a bachelorette party dedicated to the holiday of spring and beauty. At the very beginning, the floor is given to the head of our company.
Presenter: It is very important for us women to always be beautiful. Let's check which of us is the best at doing makeup.
For the next competition, it is necessary to prepare posters on which a woman’s face will be drawn. You also need to prepare cosmetics - mascara, blush, lipstick, and so on. The task is to put makeup on your face. The competition is held to cheerful music. The winner is determined by the volume of applause. She is awarded a prize - a set of cosmetics.
Presenter: There are many friends in our team. To prove your friendship, you must sing a song about your faithful female friendship.
After this, the scenario on March 8 in the women's group involves singing a song about female friendship. To do this, you need to prepare a musical composition in advance. The song is performed by all employees.
Presenter: Despite the fact that our team is female, on this day we cannot remember about men. For this we offer a fun competition.
After this, the scenario for March 8 in the women's group includes a competition in the holiday program, for which one of the women is invited. The task is to show one of the male professions. This must be done without words, that is, only with gestures. The presenter says the name of the profession to the participant who will show the words. The woman who guesses the word will show next.
As an example of the professions that will be shown, we can offer such options as mechanic, driver, tractor driver, plumber and many other options.
Presenter: Now let's remember about activities that are purely female. An excellent option for this is an interesting game.
Then the game is played. One of the women names a word, for example, “Washing,” then the person sitting next to her must name another female activity. In this case, the condition is to name a word that must begin with the letter with which the previous one ended, that is, in in this case this is the letter "A". You can name funny options.
Presenter: I propose to drink to such a festive day and congratulate the ladies on their holiday.
Presenter: What's a holiday without dancing? Everyone is invited to the dance floor.
Fun and danceable music sounds and all the guests go dancing.
Presenter: Each of us wishes to be in childhood again, at least for a moment. Today we will have such an opportunity - this is a competition that will provide an opportunity to again experience the sweet taste of childhood.
In order to hold the next competition, it is necessary to prepare children's kits in the form of construction sets.
The task is to assemble the construction set within the allotted time while the music is playing. The one who completes the task becomes the winner.
Presenter: Now it’s time to test your culinary and tasting abilities, which is so important for every woman.
Several women are participating in this competition. It is necessary to prepare dishes that should not be on the festive table earlier. Participants are blindfolded. Their task is to guess which ingredients are included in the dish that will be tasted. The one who gives the most accurate answer will be the winner.
The celebration is concluded with a sweet table. For this, it would be good to prepare a birthday cake that can be decorated accordingly.
Scenario with competitions
The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts and congratulations to women. It is advisable that the congratulations are not too drawn out and formal. It is better to perform it in poetic or song form. Be sure to mention each woman in your congratulations, give her a compliment and say a few special words. Also, this holiday cannot be done without presenting flowers.
Banquet
Depending on the number of participants and the premises in which the celebration is taking place, the nature of the banquet may change. Guests can be seated at one large table or small tables. Participants can take their seats immediately upon arrival at the holiday or after official congratulations.
After congratulations and presentation of gifts, all participants sit down at the table. It is advisable that on this day the participants are spared both the preparation of food and the cleaning of the table after the end of the banquet.
Competition test “Real women”
As a festive entertainment, you can offer a competition for real women. The competition will be funnier and more interesting if several men dressed up as women take part in it. In this case, the outfit can be quite conventional (a hat, an apron or a paper fan covering the beard), the main thing is that the participants in this performance try to copy female behavior.
After the appearance of men (2-3 people are enough) claiming that they are women, several participants are selected and various competitions are held between them. Despite the hackneyed plot of dressing a man as a woman, this idea will be popular with the public.
Who is bigger
The presenter asks any feminine topic (for example, “flowers”, “cosmetic companies”, “clothing items”, “jewelry”). The participants’ task is to name words related to this topic in random order. The participant who names the last word, gets a bonus point.
Non-standard situations
The presenter offers each participant a difficult situation from which she must find an original way out. Participants who give the most interesting answers receive a prize point.
Example situations:
You spent a long time preparing for the party, bought a specially elegant dress to impress everyone. However, when you arrived, the lady of the house’s outfit turned out to be exactly like yours. What to do?
You are waiting for your husband's parents to arrive. To make an impression, you decide to cook something special. However, nothing works out for you - you over-salt the soup, the roast burns, and the pie looks like a sole. You don’t have time to fix anything because guests are already ringing the doorbell. What to do?
Before an important date, you went to the hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, your hair was dyed in green color. There is one hour left until goodbye. What to do?
You came to a business buffet in a knitted dress. You are talking with a very important partner and suddenly you notice that one of the guests has caught a jacket button on a thread of your dress and the further he moves away, the more your dress is unraveling. The important conversation is not over yet. What to do?
The participant with the most points receives a prize. In this case, it is advisable to expose the men in disguise and force them to perform a penalty task (sing a song, dance, etc.).
Competition of unusual sculptures
This competition is offered to men. From balloons of various sizes and shapes, they must use tape to sculpt a female figure. It is advisable that for this competition the men are divided into teams of 2-3 people.
Women can also be asked to make a sculpture of a man.
Some of the balloons may already be inflated; in addition, you need to stock up on a sufficient number of uninflated balloons and threads. Interesting to use Balloons various sizes and forms.
It doesn’t matter what size the team is, whether there are men in it or it consists only of the fair half of humanity - they will help to organize a cheerful corporate event on March 8 good mood and involving all employees in the holiday.
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Every year, on the eve of everyone’s favorite holiday, March 8, the same question arises: how to congratulate women in such an unusual, humorous, cheerful way that everyone would like it, and at the same time, without wasting much time on preparing festive events.
And so that the program does not drag on: they congratulate, give gifts, and - we ask you to come to the table... And then, after a good snack - competitions, fun, laughter!
What to think of? What to surprise?
Don't rack your brains! We thought of everything for you: we offer 9 cool skits for corporate parties on March 8th! Suitable for mini-performances at workplace, and for a holiday organized on a grand scale.
All that remains is to choose good gifts, a few competitions for the feast (or buffet), and that’s all - International Women’s Day can be considered a success!
Scene No. 1
"Gift Lottery"
The performance involves 7 men, but the number of participants can be reduced.
Five men come out with a rose in their teeth and perform a short free dance to S. Mikhailov’s song “Everything for you.”
Then the women are presented with flowers and tokens with a serial number according to the number of women.Man 1: Dear women, gifts are waiting for everyone today! But we have 5 super prizes, and we are ready to give them to those who are lucky today!
Man 2: It’s simple, my lucky hand will look for one number here, and whoever comes up will take the super prize!
He spins the drum and pulls out one number.
Man 1: Hooray! Please come out to us! We are announcing a super prize, here it is!
A man enters the hall to the music; a large poster is attached to his chest, on which is written “I’m not working today! He does everything for me!”
Amid applause and laughter, the woman whose number was drawn by the presenter is given a poster.Man 2 pulls out the next number. A man comes out to the music, also with a poster that says “Ready to discuss this!”
Man 1 (giving poster to winning woman): Oh yes, he is ready to discuss anything with you! Right down to discounts on tights in the store and a new manicure for the secretary!
Man 1: We invite our incomparable, courageous and wonderful chef (name) to get the next number! He has a lucky hand!
As soon as the number is drawn, a man comes out, wearing a poster with the inscription “5 compliments from the boss!” The manager compliments the woman whose number was drawn from the drum.
Man 2: I'm getting the next number! Hurray, (name of winning woman)! Come out please! He will perform his famous song “Oops!” for you. world-famous star Britney Spears, whom we invited especially for this performance!
Three men come out, one of them plays Britney (brightly painted lips, a short fluffy skirt over trousers), the rest are dressed as backup dancers (for example, in tights). The group performs the song “Oops!” to the soundtrack, the funnier the better, for example, standing motionless, folding their hands on their stomachs, looking at one point on the ceiling, and only opening their mouths wide.
Man 1: And, the last number in our holiday lottery!
The man diligently spins the drum, then, as if accidentally, pours all the numbers onto the floor, at this time all the other men take out firecrackers, explode them and shout: “This prize is for all of you!” Our declaration of love! We simply adore you!”
To the music of the song that opened the holiday (S. Mikhailov “Everything for you”), pre-prepared gifts are presented to the women, and everyone is invited to the table.
Scene No. 2
"Serious challenge"
Leading: Dear ladies! Let us join you for a while, feel what it’s like to be a woman?! Our bravest volunteers, to amuse you, agreed today to become women in order to get into the most terrible female situations! Help them cope with this, dear ladies!
A dressed-up Man 1 comes out with shoes on his feet. He stumbles as if he breaks his heel. He freezes, raising his hands to his face in theatrical horror.
Leading: So, option 1: I'll go barefoot! What do you say?
The women shout: “No!”, Man 1 also shakes his head negatively.
Leading: Option 2: I’ll call my relatives and friends, let them bring me other Louboutins! Will it work?
Women shout “No!” (or “Yes!”), but Man 1 shakes his head anyway.
Leading: Should I go up to that cute stranger over there and ask for a ride?
Man 1 happily nods his head, runs up to any of the men, shakes a shoe in front of his nose, and, making eyes, says: “Save the lady, please!”
Leading: Ewww...We successfully completed one task, let's move on!
To the music, Man 2, dressed as a lady, comes out into the hall, and a normally dressed man walks towards him.
Man 2: Darling, give me 5 thousand!
Man: Where are you going with all the money?! I just gave it to you yesterday!
Man 2 sadly dulls his eyes, The man looks at him menacingly.
Leading: We are looking for options for the correct answer: “Okay, don’t give it up! But know that I spent all the money on charity!” - will it go?
The women shout “No!”, Man 2 also shakes his head.
Leading: And like this: “Don’t you want your wife to look beautiful?! Marigolds, hair, eyebrows, eyelashes - all this beauty, do you know how much money it costs?!!
The women shout out their answer and Man 2 shakes his head.
Leading: The option is: “You! Me! Not! Love you!”
Regardless of the women’s promptings, Man 2 agrees with this option, vigorously shaking his head and moaning “He doesn’t like it!” He doesn’t love me!” To which the Man, in fright, shouts: “Of course I love you!” Adore! Sorry! I agree to everything!” The men of the team join them to the music to congratulate the women
Man 1:
It is not possible for us to understand how you
So tender
Do you know how to be strong?
A hundred times stronger than us!Man 2:
On a wonderful spring day, we
Ready to give you gifts
Flowers, compliments,
And do everything for you!Man:
Please please,
May you never be sad
And also an insult, and an extra-kilogram-gainer
Won't meet you!Leading:
You are dear, beloved,
You are the most beautiful
So allow us today
Congratulations!To the music, men present gifts, after which women are invited to the table.
Mini-scene No. 3
Oh! What will we give?!
The participants in the scene are sitting at tables or simply standing in a group, expressing complete perplexity.
Man 1 (runs frantically back and forth, screams): Colleagues! Colleagues! Well, what are we going to decide? Give us suggestions for gifts!! What will we give to our ladies?!
All: Candies!
Man 1: Trite!
All: Postcard!
Man 1: Actually it sucks!
All: Diaries!
Man 1: It already happened!
All: Shaving foam!
They look questioningly at the speaker and talk among themselves: “No, so what! They need it too!”
Man 1: I won’t even comment!
All: Shower gels!
Man 1: It happened too!
Solemn music sounds (you can march), a person enters the hall dressed in white clothes a man with wings behind his back.
Male angel: I am a beautiful angel who flew to you from heaven, because I see that without me things are going hard here! But your prayers have been heard, and here are gifts for your lovely women!
The angel places a basket in front of the men - it contains bouquets of flowers and gifts. The men shout “Hurray!”, break into a dance in joy, then give the ladies flowers and gifts and invite them to the table.
Scene No. 4
Beauty and intelligence
Suitable for a team of 15 to 30 people.
Women are asked for a moment of attention and invited to the “Beauty and Intelligence” program.The presenter introduces the “heroines of the holiday”: 2-3 men dressed as women, and the outfit can be quite conventional: a hat, an apron, a paper fan, large beads - the more ridiculous, the better.
1. Ivanova Daria Mikhailovna- honored (profession of choice).
2. Petrushkina Agrafena Muratovna- People's Artist of Cinema Lovers.
3. Listopadova Mirabella Izmailovna- Honored consultant on any issues.The presenter tells that today, in honor of the March 8th holiday, these women will participate in the “Beauty and Brains” competition, and the one who becomes the winner may receive an early pension.
Competition program:
1. Leading offers assignments on the topic "Who knows more".
For example, the topic is “flowers”, “cosmetic companies”, “jewelry”.
Participants' task: name words in random order related to this topic.
The participant who says the last word gets one point.2. Leading offers tasks for verification ability to think logically. Names several objects. “Women” must name the item that is superfluous on this list and explain why. The more serious the questions and the more ridiculous, inappropriate answers, the funnier it will be to watch.
Examples of tasks:
Hair coloring with basma, Vella dye, henna. (The extra one is Vella paint).
Vanilla crackers, breadcrumbs, raisin crackers (extra breadcrumbs).
Viscose, cotton, polyester (polyester is unnecessary).
Eau de Toilette, lotion, perfume (extra lotion).
Basting, machine stitching, overlock (basting is extra).
In order for the competition to maintain a completely “beyond logic” style, the presenter awards victory and one point to the participant who, in his opinion, is “the prettiest of all.”3. Competition task on the topic “Cosmetics bag”.
Leading“scatters” cosmetics items (nail polish, eye shadow, mascara, lipstick, bright lipstick, lip pencil, eye pencil, eye cream contour, nail polish remover, eyelash brush, cosmetic milk, foundation, powder compact, facial tonic).
The presenter gives each participant a task, according to which she must choose the correct item “from the cosmetic bag”. Time is limited.
Suggested tasks:
wash off your makeup,
tint lips for business meeting,
hide your freckles,
paint your nails,
paint your eyes,
wash off nail polish,
line your eyes, etc.
The presenter vividly comments on his actions and the actions of the participants.
For the correct answer, the participant receives a point.4. The presenter offers non-standard situations to the participants. We need to find an original way out of them.
For example:
Let's say that you meet an extraordinary man. It seems to you that he is “head over heels” in love with you and is about to propose marriage. You come to your friend to tell her your joy. But then you see a photo of your lover on her desk. Your actions?
Before an important date for you, you visited the hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, your hair was dyed green. What will you do?
You came to a business buffet meeting in a knitted dress. You are communicating with your partner and suddenly notice that one of the visitors has caught his jacket button on a thread of your dress. Moving further and further away from you, he unravels your dress. What will you do in such a situation?
The winner in the opinion of the presenter receives one point.Based on the results, having counted the points, the presenter announces the winner of the competition. And gives the prize: the right to turn into a man again and congratulate the real heroes of the occasion on March 8th!
“Woman” transforms into a man, congratulates in beautiful words a female team, the losing participants remain women and are used “at errands” - they hand out gifts.
The presenter invites everyone to festive table .
Scene No. 5
Vernissage
Suitable for a team of 10-15 people.
1. Men should ask the employees in advance for their childhood photographs. Each one should be framed and hung as an exhibition.
2. At the appointed time, the men gather the women and invite everyone to the opening day.
3. Slow music plays and those gathered must guess their colleagues in childhood photos.
4. After guessing, the photo is given to the women. There are numbers on the back of each photo.
5. They hold a cool holiday lottery.Examples of raffle prizes:
Room for personal archive (photo album).
Without her photo, the desktop is empty. (Frame).
Disposable cosmetics (set of napkins).
A necessary part for a mink coat (hanger).
A tool for keeping your figure in the right tone (spoon).
Love potion (spices).
A universal gel from the past (laundry soap).
A washcloth for my husband (brush).
Incense (insect repellent).
3D gloves (rubber gloves).It will be necessary to draw all the numbers so that each woman receives her own gift.
At the end, the men give flowers and invite everyone to the table to celebrate the holiday.
Short scene No. 6
flying ship
1. Women are invited into the room for congratulations to the melody from the cartoon “The Flying Ship.”
2. If this is not possible, then men change clothes in a secluded place and appear at the workplace already in the required form of cheerful Grandmas Yozhek: sundresses, scarves, brooms (brooms). In hands are toy accordions.
3. A congratulation song is performed to the soundtrack of the song Babok Yozhiek from the cartoon “The Flying Ship.”
Text
* * *
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play and play!
Congratulations to the women,
And don't talk!* * *
I walked along the forest side,
The holiday followed me!
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!* * *
I tell him: Pour it!
You are a holiday, not a villain,
Even though I don’t believe it myself,
I'm into these superstitions!* * *
Stretch the fur accordion,
Eh, play hard!
Our women are beautiful
Dazh, don’t persuade me!* * *
We have known them for many years
This is the secret of beauty!
Everyone will always be twenty -
Even at eighty years old!* * *
I was walking back home
The holiday is still following me!
What is the reason for this?
Is this the devil?!* * *
Stretch the fur accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
We congratulate all women!
Persuade me to sit at the table!Men accompany women to the festive table, make toasts, congratulate them, and present gifts.
Congratulations sketch No. 7
Self-assembled tablecloth
Men prepare a large gift box in advance and decorate it colorfully.
When the women appear, each is given a flower.The men take turns talking:
1. Congratulations, congratulations!
2. Tomorrow came quickly.
3. We have gathered you today
4. To congratulate you on March 8th!
5. And our gift is in a box,
6. So that you can guess,
7. What took a long time to pick up
8. What we will give!
9. He is undoubtedly very cute!
10. We’ll even give you a hint:
11. He will definitely make you happy!
12. Because it’s... a fairy tale?
13. No, you didn’t guess!
14. This is home decoration!
15. And it will come in handy today!
16. Is this the right... bench?
17. We didn’t hit, well, it happens!
18. Where is your ingenuity?
19. To receive and respect guests
20. Would a miracle (pauses) rolling pin come in handy?
21.Missing, even very passing
23.You need it
24. Drink coffee, meet guests
25. Set the table beautifully
26.Treat your neighbor with tea
24. Super - we’re giving you a tablecloth!
25.All together (or one congratulating): after presenting gifts, we invite you to the festive table!They give gifts and invite you to the table.
The first toast to the festive mood, to the most the best housewives, for laid tables and for women's hands, which can even create a miracle!
Scene No. 8
Starfall
The men are talking to each other.
Man 1: Hello everyone, well, March 8 is just around the corner. Our women need to chip in for gifts.
Man 2: What’s the point of chipping in, let’s read them poems and sing different songs. Creative gifts are the most desirable and inexpensive!
Man 3: Come on, let's buy flowers. All women love flowers! We'll give you a flower and that's enough. They didn’t bother us with gifts. Foam and socks again!
Man 4: What kind of mercalistic guys are you guys? After all, we are so lucky with the girls. And they are beautiful and smart, and they bake pies, and they always treat you, they say a kind word, they lift your spirits. You look at any one and immediately want to sing.
Man 1: Yes, yes I agree with (name of Man 4). Our girls deserve to be given unusual gifts. But what to give as a gift?!
Man 4: Let's think! We need something beautiful and romantic!
Man 1: How about a movie ticket for each?
Man 3: Why should everyone, let’s take them to an evening session. Very romantic!
Man 2: Yeah, what will the wives say? I can’t even imagine how I’ll get home after watching it together in the evening!
Man 1: Yes, and husbands won’t be too happy. They'll also hit you in the head!
Man 4: It is necessary that the evening be connected, and that everyone be delighted!
Man 1(thoughtfully): I'll give you a star!
Man 2: Exactly! Stars must be given! And cheap and beautiful and romantic!
Man 4(dreamy): Each of our girls is a star! Or maybe even a constellation! Let's give them a night shower of stars! Each girl is comparable to a constellation!
Man 1: It's decided! Speak!
Man 4(clears throat): Our dear girls! For us, you are like celestial stars united in constellations! On the eve of International Women's Day on March 8, allow us to identify you with the beautiful celestial bodies and present each of us with our modest gift, forming a shower of stars!
They name the girls' names and the constellation that matches their name.
Example:
Irina - Polar Star (praise and compliments);
Anna - Andromeda (praises, compliments);
Mary - Ursa Major,
Ella - Chapel,
Bella - Betelgeuse and so on.After the entire list has been announced and gifts have been presented, women are invited to the table.
Game mini-scene No. 9
Long live women!
Suitable for a team of 15-20 people.
1. Men prepare balloons of different shapes in advance.
2. Women are invited to the room where the congratulations will take place (or they do this at their workplaces).
3. The presenter announces that men are capable of anything for their female colleagues! And as proof, exact copies of the employees will be made immediately, immediately!
4. Now the men will have to create female figures from balloons using tape within a strictly defined time. The funnier and more absurd the “creations” turn out to be, the better.
5. Women count out loud in chorus and help with advice. Or the music turns on for the right time.
6. As soon as the time is up, the men take turns demonstrating their “masterpieces,” telling the best about the woman whose “copy” is presented, and presenting a gift.
The host invites everyone to the table (or a small buffet). Where games and giveaways can continue.
In conclusion, I would like to note that when preparing for the holiday, especially in small groups, attention should be paid to each woman, using humor, ingenuity, but in no case offending or insulting!
Try to joke and say congratulations with ease. Use skits, a pre-prepared program of table and outdoor games. Let small souvenirs be present in your congratulations.
The funnier the scenes, the greater the impression you will make on the female half of the team.
No supermarket has such huge queues as on March 8th. There is no such excitement even on New Year. They prepare in advance for the women's holiday, not only gifts, they prepare entire scenarios for celebrating this day. In our article, we propose to consider several types of scenarios, songs, jokes, skits that can be used to brighten up a corporate event for a female workforce.
Today we are pleased to welcome the friendly team of (name of organization). We are glad to introduce ourselves to you Presenter 1 (name) And Presenter 2 (name). Let's applaud the beautiful half of humanity, our wonderful ladies and their guests. It is to you, dear women, that our evening will be dedicated.
Presenter 1:
Presenter 2:
Presenter 1: Do you feel how the aroma of this hall is filled with spring? It is our charming ladies who attract spring with their traditional holiday on March 8th. Have you noticed how the sun is shining today? But the smiles of our ladies are much brighter! Each of you is a chatterbox, a coquette, a fashionista, in a word – a woman. And all of you, together with the valiant knights, need to be controlled. (The poem is read out).
The director (chief) name does an excellent job of this. The director says the word.
Presenter 1: Dear friends, we have already introduced ourselves to you, let’s all say your names in unison. 3-4! (On command, the feast participants shout names). Presenter 2: You can't hear anything, shout louder! (Everyone shouts out names again.) Presenter 1: Now it’s clear that nothing is clear, names can’t be made out, but we see your radiant smiles and great mood. Dear women, despite your good mood, we will now reveal your secrets (the presenters read out the poems line by line):
Between phrases, laughter can be heard in the hall; one of the women found similarities with themselves. At the end of the list of secrets, the next presenter moves on to the next part of the congratulations and reads out the poem.
Presenter 2:
And we are sure that engineer ______ ( Technical Director or the next head on staff). While a senior colleague congratulates the fair half of the enterprise, a few more words for toasts can be provided at the discretion of the presenter and management. And the program continues with a series of competitions.
Competition 1. Pantomime
The presenter makes an explanation before the competition: because. All employees interact with each other, then let’s check how men and women interact with each other. We will need 6 people (3 women and 3 men). If the organization is small, you can take one pair. Couples stand opposite each other. A man, without saying a word, must explain to a woman what she should buy in the store.
The host tells each pair in turn what they need to buy. Women listen carefully to the presenter and watch their colleague opposite:
- A bottle of champagne;
- Condoms;
- Cigarettes;
- 10 eggs;
- Chicken breast fillet;
- Beef tongue;
- Bananas;
- Cellular telephone;
- Perfume;
- Mascara.
Competition 2. Salad
Presenter 2: We all know about the Olivier salad. What products is it made from? (The presenter gives the microphone to one of the female representatives, she names the ingredients). Now we will prepare this salad. 5 ladies and 5 gentlemen are invited to the stage. Stand in a circle like a train. Place your hands on the shoulders of the colleague in front of you.
The train moves to the music, and the presenter periodically voices commands: cucumber, peas, carrots, etc. On command, participants make the appropriate movement:
- Cucumber - move the right leg to the side;
- Polka dots - bend forward;
- Potatoes - a step back;
- Eggs - 2 jumps;
- Mayonnaise - rotate your hips.
It is advisable to rehearse this competition in order to remember all the “components” of the salad. For comedy, it is advisable for participants to wear funny skirts, hats, and vests.
Competition 3. Musical
To do this, you need appropriate music with a selection of cool distorted melodies. Several men are needed as participants. The presenter will conduct an imaginary casting for the Eurovision Song Contest. Each participant wears a clothespin on the nose, a gag, a bandage or any other attribute for the voice barrier. The contestant must “sing” his favorite song into the microphone. At this time, the DJ will record a melody and supposedly send it for audition. So, the DJ turns on the music, and the winner will be determined by the applause of the audience. At the end, the presenter reports the results and encourages the finalist to look for sponsors.
Video script for a corporate party on March 8 for adults
A fairy tale for March 8th for a group: script
Scene: The Tale of the Goldfish. The action takes place near the audience with the participation of guests of the event. The leader is pre-determined by the role:
- Sea;
- Seine;
- Fisherman;
- Fish;
- Young woman;
- Trough;
- Grass;
- Apartment.
The characters should say the following phrases as soon as they see the presenter’s command (for convenience, it is better to print out the phrases):
- Sea— mind you, don’t shake me!;
- Fisherman- I’m a man no matter what!;
- Seine- I’m the only one working here, lazybones!;
- Fish— I, like a fairy, am ready to fulfill 3 wishes!;
- Young woman- well, just a Goddess!;
- Trough— Indesit is generally resting!;
- Grass- one is grass, two is grass. This is the grass!
- Apartment- not just an ordinary apartment, but a mortgage!
Video fairy tale for March 8
Corporate event for teachers on March 8: scenario
Location: any school office/dining room;
Participants: school staff;
Presenters: school employees/toastmaster.
To hold a corporate event for teachers, several characters are needed: Agent 007, Carlson, Maxim Galkin, Conchita Wurst, Koschey. It is necessary to select costumes for the presented characters. Between congratulations from visiting “celebrities,” congratulations from colleagues are allowed.
The hall is ready, the tables are set, the guests are assembled. James Bond takes the stage:
Glasses are filled, the teaching staff greets their leader, and Agent 007 continues his congratulations:
Everyone present drinks the first toast. Additionally, the director of the institution speaks, after which Agent 007 continues:
The presenter distributes the details from a package or a specially prepared bag. Several ladies are selected. They are given pieces of paper with phrases; they cannot turn them over and read them yet. The phrases look like this:
- I'll drink this in one gulp along with the champagne;
- What do you mean why?! I'll wipe my nose with this!;
- I will eat this in small portions;
- I’ll wear this around my neck and go to the carnival;
- I'll pin my hair up with this and be a superstar;
- This is what I will put directly in each guest’s mouth;
- I'll send it into the sky and see where it lands;
- Everyone will know about this! I will show them how to protect themselves from gopniks;
- I will take this into detail and distribute it to my students;
- I’ll put this under my pillow and won’t show it to anyone;
- I'll cover it with whipped cream, sprinkle it with chocolate and eat it;
- This will be the most delicious dish at a Friday night bachelorette party;
- I will rub this cheek and purr languidly three times;
- Every time I see this I will bow;
- It's decided! Now I will have this instead of a spoon;
- Now I’ll brag about it to everyone, I’ll stick it on my forehead, you’ll be jealous!;
- I will sing a lullaby to this;
- With this I will jump and jump all day long;
- I'll tie this to my leg and use it to trample.
The presenter also has gifts in another bag. Each selected participant must pull out one gift. The papers have not yet been turned over. As soon as all the participants in the competition have acquired the details, they turn over the piece of paper, as soon as James Bond comes up, they name their gift and read from the piece of paper what it is for them. The list of gifts is something like this:
- Jameson Bond Poster;
- Dark chocolate bar;
- Wafer candy;
- Pendant for a chain;
- Hair clip/hair tie;
- Mars Bar;
- Candy on a stick;
- Belyashi;
- Shoe sponge;
- Toothbrush;
- Bottle of beer;
- Flashlight;
- Orange;
- Wet wipes;
- Children's toy;
- Candle;
- Maggi seasoning;
- Lip gloss;
- Cup;
- Single use coffee.
James Bond's mission accomplished, he says his final line:
Had a lot of fun
Beautiful flower garden, daring
Gifts, candles, whites,
It's time for me to go home!
Maxim Galkin comes out to the audience with the words:
At this moment, the new presenter distributes gifts - pre-prepared mimosa branches (tulips, roses, daisies or other flowers). The banquet continues:
The presenter prepared the game “Name the body part by letter.” There are cut letters in the vase; it is necessary that the letters “C” and “P” be printed more times. Everyone who pulled out the pieces of paper is given the floor, and there is general laughter. Galkin receives recognition, applause and says goodbye to the beautiful ladies. He is replaced by Koschey:
The teaching staff drinks champagne, and Koschey the Immortal continues:
The presenter appoints game participants (2 people). Topics are chosen arbitrarily: “Flowers”, “Car brands”, “Handbag brands”, “Name of perfume”, “Shades of red”, etc. The help of the audience is welcome, and the lady who gives the last thematic answer will be the winner and receive a symbolic gift. Conchita Wurst takes the stage next.
Conchita prepared a competition for all participants. An identical sheet of paper with phrases for the ditty is placed on each table. In three minutes, participants must come up with a ditty that is funny or simply rhymes. List of phrases:
- Danced;
- Lost;
- Moon;
- Beauty.
After the game, Conchita collects the details and leaves, saying goodbye: Thank you my dears for your talents, and I’m back at Eurovision, maybe I’ll be lucky with your ditties and together we will become famous throughout the world!
Dear Carlson appears:
The new presenter awards the ladies with medals, showers them with congratulations and presents them with diplomas. The subjects of the diplomas are different: for valor and bravery, for beauty, for tenderness, for resistance to stress, a strong-willed woman, the queen of the land of Knowledge, the conqueror of Olympus, the muse of the Russian language, the mistress of numbers, etc. The main thing is that not a single woman is left without attention. And at the end of his congratulations, Carlson invites women to dance with a brutal man in the prime of his life!
March 8 video for teachers
Funny ditties for March 8th for a corporate party
Cool mini scene on March 8th for a corporate party
Two black angels come out into the hall and begin frantically fiddling with their pockets, looking for gifts for women in the table and nearby cabinets.
First angel: - What will we give to our ladies?!
Second angel: - Cake!
First angel: - Corny!
Second angel: - Shampoo!
First angel: - Last time they gave it!
Second angel: - Musical card!
First angel: - It sucks!
Second angel: - Shaving foam...
First angel: Pause... (embarrassed) No, so what, they need it too... Let's move on!
Second angel: - I won’t even continue (offended).
Here a third, white angel comes into the hall with a basket of gifts prepared in advance for the women.
White Angel: I heard your dilemma, and decided to please our women on this wonderful holiday. At this moment, the angels hand out gifts and say congratulations.
Games for March 8th for corporate parties
- The game will be called “Guess me from the photo.” You need to get children's photographs of all the participants of the holiday in advance. The competition must be conducted by leading men. Photos are scanned and placed in the presentation. During the presentation, women selected to participate will guess their childhood counterparts. Next, a prize is awarded to the participant who guessed the faces from the photos to the maximum;
- Toast. The presenter calls several people from the audience. You need to say the most original toast in the chain of participants. Everyone must continue the thought of the previous toaster. The presenter will show the words on paper, and in turn the participants must use them in their phrases. List of phrases: harvester, sociability, drink, sex, fire, old age, postcard, bomb, hair, intrigue, log;
- Bank. The presenter calls two couples (2 men and 2 women) onto the stage. Women are given candy wrapper bills, they need to be laid out secret places partner. A colleague of the opposite sex will be a banker. Banks operate for a short period of time and need to be dealt with as quickly as possible. At the leader’s command, we begin to lay out the bills. The host stops the game and asks the girls to exchange partners. Now the banks have opened and all deposits need to be withdrawn from them, let's start!;
- Associations. The facilitator divides the participants into two teams. Each participant is given a card. You can't look into it without a command. The card contains a list of words that need to be explained without using cognates; it is allowed to use gestures, synonyms, and antonyms. Each participant is given 30 seconds. The opposing team records the number of words explained without giving their opponent any hints. At the leader’s command, the game begins, the first player’s card is turned over, and his team guesses the word. Once the word is solved, the next meaning needs to be explained. The team that solves the maximum number of words wins.
Jokes for March 8th for a corporate party
- Establishments. The presenter invites several participants onto the stage; the contestants must sit on chairs that have their backs to the audience. There are signs attached to the backs, for example, “Ward No. 6”, “Brothel”, “Drinking House”, “Detoxification Center”, “Nurse Group”, “Sauna”, etc. All participants sat down. The presenter asks questions: how often do you spend time here?, is this your favorite place to live?, when was the last time you were here?, do you work here? etc.
- Ball. Contestants sit on chairs lined up in a row. Without using your hands, you need to roll the ball from the first chair to the last. The one who drops the ball is out of the game;
- Dances of peoples. The presenter hands out the names of dances of the peoples of the world on pieces of paper. For example: tap dance, salsa, twist, lezginka, etc. Participants can look at the cards. As soon as they hear the right melody, they dance. The best dancer is the winner;
Remade songs (text) for March 8th corporate party
You can perform a skit with the participation of several characters to the remade song. For example, for the song “Belle,” you will need three groups of characters for three verses: the Wolf with Little Red Riding Hood, Cheburashka with the old woman Shapoklyak, the Mole and little Thumbelina.
- Cheburashka/Shapoklyak sing first;
- The next verse is for Little Red Riding Hood and the Gray Wolf;
- The last to sing are Mole and Thumbelina;
- Reworked to the tune of the song “There is only a moment...” from the film “Sannikov’s Land”;
- Rearrangement for the song “I’m already 18” gr. Hands up.
Funny competitions on March 8th for corporate events
- Cat in a poke. We need 2 bags and 2 teams (women's and men's). The first bag, in fact, belongs to the men's team; it contains pliers, electrical tape, a multimeter, suspenders and other items. The woman's bag will contain a hair dryer, curlers, seasonings, highlighter, hair mousse and more. Before the start of the competition, the presenter changes the bags and gives the men's bag to the women's team, and the women's bag to the men's half. Participants must name the items from the bag without hesitation, the winner gets the contents;
- Letter competition. The presenter shows sheets of letters. There will be 7 letters in total, the encrypted word is Woman. For each letter, participants must name a word. At the end, to the participants who have lost their vigilance, the presenter asks the most main question, which word is hidden behind the shown letters, the one who guesses wins a prize;
- Smile. Participants in this competition need to smile as widely as possible. During the test, the presenter measures the length of the smile and converts it into millimeters. The owner of the widest smile receives a commemorative medal “Miss Smile”;
- 12 chairs. 13 girls are called up for the competition. The chairs are arranged in a circle. Rhythmic music is playing. As soon as the melody stops, the chairs must be taken. The one who does not have time is eliminated from the game. At the same time, the chair is removed. The last player remaining is the winner;
- Balloons. 5-7 people are needed to participate. The presenter gives each person a ball. Whoever fools him first and bursts him will win. The same competition can be used in m+f pairs, inflated balloon you need to burst between two partners without the help of hands and teeth. The winner is the one who pops the balloon first.
Chants for March 8th for a corporate party
Serpentine of ideas March 8th corporate party:
March 8 requires special preparation. Especially when it comes to a large team. You need to know where to mark the international women's holiday, what kind of entertainment program to create and most importantly, what needs to be prepared.
where to hold a corporate party on March 8?
Most teams celebrate corporate events without leaving the walls of their establishment. Teachers, as a rule, hold it in the assembly hall, dining room, office for teachers' meetings, or some large office where the area can accommodate all the guests. Those groups that unanimously decided to allocate part of their budget often celebrate March 8 in cafes and restaurants. One of the suitable places for holding a teacher’s corporate event is a recreation center. This especially applies to southern regions countries where nature begins to come to life and delight the eyes of holiday guests.
miniatures corporate party March 8
Comic miniature “Congratulations to the Italians”
4 men take the stage. 2 bodyguards, one Italian and his translator.
Comic miniature “Song of Two Italians”
Two men remain on stage, the translator and the Italian from the previous scene, singing a song to the tune of “Uno Momento”.
Comic miniature remade song to the tune of “Song about Hares”
The men line up. The main prop on the head is bunny ears. Each man's hand is rewound, like in the movie "The Diamond Arm". There is a glass in my free hand. The person behind stands without a glass, but with a bottle. At the end of the congratulations, the last man fills the glasses and everyone drinks the toast they just sang.
corporate buffet menu March 8
Buffet appetizers are one of the main components of a banquet. This point should be approached with a great deal of responsibility. As you know, a satisfied people is a well-fed people. Several dishes and drinks will complement the table and make the banquet more festive. These include light snacks from meat products, fruits, seafood, various types of cheeses, miniature cakes, sweets. We offer a menu for a corporate buffet:
It sounds like “Oh, what a woman.”
These are exactly the thoughts that come to the bright minds of men when they look at the ladies who have gathered in this hall today!
We admire women because they bring beauty and new life, they are with us from childhood in the form of a mother and until old age in the form of companions, their eyes are full of tenderness and their souls are kind, poets sing about them, songs are written about them, their thoughtful gaze in paintings is mesmerizing. Queen woman!!! The whole world has been conquered by a WOMAN!!!
And the whole evening today from beginning to end will be dedicated to WOMEN!!!
Dear friends, we are pleased to welcome you to this hall, which today looks like a blooming meadow overflowing with wonderful flowers. It is you, our dear ladies, who filled this hall with the light of your beauty today!
Let me introduce myself……..
Here comes this amazing holiday again, when the sun shines brighter, and there are more smiles, and the drops are louder. On this day, men feel like knights and ardent poets.
Today there is a rush at flower shops, all the flora is being feverishly bought. Straining your memory, they remember what flowers you love, what perfume you prefer to use. After all, exactly a year has passed since the last holiday, when they, the so-called strong half, hurried to congratulate you and express their admiration for you! But! It’s no secret that the female team is quite complex, and managing all these chatterboxes, flirts, and charmers is not at all easy. However, there is a man in this room who copes with this role perfectly!
Your boss is simply super!
There is a masculine quality to him.
Okay, I found a reason
Tell him about this.
It's not easy being your boss,
He pulls a cart, of which there are not many.
Milk would be harmful to him,
But it's not harmful, thank God
Director __________________________.
TOAST 1.
I introduced myself to you, and I want to hear your names.
Let's all shout our names out loud now... Thank you! I didn’t hear a single name, but I saw your smiles and heard your laughter. Our mood is fine and that means we can safely continue.
Although men spend a lot of time at work next to women, they do not know all the secrets. I will take the liberty of telling you about women's secrets.
Women love fashionably dressed
Clean-shaven, skilled in housekeeping,
Affectionate, modest, talented, brave.
They love, especially tenderly, non-drinkers.
They love folk artists and just...
Basketball players of enormous height.
They love cheerful, resourceful, noisy people.
And sometimes... you won't believe it... smart!
I am sure that I am fully endowed with all these qualities.
Chief Engineer _______________________.
TOAST 2.
Eastern wisdom says:
“If you want to know the strength of steel, rub it against a touchstone;
if you want to know the horse's strength, load it;
if you want to know a man’s mind, listen to his speeches;
want to understand the heart of a woman -
you will never comprehend!
And we will be happy to listen to the speeches of the labor protection engineer ___________________________.
TOAST 3.
Dear men, even if you are not so numerous, your voices are clearly heard. So let's show our lovely ladies how much you want to congratulate them on their holiday.
Congratulations to dear women!
We wish you happiness and joy!
In life you - good luck, luck! -
Happy March 8th!
We wish you a holiday in your heart!
Jaguar in the garage!
And in bed - a leopard!
From right
holiday on March 8th!
At work - to be appreciated!
At home they carried it in their arms
Only trump cards!
Happy March 8th!
Good health!
So that through life comme il faut
So that you are always full of excitement!
Happy March 8th!
And summing up these wonderful wishes, another man will say congratulations to you __________________.
TOST 4
Men, of course, will not dare to doubt the presence of bright thoughts in the heads of women, but sometimes in these very heads there are lost thoughts.
Such as:
● If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
● So what if the wind is in your head?! But the thoughts are always fresh...
● I’ll live and I’ll see, I’ll live and I’ll find out, I’ll survive and I’ll kill
● I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying...that it's all your fault.
● What you don’t understand, you can understand in any way you like.
● I have unpretentious taste - the best is enough for me!
● If you want me to be an angel, organize heaven for me!
● If you don't like me, then you have no taste.
● I'm constantly haunted by smart thoughts... but I'm faster!
But we hope that today the thoughts in the heads of our lovely ladies will be confused by the compliments that ___________________________ will now say.
TOAST 5.
And on this March day
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!
And reach any heights
In all matters I wish you!
Let your eyes glow
Let your face shine with a smile!
And may fate give you
One day I'll meet a goldfish!
And since I wished you a meeting with a goldfish, I will hasten to fulfill this wish.
Fairy tale Goldfish
Characters:
Sea- Don't worry!
Seine-I work here alone.
Fisherman- The first guy in the village.
Fish– I will fulfill any three wishes!
Young woman- All women are like women, but I am a Goddess!
Trough- The Indian is resting.
Grass- And I dream about grass, grass near the house!
Apartment- Come in, don’t be afraid, come out, don’t cry.
(The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, the “actors” act out the action and each answer their own phrase)
There lived a fisherman near the very blue sea. The fisherman was full of energy, young and dreamed of catching a goldfish. So he threw the net into the sea. He sees that the sea is a little rough. A net came with one sea grass. Another time, a fisherman cast a net.
He sees the blue sea is restless.
Again a net came with only sea grass.
For the third time, the Fisherman cast the net. The blue sea was raging. A net came with one fish.
With a difficult fish, but a magical one.
The fish inhaled oxygen and turned into a girl.
A fisherman saw such beauty, fell in love and offered his hand and heart to the girl.
The girl agreed to marry the fisherman.
First of all, the young people made a trough for themselves.
The trough washed the fisherman and his wife. Then we bought an apartment. The couple's apartment warmed and pleased them with its comfort.
And the couple lived and lived well and made good money.
This is where the fairy tale ends, and whoever listened can take a smoke break.
SMOKE BREAK.
Since we haven’t been able to get to know each other better yet, and I really want to know more interesting things about you, I offer you a dating template. As soon as you hear your number, you should energetically raise your hand up, agreeing with what was said.
Today everyone will sing number_ 1___ the most.
Everyone will dance number _2_
Today, number 3 will shine and star the most.
Everyone will shout louder: From March 8, number 4
But everyone will shout more often and louder, “Pour more! " number 5
Today 6 and 7 will hold hands and dance and sing “we are penguins, but we are not cold, and we live in the north”
8…. All evening he will pester you at 9 with the words “why do you girls, you love beautiful ones.”
And 10 will exclaim all evening, “Where am I?”
Today is 11... I will be inviting my colleagues to relax in Haiti all evening.
And 12... will chase men with the words: Look into my eyes!
...After the party, 13 will leave on their own...
Singing: I'm drunk and drunk, I won't get home, 14 will leave in a car...
And 15... and 16... will hardly take away 17..., who will shout: All the women...
In an hour 18 he will say that she (he) is the coolest,
In 1.5 hours 19... will say that he is Mega Star,
And after 2 hours 20... won’t say anything.
Tomorrow, 21 invites you to improve your health...
And with the words “Does a cow give much milk?” -tomorrow he will wake up in someone else’s bed 22
For the prosperity of all guests all evening with the words: “And I wish you happiness,” drinks 23...
24 will allow 25 not to come to work tomorrow,
And 26 will come to work with a jar of pickle and treat everyone.
27 will dance on the table, and 28 will sit quietly... under the table and sing “a million, million, million scarlet roses”
29 will spend the whole evening looking at a bottle of vodka in fascination and saying “why am I so in love with you?”
Well, in conclusion of our acquaintance, I cannot help but say about the 30 and the following who will now stand up and say loudly:
Enough of this talk, people, we need to pour it, people!
And we’ll pour it, but we can’t drink without toast, word ___________________________.
TOST 6
CONDITIONED REFLEX TEST:
Before we continue our evening, I want to make sure that all the reflexes of your body are still in order, therefore:
I ask everyone to raise their right hand
Higher, higher! Fingers wider, like a fan!
Now, without lowering your right, raise your left! And do the same.
Well done! This is exactly how much you have the right to drink tonight for the health of our hero of the day
And now the hero of the day greets the guests with a simple hand gesture (waves)
Then - only with the little finger - the guests repeat, and now only with the thumb, and now with both the thumb and little finger...
Here it is, a SYMBOL OF REAL FUN, in Ukraine this gesture is called POUR-KA and it calls for filling glasses with the best drinks and giving the right to say a toast to ___________________________.
TOAST 7.
Drink, go for a walk, if only I have enough! (health)
I allow you to get drunk today, I still can’t get drunk. (talent)
We wither in comparison with female charm. (flowers)
We wish everyone that our dreams come true. (dreams)
I'll kill myself for luck. (dishes)
You're still drinking, but are you thinking about me? (liver)
If you get drunk, there’s no point in blaming me later. (mirror)
I congratulate you. I'll be on my way tomorrow morning. (hangover)
Don't drink without me! (toast)
___________________________.
TOST 8
In front of the children, please APPLAUSE
-only the beautiful half of humanity
- only the stronger sex
-those who love lard more than chocolate
-those who respect beer
– those who want to live beautifully
-those who have never been late for work
– those who are pleased to be in this room today. (flurry of applause)
During the break, while the children are changing clothes, there is applause.
Presenter– And so advice number 1
If your colleagues
They gave me a big bonus
And they completely forgot about you,
And they didn’t give any
Instead of paint
Pour into the printer
Strawberry jam
And about you in the institution
They will never forget.
Presenter– Tip #2
If in the evening the director
I erased all your games from your computer,
And in the morning you are out of grief,
Tearing hair from your head -
Then go and erase
All contracts, reports,
What would he do for another six months?
I didn't remember you at all
Presenter– Tip #3
If your friend is cute,
Invited you on a date
And the boss a little earlier,
Doesn't want to let you go -
You put your jacket on it,
Your most beautiful bra,
Let him prove it to his wife later
These things are not his!
Presenter– Tip #4
If everyone is in the office at once,
Sick of a terrible flu
And work immediately stopped,
And customers are calling!
You, with any piece of paper,
Come to them when they are sick,
Let them get sick too
There will be no one to call!
Presenter– Tip #5
If at work,
Everything is littered with paper
And find you what they ask for,
There is no hope whatsoever
Quickly dump everything on the floor,
Stomp your feet on top
And get out of this job
Where there is no one to clean the table.
Presenter– Tip #6
If your leadership
Clearly hints to you,
That the customer will be there soon,
And the order is still standing -
You with a serious expression,
Play solitaire all day long
And then tell him
That you worked for everyone.
Presenter– Tip #7
If your best employee is
He asks you to raise your salary,
And he threatens to quit,
If you don't agree!
Then give him some for lunch,
More pepper in tea and soup,
Because pepper is very
Reduces appetite.
Presenter– Tip #8
If New Year's celebration,
You were forbidden to carry out
And to the festive banquet,
The director said there is no money!
On the weekend we got together,
You will come to visit him,
Promise as a team
Check out the new year.
And then you very quickly,
They will get the required amount,
So as not to see
You at the festive table
Immediately after the children, the Sultan arrived and brought his most beautiful wife with the oriental dance “Sultan”.
Dear girls! Just look how excited your men are today! And believe me, I understand their excitement! Let's talk a little about the “strong half” of humanity. Today they want to impress you so much that even talking about work has faded into the background! Look, not a single man called mobile phone, and whoever had such an embarrassment, he, embarrassed and unnoticed by everyone, pressed the end button. All attention to you, dear ladies. But let's think about your recent investment in today's holiday. What did we recently celebrate? Right! Defender of the Fatherland Day! Or as they used to say in the good old days - Soviet Army Day. It just so happened that when more than three men gather, the conversation always turns to the army, service, and memories of military affairs. Dear men, raise your hand, for whom the word defender, the army, the military man, are not empty words!
So, my friends, I see who will share their memories with us. For which of you the sounds of a marching trumpet are not empty words! And let our lovely ladies not be jealous, but! A toast to men
Our dear women! Today we spent a truly magical evening with you. We men tried with all our might to show you how much we love you, how we care about you, how dear you are to us, our dear, charming, unique ones. We promise you that we will be just as gallant and attentive not only on the 8th day of the month, but always, every day, at home, in the office, especially on the roads! We swear that we will stop making jokes about blondes driving, we will always give way to you at unregulated intersections, give you compliments every day, and of course we will shift some of your daily worries onto our own, male shoulders!
Happy holiday to you, dear women!
We wish you happiness!
Our women are breadwinners
Bring it to me
-napkin
-Comb
Toothpick
tie (belt)
shoe
We spend a lot of time at work and need to know everything about each other. However, not everything is so simple, because everyone can hide their essence. It is precisely about the real essence that we are now learning. Those of you who received pieces of paper with assignments, I ask you to go to the middle of the hall so that everyone can hear everything clearly.
(leaflets 2 animals and characteristics)
Who is the most eloquent in the team? We invite you
Toast, says the participant, I hold up a piece of paper with the word, he must use it (refrigerator, RAM, carburetor, referee, felt boots, battery)
RELAY RACE
Hold a box of matches between your knees and throw them into a vase. (flying gait...),
rubber bands (wear from bottom to top)
from the start he throws the sheet forward. No. 2 - runs up to the place of the fall, picks up the sheet and throws the uncrumpled sheet forward with his hand.
Everyone knows that the most courageous women are Slavic women. I invite the most courageous to come out.
Now we will once again prove to men that courage is not an empty phrase. The administration of the cafe forbade setting the hut on fire, but I couldn’t find any horses. (they died from work). Therefore, we will show men the feat that every woman has definitely accomplished at least once. BIG WASH
For the big wash: erotically rotate the butt (Don't forget that men are looking at you) stamp our feet (what would be fun), we wink with an eye (as long as you can flirt)
Striptease with elastic bands. invite girls: What are the most erotic places for girls? We put elastic bands on them, a massive striptease.
I invite girls over and see who goes to work in the morning.
– What time does the working day start?
– what time does it end?
– what time does lunch start?
– what time does lunch end?
– who comes first
– who arrives on time
– who is late
I invite those who responded and watch them go to work in the morning
For pair dances: You work together, so you must understand each other perfectly, or better yet, without words at all. Men receive tasks and show their partner what she must do: The girl MUST ..... (and the pantomime begins)
go to the supermarket and buy:
– buy champagne
– buy beef tongue
– chicken breast
– beef liver
– and 10 pieces of eggs!!!
Let's prepare the most festive salad "Olivie"
Engine girl, boy, girl, boy... looking for the neighbor's waist (comment - I asked for my waist, not my neighbor’s pocket, I see some people patting my pockets) and holding the waist we move the neighbor to the level of an outstretched arm... When I speak
“SAUSAGE” we all lean forward,
“PEAS” - back,
“CUCUMBER” – in a circle (bends to the side)
"POTATOES" from a circle,
and when “MAIONNAISE” we all do a beautiful sexy rotation of our hips and let’s go...
Casting.
Are there real men in the room? They go out. These are the men who should represent our country at Eurovision. The casting will take place now. Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. Everyone knows that in addition to voice data, emotion and facial expressions are very important. We’ll decide on the voice, technology will help, but we’ll work on facial expressions. We put the elastic band under the nose, you need to remove it around the neck without hands. We choose the winner with applause. The Eurovision Organizing Committee will contact you, look for sponsors.
"Femen"
(Russian beauty Mashenka, Freken Bok, the most beloved and most modest sex bomb, Little Red Riding Hood)
Perform a dance with energetic grand batmans while simultaneously jumping onto half-toes (as it says in the encyclopedia.) Well, people know this dance as a simple can-can
Photo shoot, dance in costumes
"Funtik"
Guys, please tell me, what is the power? Here is one character in the film who said (recording “What is the power, brother”), what do you think? But I unequivocally affirm that strength lies in kindness, only it is more important and dearer than anything else, and I’m not the only one who thinks so (Funtik and Belladonna come out). Photo shoot, dance in costumes.
FAIRY TALE
Who came with what?
The game “The Man of My Dreams” - it has been scientifically proven that a woman at any age dreams of a handsome prince. I have a magic crown, with the help of which we find out who our queen dreams of.
1 real colonel - Pugacheva
America fight-Combination
Agent 007, - Brilliant
And I love the military - Combination
Such as Putin - Singing together, etc.
Let the winter glow not yet fade away,
But the air becomes unsteady.
With women's spring Happy holiday to you,
Happy first spring smile!
While they are seated, toast ___________________________.
Not a single holiday in honor of International Women's Day, no matter where it is held, is complete without congratulations from ladies, adults and even very little ones. Most often, schools and kindergartens organize concerts where children sing songs in honor of mothers and girls, dedicate poems to them, and show skits on March 8th. The themes of adult skits at corporate parties include relationships between men and women, funny performances about the working day of co-workers, domestic and family squabbles, and discussions of married life. Funny scenes for children, prepared for mothers and grandmothers, in primary school and kindergartens usually become converted to new way fairy tales. High school students love skits that are adaptations of famous literary works or dramatizations about the school preferences of their classmates. We have tried to collect for you examples of the newest and most relevant holiday productions on March 8th. Read, watch and choose your favorite scenes!
Funny skits on the 8th Day of March for schoolchildren - School skits for girls and mothers
When choosing skits for the March 8 holiday, teachers and parents who help children stage the performance always take into account the age of the children participating in the performance. For example, for high school Skits about students and their relationships with classmates are great. Dramas on the topic “Homework” turn out to be very funny, when schoolchildren portray lazy students who shirk their homework under the pretext of being overloaded with assignments from their mother. Such scenes usually consist of three parts. The first part shows how a careless student complains at school about how busy he is at home; they feel sorry for him, sympathizing with the guy. In the second part of the mini-production, this “busy” schoolboy, with tears in his eyes, complains to his mother about the huge number of homework and inability to help around the house. In the third, brief final part of the skit, the guys participating in it go on stage and read a poem or text ridiculing such would-be schoolchildren, wish the mothers obedient children and give the guests flowers.
Examples of funny skits for schoolchildren on March 8th
The scenes where high school students dress up as adult “gentlemen” and perform a dance dedicated to the “ladies” - classmates, their mothers and grandmothers who came to watch the festive concert at school are very funny and funny.
Musical skits on March 8 for schoolchildren with remade songs
Musical dramatizations performed by boys look very funny, singing popular songs, remade in a new way and accompanying their performance with various scenes from life.
Musical pantomime about March 8 - a skit for a school concert
With the help of pantomime (a performance shown only by movements, without words), you can show an excellent scene on March 8! Girls and boys, dressed up as the characters being portrayed, show a real performance with movements to the music, understandable and without words!
Short funny skits on March 8 - Small dramatizations for elementary school
In elementary school, teachers always help children stage a skit on March 8th. Schoolchildren in grades 1-4, as a rule, cannot yet choose a theme for a production. Children aged 6-8 years old enjoy learning poems about mothers, so skits for them need to be selected in such a way that as many children as possible can participate in them and read out short poems. It will be easy for first and second graders to remember the words of the sketch “Our mother is the best.” On March 8, the teacher supervises the children’s performance in front of their visiting mothers, prompting the children to read the texts if they forget them.
Simple examples of short funny skits on March 8 in elementary school
Children in elementary school, especially first-graders, are still embarrassed to perform in front of an audience - grandmothers and mothers who come to visit them to watch the concert. The teacher should always be ready to tell the child the forgotten words of his role or recall a line of poetry when the student stumbles.
Dance musical skits on March 8 in elementary school
In elementary school, you can choose skits without words. Dance musical numbers performed by little artists always cause a storm of applause. Parents and guests love dance scenes performed by boys on March 8th.
A funny scene for March 8th “How will we surprise the girls”
The cool skit “How can we surprise the girls” is performed by boys in grades 1-2. It is performed by several boys, each of whom discusses how to surprise the girls this year. Someone offers to give the girls flowers, and another objects: “Where did you see flowers in March?” Another makes a decision - not to tease his classmates, give them compliments, and play with the girls. The words of such a scene are easily remembered even by the youngest children - the rhymes of the text are simple and understandable to children.
Funny skits for the festive concert on March 8 - Funny performances for mothers in kindergarten
Every time International Women's Day approaches, kindergarten teachers, together with preschoolers, organize a festive concert for mothers and grandmothers. In addition to poems and songs, the concert always includes skits. Little children love to dress up as adults and make funny parodies of them. Costumes for scenes on March 8 can be old mother's or grandmother's clothes, an older sister's dress or an aunt's skirt. The teacher should help the children put on outfits for skits on International Women's Day from the kindergarten before the performance.
Examples of cool funny scenes for March 8th in kindergarten
The cool skit “Three Mothers,” the video of which you will find on this page, talks about home life three generations of busy mothers, worried about both very young daughters and adult children. Performed by kindergarten children, the sketch looks very cute and funny.
The “Old Grandmother” skit performed by small children dressed as grannies looks amazing - the children who parodied the movements and behavior of elderly women deserve fair applause! To perform this scene, it is best to choose boys and dress them in granny costumes. Old ladies, briskly moving around the stage and rocking out catchy dances, will appeal to everyone!
Comic skits for high school students on March 8 - Cool performances for International Women's Day
The funniest skits on March 8, performed by high school students, are performances with disguises. In such performances, teenage boys dress up as grandmothers, mothers, teachers and, accordingly, “try on” their behavior. The success of such mini-performances depends entirely on the acting skills of high school students and their resourcefulness. On the Internet today you can find texts and videos of skits dedicated to International Women’s Day in high school. In grades 9-11, students can find and choose a production or even write a short play themselves for March 8th. They practically do not need the help of teachers, however, before showing a skit for the holidays, teachers must approve the future short performance. Comic scenes for a women's holiday can include ditties, alternating songs, and funny dances.
Examples of funny skits for March 8 - Sketch for high school students “If I were a Sultan”
Dress-up scenes at school always go off with a bang. High school students dressed in women's clothing look especially cool. The skit on March 8 “If I were a Sultan” involves several boys playing both male and female roles. The script for the mani play is simple - the wife offers her husband to redo everything for him homework until she gets at least one day, March 8, to rest from household chores. Surprised by the “simplicity” of the task, unaware of the hardships of housework, the spouse begins to complete the “easy” task. Soon he literally collapses from fatigue, realizing that there are things in the house heavier than the TV remote control. Collapsed from fatigue on a chair, he remembers the popular song “If I were a Sultan” and is already drawing pictures of wives serving him with three pairs of hands... But then the dreamer remembers with horror the “three mothers-in-law” from the same song - their “care “He simply sees in reality. Waking up from a nightmare, the husband realizes with relief that it was all just a dream, thanks the Lord for one wife given to him and congratulates her with all his heart when the rested wife returns home.
Funny scenes for mothers on March 8 - Cool performances for corporate events on Women's Day
In any team gathered to celebrate March 8, there is always a creative person who makes a proposal not to turn International Women’s Day into an ordinary exchange of gifts, routine words of congratulations, presentation of postcards and bouquets of mimosas. Such a creative person invites the team (whether school students or company employees) to stage a funny skit for International Women’s Day and thus bring some life to the holiday. You can write a script for a mini-play for women, the best mothers in the world, yourself, find it in collections of sketches for the holidays, or find it on the Internet. We have prepared for you several videos demonstrating what scenes can be like for the March 8 holiday, how you can play with the most famous literary works, choreograph a dance, “show” poetry with movements, remake a song. If everyone approves of the idea of staging a skit for Women’s Day, then the team can vote on the best proposed version of the production for a corporate event or holiday at an educational institution.
The best examples of funny scenes for mothers on March 8 - Funny scene “How a woman sold her husband” for a corporate party
If you are staging a skit for a corporate party, invite the most talented artists of your team to participate in the production. Perhaps, when discussing the production, there will immediately be people who want to take part in the skit. Funny scene“How a Woman Sold Her Husband” is based on a famous poem, but its words change. The plot of the scene is known - first, a woman who comes to the market to sell her husband “extorts” the price for him. Gradually she reasons that “the man is not the same” and reduces the price of the goods. A passerby who comes up to help the seller skillfully praises the “product.” In the end, the lady decides not to part with such a treasure - after all, there is a buyer for it!
Funny scene for March 8th “How a man sold a woman”
The production for March 8, “How a Man Sold a Woman,” is even funnier. The script of this poetic mini-play is very similar to the previous scene, only it tells the story of a man who decided to sell his “jealous, grumpy, overly smart” wife. Of course, there is a kind woman here too, who decided to help the man sell his “unlucky woman.” The outcome of the story is known - as soon as a buyer is found for a woman, the wife becomes not so grumpy, “needed by herself.”
Characters:
Presenter Man Buyer
Trader Armenian Spouse
Presenter:
A man was selling his wife at the market,
Nobody gave a penny for her,
Even though she looked very nice,
But the wife had a bad character:
Jealous, grumpy, overly smart,
And she knew everything about everything herself,
She didn’t let her friends in and hid vodka,
Almost... and threw a frying pan at him...
She sawed without stopping night and day,
She approached money with calculation, with intelligence,
I found his stash at the moment,
It’s as if she’s the main cop in the village...
Our man is very tired of this,
For six months he thought, decided and wondered,
How can he part with a harmful woman?
In peace and happiness to live alone...
And then, one day, the man gathered his courage,
He mentally said goodbye to his wife,
I poured sleeping pills into her tea in the evening,
And he took the sleeping woman to the market in the morning...
Buyer:
Man, are you selling your wife?
Husband:
Selling, am I standing at the market for a reason?
Buyer:
Are you asking a lot of money for it?
Husband:
Yes, where there is a lot - I would like to return what is mine!
Buyer:
I think she's too smart?
Husband:
But that’s the trouble, she’s already very smart!
And I’m with her when I’m drunk,
I feel like a complete fool!
Buyer:
Have you often poured wine for you?
Husband:
I don’t remember what it smells like!
Buyer:
Your wife is too good!
Guess she doesn't know how to do anything?
Husband:
No, on the contrary, although I’m not happy,
She is simply a fan of her work!
She gives herself completely,
Cleaning and washing, bulldog grip,
He doesn't sleep at night, he's like a bee in the kitchen,
And then he collapses into bed from fatigue
Buyer:
What about sex? Are you getting along with her?
Husband:
What kind of sex is there?! Sandwich on the go!
Leading:
The man stood at the market all day,
No one gave a price for a wife,
The neighbor merchant felt sorry for him,
Throwing a beautiful shawl over my shoulders,
Swims towards the man, propping up his sides,
Trader:
Yes, brother, your hand is not easy!
Let me sit with your wife
And I'll show you how to trade!
Leading:
The wife slept at the market all day,
She fell off the counter, falling on one side.
One Armenian walked through the bazaar,
I saw her, swallowed an orange,
Breathing stole, trembling in ecstasy...
Armenian:
What a sexy woman lies here!
Will you sell Jana?
Trader:
Buy if you're rich!
Take off your boots, not a woman, but a treasure!
Armenian:
Wah, treasure GAVARiSH? What... is she rich?
Trader:
Come on? The box is full of different trinkets!
There are medals, diplomas and certificates,
Sings and dances, you can’t count it all!
Armenian:
What if you go out with friends until the morning?
I will be godless, what will she say?
Trader:
He will kiss you, warm up his friends,
And he will greet you at the door with a smile,
And he will pour a glass and feed you fully,
Such a good wife, brother...
Armenian:
Karoshiy, handsome and smart wife,
I really need her like this at home,
I’ve been dreaming about women like this, wow, for a long time!
Leading:
And he took out a wad of dollars from his pocket...
The man looked at his wife,
He wiped a stingy tear from his cheek
Man:
Why am I, Marusya, selling you?
I need such a wife myself!
Sketch of congratulations from new grandmothers to women on March 8
This skit involves two actors. It is best if you choose men or older boys (depending on the team) for the role of “new grandmothers”. Having gathered, modern “grandmothers” decide how to congratulate everyone on International Women’s Day. In the process of discussing the choice of gifts, the grandmothers begin to quarrel, laugh at each other, and, in the end, it almost comes to a fight. Of course, the scene ends with the old women reconciling, singing a funny song to the tune of “Merry Girls” to all the guests who came to the holiday.
CONGRATULATIONS ON MARCH 8 FROM NEW BABKA
FLOWER: Well, Matryona, open it,
Treat me to some tea or something!
MATRYONA: Hello, hello, how are you?
Life is almost over!
You've grown old, my friend,
You are already quite an old lady!
Ts: Yes, and you’re not the same anymore,
Yes, the years take their toll!
It’s already two thousand ten years,
We need to re-weigh the calendar.
M: What are you, what are you! God be with you!
Today is a different year!
2012 then.
C: Oh! Oh! Oh, what a disaster!
And where do the years go!?
M: And it used to be that we, young people, would sit down in the evening,
Candles thin light
It will illuminate us and we will sing,
And now we don’t live like that...
M: How are we going to congratulate?
Should we buy books for everyone?
C: Oh, we found a walking cabinet of curiosities
You've gone crazy, no less.
21st century, you see, you won’t be surprised by a book.
M: Do you think you know everything? Don't consider it an honor
Quasi-muzzle you are!
Ts: Don’t be smart here.
Old stick you are.
M: Well, you, you, you...
Oh, you apricot from Komot.
I wanted to drink something.
Ts: You know, we’ll stop arguing.
Things need to be fixed
And on March 8, go congratulate everyone.
M: yeah, behind all the name calling
We have forgotten everything in the world. Went
SONG OF “NEW RUSSIAN BANKS”
(to the tune of “Cheerful Girls”, sing together)
Cheerful old ladies
Cool girlfriends,
Friendly faces
Lights of cheerful eyes
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just treat us
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just treat us.
Ts: We ourselves are like a gift
M: Meet stylish grandmas!
Ts: I don’t remember because of sclerosis,
Where are my seventeen years?!
M: You are worse than a locomotive:
You haven't had them for a long time!
Ts: I remember at school I studied
It was a holiday for me too.
M: I can judge by your face -
You were at school for three days!
Ts: I ask without insults
And don't touch my intellect!
M: Yes, believe me, without a doubt,
You have one defect!
Ts: I'm younger than you, I know
That's why you're angry!
M: Don't make me laugh, plague
Grandmother of modest beauty!
Ts: Eh, Matryona, Matryona!
Your harmfulness is in plain sight!
M: Listen, mother is vigorous,
What do I mean!
C: No really! I provide
The most important thing is your word!
M: Well, then I suggest
You should be more modest!
Ts: Well, they completely forgot again,
Why are we standing here?
M: The holiday has already been opened,
We'll talk about him!
Ts: I envy specifically:
After all, you have life ahead of you!
M: It’s noticeable from you,
Go congratulate them all!
The flower comes up to the guys, hugs several people and shakes their hands with the words):
C: Congratulations, congratulations
Happy holiday to all lovely ladies.
M: And now I propose
Everyone clap for us.
(new Russian grandmothers leave to applause)
If you decide to organize a fun March 8 holiday at school or kindergarten, in a team or even at home, do not reduce identity to ordinary congratulations, giving flowers and souvenirs. Funny, interesting short and funny skits on March 8th performed by elementary school students, high school students, preschoolers and even their parents will amuse the guests gathered for International Women's Day - women, girls, mothers and grandmothers.
