Every medal has two sides. Each of us has a shadow where those aspects of character are hidden that are clearly not worth boasting about. Let's talk about them. In our “anti-horoscope” our dark sides are deliberately presented in a concentrated, convex form. Of course, such terrible people in their pure form do not exist - and the cracker Capricorn can be compassionate, and the ever-doubting Libra can act decisively, and the cowardly Pisces can slap a presumptuous bully in the face. But, in all honesty, we admit to ourselves, even if not out loud: in the well-groomed flowerbed of our soul we still come across various kinds weeds. Which ones exactly? Let's get a look.
ARIES
Aries 21.03 – 20.04 Nervous and impulsive bastard. Perhaps that says it all. Immediately after what he has done, he either asks for forgiveness - noisily, with ashes sprinkled on his head and other theatrical effects (so that the next day he can start doing the old thing again), or he does not ask - you see, pride does not allow it.
Excuses: “Sorry, I found something”, “The demon got me confused”.
To say that Aries is inherently an inveterate egoist means to say nothing. This child of militant Mars considers himself the center of the universe, and everything else and everyone else is just scenery and extras.
He doesn’t think about words, he despises etiquette, he’s straightforward to the point of shock. Men shake hands in such a way that sometimes the victims have to apply a plaster cast.
Aries have a very bad sense of humor. In fact, it doesn’t exist, and what it does exist is an ugly attempt to attract attention to itself. If Aries is trying to joke, then the ladies are better off leaving the room, and not every man will like to listen to obscene jokes of the lowest level. At the same time, Aries is the first to laugh at his own “jokes” and expects admiration from others.
For Aries, their interests always come first. You won't get tact or tolerance from him. But if Aries is offended, then the whole world must suffer with him. He will not let go of your vest until he completely drenches it with tears. And your attempt to escape will be regarded as betrayal. Aries are obsessed with their own problems and like to talk about nothing more than how underestimated they are.
Aries has so much optimism that from the outside he may seem like a fool. He lives in the moment; the mistakes of the past teach him nothing. So Aries is capable of stepping on the same rake many times in his life, getting the same bumps.
Ruthless in any competition, in the struggle for fame, money and love. Without hesitation, he will work with his elbows, becoming a leader.
An irresponsible type, but not out of malice. It’s just that if Aries’s attention is distracted by something new and unusual, he can leave his post without a single convulsion or disrupt an important meeting.
Despite his fearlessness, he himself cannot bear even the slightest pain - a slight scratch fills his eyes with tears of compassion for himself. And for Aries, surgeons or dentists are completely insensitive bone breakers.
He does not consider a single illness worthy of lying in bed. Therefore, the disease often progresses to the emergency room and strict bed rest.
Aries is quick-witted, but in moments of anger he is capable of crushing not only the furniture or ribs of a person who turns up under the hot hand, but also his feelings.
You can’t call him an empty talker, but he is capable of chatting all night long on topics about which he has the vaguest idea, or arguing fiercely contrary to obvious facts and ordinary logic.
It is very easy to win the favor of Aries; anyone you meet can do it. It is enough to say a couple of simple compliments - and Aries will forget about the family. Now he will rush around with his new “friend,” devoting all his time to him and emptying the family wallet for him.
CALF
Taurus 21.04 - 21.05 Calculating Bastard. You don’t even have to ask this: “Do you even know what you’re doing?” Believe me, he still understands. He certainly calculated in advance where to hit so that it would hurt more.
Excuses: “You deserve it yourself”.
Taurus rarely have large dimensions, but it is almost impossible to move them from their previously occupied positions. This is not stubbornness or laziness, but a philosophy of life: why are you all fussing when everything is stable and clear? Therefore, Taurus are incredible retrogrades, guardians of the old and stranglers of everything new.
Taurus is terrible in anger, although not everyone can unbalance him.
A homebody to the core, dragging him out to a party, concert or walk is a non-trivial task. A sedentary lifestyle undermines the health of Taurus. The illnesses are protracted because the doctor is not an authority for him, he does not believe in the instructions and does not follow them. Taurus generally has little authority, but his boss is an unconditional authority for him. Anyone who is higher on the social ladder seems to Taurus to be a unique, special person.
The main feature of this sign is stubbornness. But he considers himself a rational and reasonable person. In love he is infinitely devoted, but the other side of the coin is the impossibility of getting a divorce and separation if the love of the other half has irrevocably ended. Taurus is capable of boring, whining and proving for many years that you won’t find anyone better than him in the world anyway.
Taurus is leisurely in everything - in thoughts, actions and feelings. Therefore, a representative of any other sign may fall into despair from close communication with Taurus. And getting a declaration of love out of him is a real feat. This ponderous person, be it a man or a woman, prefers to be followed, and not vice versa.
Big fan of food.
His humor is rude and simple-minded, he prefers a strong word or a salty joke. In a group he can laugh loudly and for a long time at a bearded joke that he told himself, causing awkwardness and bewilderment for other people.
In a strange way, greed and love for luxurious personal items can coexist in Taurus. Taurus most often buys such things for himself, his loved one, and not for those who are nearby.
TWINS
Gemini 22.05 – 21.06 Frivolous Bastard. Often he simply does not understand that he is behaving like a total bastard (one and a half convolutions are somehow not conducive to analyzing their actions). He forgets about the dirty trick he did in 5 minutes.
Excuses: “Are you offended? Why?"
In fairness, this sign should be called the Monkey - its representatives are so restless and fussy. Endless flickering, instant changes in mood and flow of thoughts can cause migraines in everyone who comes into contact with Gemini. The tendency to be late, including even their own wedding, is their calling card. It’s just that along the way, any little thing can distract them so much that they forget about everything in the world.
Clever debaters, capable of imperceptibly changing their point of view to the opposite one during a discussion, and after five minutes returning to their original positions. To convey some information to Gemini, you need to work hard, because these fidgets are good at listening only to themselves. And talkativeness is the root of their nature. It seems that even in their sleep they do not stop and are always telling someone something.
These Geminis are slippery people, they are able to get out of any situation. They are absolutely incapable of admitting their mistakes. And if they manage to pin them against the wall with irrefutable facts, when it is no longer possible to evade, they fall silent in a pose of offended innocence. Subsequently, they may take petty but painful revenge.
Rumors and gossip are their element. They will immediately pass on any rumor further, embellishing it in an unusual way. The thought of hurting other people by spreading lies does not occur to them.
They have a “short breath”, that is, no work, idea or feeling can attract Gemini enough long time. Their passion is constant change, even if it occurs to the detriment of other people or Gemini personally.
Their wastefulness is well known - they are ready to spend in a minute what they have earned for months, or even years. And on occasion, boast that they spent twice as much as they actually did.
It is impossible to rely on Gemini for anything truly important. Their sense of responsibility is clearly strained.
They can talk on the phone, cook food, iron a shirt and watch TV at the same time. As a result, the food burns, the shirt too, and everything ends in a scandal with the telephone interlocutor.
Natural magicians, traders, card sharpers and pickpockets. Thieves by nature; For them, stealing is fun, entertainment. In a store they can, without wanting to (and often even wanting to), deceive the seller. Their innate charm in this case confuses those around him and makes it possible to escape unhindered.
CANCER
Cancer 22.06 - 22.07 All-Of-Herself-Unhappy Bastard. You are the bastard, and he is the innocent victim of circumstances. And it will always be so, even if his account has ten times more nasty things than yours. Moreover, he will make sure that the whole world knows how badly you treated him, poor thing.
Excuses: “You forced me to do it!”»
The cunning of this zodiac sign is unsurpassed. Cancer can fool anyone. Cancer humor is multi-layered, and when applied to the enemy it is an almost lethal weapon. Having sincerely laughed at the funny story told by Cancer, the listener may soon realize that together with the whole company he was laughing, in fact, at himself. That is, Cancer subtly exposed him to everyone’s ridicule.
If you offend a representative of this sign and he becomes despondent, he will literally infect everyone who is within a radius of several kilometers with depression. The vindictiveness and vindictiveness of Cancers never manifest themselves openly, but they know how to secretly take revenge on the offender very cruelly. Woe to those who encroach on Cancer's property, be it a beloved thing or a person.
An offended Cancer can remain silent for weeks. This drives those around him into mortal despondency. No less suffering is caused to loved ones by constant mood swings, ranging from mortal melancholy to unbridled, baby-like optimism with the blowing of happy bubbles.
Attacks of unprovoked anger are frequent.
Cancers have a colossal greed for old things. They can spend a lot of money on some ancient trifle. And they have a hard time parting with things that not only went out of fashion in the century before last, but are also worn to the point of holes.
Extreme egoists in love. Their feelings, emotions and experiences are the main thing in life. Other people's feelings can be ignored.
Cancer's thriftiness does not come from greed, but from the eternal expectation of trouble and coming “dark days.” A real warehouse of canned goods, cereals and pasta in his house is a common thing. Often, cans are swollen, and cereals and pasta turn green from time to time.
Cancer's passionate love for children can play a bad joke on his children. Totally cared for, Cancer children can grow up to be complete opportunists, selfish people and slackers. After all, until the day they die, mom or dad will wipe the snot, poke money and feed you in a way that not every palace will feed you.
The tendency to eat densely and tasty food backfires on Cancer with rapid and irreversible weight gain and digestive problems. Vegetable salad, sorrel soup? Excuse me! A large and fatty chop, fluffy pancakes swimming in butter and condensed milk - this is a meal worthy of Cancer.
Even if someone is drowning, Cancer will wait until the drowning person has thoroughly swallowed water before rushing to save him. And Cancer will do this only when he is convinced that there is really no one else on the shore except him.
A LION
Leo 23.07 - 23.08 Narcissistic Bastard. He is wise and great, he is a king, others are trash underfoot. All his foulness flows from this situation.
Excuses: “I wanted it that way.”
Having fun for Leo means living. In pursuit of sensual pleasures and to be the center of attention, he will go to any expense. The famous ancient Greek politician Alcibiades cut off a piece of his dog's tail over the course of several days. “Why abuse the poor animal like that?” - his fellow Athenians asked him. “Because all of Athens only talks about me!” - Alcibiades answered. Typical behavior for a representative of this sign: glory - at any cost!
In politics, Leos are strong like, perhaps, no one else. But their love for flattery gives clever people an excellent opportunity to solve their problems and illegally enrich themselves by licking the master from head to toe, often acting against his own interests.
An exaggerated sense of self-worth, selfishness and pride can make Leo an intolerable conversationalist, a terrible friend or lover. But don’t you dare poke him at these shortcomings, which seem to him to be advantages. Otherwise, the purring kitten will instantly turn into a real angry lion and use its powerful fangs and claws.
Being a boss is a natural state for a representative of this sign. He is an excellent organizer and leader. But if things are going well, and the subordinates have been trained and there is nothing to complain about, the boss Leo can bully his own secretary to death for mere trifles. He perceives failure to complete even a small assignment as a personal insult, the punishment for which will be quick and disproportionately harsh, including dismissal.
There are many military leaders and generals among Lviv. Suppressed by the lion's authority, their subordinates fear them like fire, behind their backs and rightly call them “durogons.” Such people sincerely believe that if they do not monitor their subordinates, they will do everything wrong. Therefore, their constant guardianship and control can drive anyone to white heat. In addition, Leo has the ability to quietly shift any non-prestigious, obviously failed work onto the shoulders of others, and take on those tasks that will certainly bring money, fame and honor.
Having a rather modest intellect, Leos extol their mental abilities to the skies, love to “build everyone up,” pronounce edifying monologues, and unceremoniously poke their subordinates’ noses at their mistakes, true and imaginary. Even if there is not the slightest reason to speak, Leo will still make a speech, even about nothing, just to remain in the center of attention. And this confident speech will be heard by everyone in the area. And if there is a party in Leo’s house, at least the entire adjacent block will know about it.
As you understand, all these qualities can only be characteristic of a person devoid of self-irony, and indeed a sense of humor in general.
VIRGO
Virgo 24.08 – 23.09 Grudgesome Bastard. Somewhere, somewhere, you crossed her path (or simply spoke poorly about her) - get what you deserve! All these years she was simply waiting for an opportunity to pour out all the dirt that had accumulated inside her.
Excuses: out of business - “Me?!” How could you even think!” or a triumphant “But do you remember...”
Bores and neat people, driving others into a frenzy with their passion to put everything into order. Remember: if you took something from Virgo and forgot to put it back, she is already suspicious of you. And an unclosed tube of toothpaste or sausage skins forgotten on the table means to her that you are a goner and the prison is crying for you.
Cleanliness becomes a real mania for many Virgos. A barely noticeable stain on a child’s clothes or shoes not cleaned to a mirror shine by her husband can ruin her mood for a long time or provoke a violent scandal.
And it would be nice if her pedantry concerned only clothes and cleanliness in the house. But she judges human relationships in exactly the same way. Any deviation from the norm (which was established by her and known only to her) leads her to despair, and sometimes even to rage. In your relationship, she has long ago put everything on the shelves, and just try rearranging at least a couple of things on these “shelves.”
Impenetrable conservatism and restraint are inherent in their thoughts and movements. Any external invasion causes an inadequate response in terms of the degree of resistance. She always knows everything better than anyone and makes it clear that she doesn’t need advice. This is why Virgo almost always has bad (in best case scenario cool) relations with neighbors.
Virgos are cowardly. Forgivable for women, but for a Virgo man this is not the most suitable quality. And they are also extremely vain. It is difficult to have more ambition than Leos, but some Virgos manage to do it. Plus they love money very much. They don't just love - they worship! Large sums have a magical effect on Virgo.
Virgo's thoughts are most often occupied with something other than what she is doing at the moment. That’s why the results of her activity look strange: on one side it shines, and on the other... And we turn the other side towards the wall, and no one will see.
She adheres to strict rules in raising children. He considers it important that the child is neatly dressed and fed for the season. Playing, taking a walk, or at least talking to him is not necessary. There are other, more pressing matters. It is equally difficult to achieve affection, spiritual understanding and response from Virgo. Instead of feeling sorry, she will give a lecture in which she will scrupulously and mercilessly analyze all the complainant’s mistakes and sum up: “It’s all his own fault.”
Virgo's erudition is well known. In any situation and for any reason, they will insert a quote, without thinking about its relevance and the fact that true words spoken in a soulless and moralizing tone can hurt another person.
SCALES
Libra 24.09 – 23.10 Cowardly Bastard. Libra is rightfully awarded 1st place in the ranking of bastards. A vile, immoral creature. Here he lied, here he slandered, there he betrayed - this is the way of life. And all because of cowardice.
Excuses: none. He napped and hid.
They are difficult to rely on. Libras are not confident in themselves, and their brains go through options for behavior even in situations where there is nothing to think about - no matter what you do, everything will be fine.
There is always something masculine in Libra women, and vice versa in men. This does not mean that the ladies of this sign are all shot throwers. But their behavior can often be too harsh. And effeminate men with the habits of affectionate scoundrels or with the unbearable sweetness of gays are definitely Libra. And even under the brutal appearance of some Libra men, there is a cowardly sheepish soul.
Moodiness is also a clear characteristic of this sign. Hidden nervousness latently infects the people around them; they often become uncomfortable in the company of Libra. Their periods of active and even vigorous activity are replaced by melancholy and lethargy. During these periods, Libra is prone to quarrels and painful tearfulness. By nature they are very polite, diplomatic and courteous; they, being in a bad mood, will be so rude that even Scorpio will shut up.
Overeating and passion for alcohol often seriously destroy their health. Moreover, Libra prefers gourmet food and expensive wines or cognacs, which they are willing to spend any money on.
Love for them is a field of endless adventures. The most notorious womanizers are, of course, Libra. Moreover, having become carried away by another representative of the opposite sex, they leave their lovers or leave the family without hesitation or remorse. They subconsciously consider marriage to be the shackles in which society shackles them, so tender and fragile.
They love to endlessly argue in the genre “on the one hand, of course... but on the other hand...”. It is simply impossible to motivate Libra to make a quick decision, even when the situation demands it. Because of this habit of constantly weighing and evaluating everything, they often lose to more straightforward-minded people who are ready to take risks.
Children for Libra are the best material for experiments. If the first child is allowed everything, including physically sitting on the parent’s head, then the other, for some unknown reason, will be raised with iron fists.
SCORPION
Scorpio 24.10 – 22.11 Principled Bastard. The principles can be anything, they are not the point. From the point of view of his super-complex worldview, you violated some kind of prohibition and should be punished. He considers himself an instrument of Justice (with a capital letter, yes).
Excuses: none. And an arrogantly upturned chin.
Their independence and penchant for forceful actions are known to many in their own skin. Crossing the path of Scorpio in any way means almost certainly signing your own death warrant. This is a merciless enemy, whose outburst of anger is akin to an atomic explosion, sweeping away everything in its path. He is vengeful, vindictive and never forgives insults. Just try to encroach on anything that belongs to Scorpio - you will regret that you were born.
If, by chance, there is no suitable object for attack in the vicinity, Scorpio begins to saw, gnaw and devour himself - for past mistakes and failures, which everyone has long forgotten. Or, if the enemy is clearly stronger and Scorpio fails to bring him under control, he pours out his bile and hatred on everyone indiscriminately.
Natural hypnotism often pushes Scorpio to do bad things. Having charmed the victim, he will pick out his pockets with a wry smile, force him to act according to his own will, or put him on the back foot in any dispute. The only way to evade him magical influence- bypass or put on dark glasses, because Scorpio hypnotizes solely with his gaze.
In life, with rare exceptions, he is surrounded by “pathetic, insignificant individuals” - a purely Scorpio expression. So why stand on ceremony with them? Let them listen and obey.
His passions are indomitable, although his face most often remains impassive. Those who betray his love will suffer bad luck. To punish enemies or traitors, he can resort to the services of black magicians. However, even without outside help he manages to cast a powerful spell against anyone. And irreconcilable religious fanatics are also most often Scorpios.
He doesn’t know how to smile and doesn’t like it; Scorpio’s smile is a rare event. This is the only sign that will not leave anyone indifferent - Scorpios are either passionately revered, or hated to the core. There is no third.
Uncontrolled courage and disregard for danger often leads to injury. In this sense, Scorpio is the champion of the zodiac.
For him, love is not only a natural outlet for raging passions, but also an arena of eternal battle. Moreover, he fights to the point of blood not only with competitors, but also with his loved one, completely subordinating him to his will and whims.
One of the most unpleasant things associated with him is that one of the close relatives always dies a year before or within a year after the birth of Scorpio.
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius 23.11 - 21.12 Scandalous Bastard. A tram boor, a market woman... He enjoys conflicts as such.
Excuses: meaningless text, liberally flavored with obscenities, in raised tones.
A cheerful loafer, an optimist and a reveler. The smile never leaves his face, and his humor knows no boundaries, including the boundaries of decency. In company, he can easily give an unfamiliar lady an unpleasant compliment like “you look pretty good for your age!” Moreover, every Sagittarius considers himself an outstanding diplomat.
His talkativeness is comparable to that of Gemini. His friendliness is like an ocean in which everyone around them drowns against their will. Very quickly, friendship turns into familiarity and endless drinking until the money runs out. Friendship with a Sagittarius can lead you to sink lower and lower until you find yourself under a fence at night, without a wallet, without a coat, in a state of deep hangover. Remember: Sagittarians drink a lot, you won’t be able to keep up with them.
Sagittarius's generosity and willingness to help everyone in the world can put his own family on the brink of starvation. Among other things, he does not know and does not understand what sadness, emotional distress, and especially deep depression are. For him, the world is full of all sorts of temptations and interests, so there is no need and no time to be sad. Finding understanding and compassion from a Sagittarius in a difficult situation is almost impossible.
In love he is reckless and fickle. It will never be limited to one marriage. But after parting with ex-wife or husband, Sagittarius strives to preserve friendly relations and acts in this sense with a captivating, albeit inappropriate, pressure and obsession. Love generally plays too small a role in his life; it is too serious a thing for Sagittarius to get carried away with it. And they never seem to experience passion at all. Friendship is much more interesting for them.
Child of Jupiter, Sagittarius has difficulty obeying his superiors, considering himself a more competent and advanced specialist. But, having become a boss, he can fail any task, treating his subordinates too paternally and forgiving them even critical mistakes. This is a person who thinks and analyzes only after he has already done something. But, despite his reckless nature, Sagittarius can dashingly shave off with a caustic word someone who really offends him.
CAPRICORN
Capricorn 22.12 – 20.01 Stubborn and limited Bastard. The indifference of Taurus + the selfishness of Leo + his personal unique stupidity. Also greed as a seasoning.
Excuses: “It happened that way.”
His main trait is stinginess. For money, feelings, love and compassion. The most callous bureaucrat and book-reader is precisely him, Capricorn. His whole life seems to be planned out minute by minute, in his head there are continuous diagrams, tables and numerous manuals for all occasions. Probably, many of Capricorns even dream about them at night, and they moan in a sweet high.
Capricorn is absolutely intolerant of defeats, he cannot stand them. The patronage of Saturn gives Capricorn toughness and perseverance in achieving his goals - even if this means walking over the heads or even the corpses of enemies. Although he himself is not a fierce fighter, he eliminates any obstacles with an unwavering hand.
Capricorn's love is a real punishment for the object of love. This is a harsh feeling! Even looking into the eyes of a Capricorn in love, you want to stand up straight, click your heels and blurt out: “What do you want, your honor?” Even if he doesn't care about your feelings, he will never show it. And, of course, arranged marriage is an invention exclusively of Capricorn. He does not consider it necessary to waste energy, time and emotions on all sorts of sentimentality.
In general, Capricorns are fatally inventive. They can be smart, and very smart, but only with other people's thoughts. By the way, Capricorns are talented, but rarely can realize their talent, because they do not allow themselves to go beyond the generally accepted.
Pedantry in raising children can make these children neurasthenic, always feeling guilty for any wrongdoing, including imperfect ones. And even if everything is done perfectly, neither dad nor mom will pat this zodiac sign on the cheek, but will limit themselves to a dry nod. Like, okay, it’ll do as it is, it could be much worse.
God forbid if Capricorn’s affairs stall for a long time or go wrong. Before our eyes he will turn into a bore the likes of which the world has never seen. He will nag and criticize everyone and for anything. By old age, the rare Capricorn does not turn into a hopeless grouch.
The secret dream of any of them is absolute power from behind the scenes. Capricorn is not attracted by the spotlight, the worship of the broad masses and world fame. His ideal is Professor Moriarty, sitting in the quiet of his office, but holding in his hands all the threads of the London underworld.
Almost every treasure found was once hidden by Capricorn. He can save money all his life, but in the end he will never use it and, being such a miser, he will not tell his family about it.
AQUARIUS
Aquarius 21.01 - 18.02 Cynical Bastard. Honorable 2nd place after Libra. He will do something nasty just to laugh at your suffering. He has a congenital heart defect - that is, the absence of a heart.
Excuses: “Ha ha.”
External extravagance, coupled with a tendency to shocking antics. Revolutionism, threatening upheavals to everything - from the family structure to the world order. Promiscuity in money, dating and love. All this can be found in abundance in Aquarius. True, having reached middle age, it is often he who becomes an inveterate conservative, a persecutor and strangler of freedom (alien).
Aquarius is not too interested in what kind of building will be erected on the ruins of a broken world. The main thing is to dismantle the old and calloused, regardless of the blood and suffering of other people. To be fair, it should be said that Aquarius does not spare himself in the fight.
This is the worst possible life partner. His rebellious heart will never belong to one single person. His love is fleeting, fragile and superficial. He always breaks up with his former loved ones as if he were throwing out worn-out gloves in the trash - that is, without regret and in an instant. Although all people are brothers for him, including his wife, it is impossible to put him into any framework. That’s why, by the way, Aquarius doesn’t like marriage so much - one of the most rigid types of frameworks.
But anything can grow out of an Aquarius child - from a brilliant scientist to a talented swindler. Because his children are left to their own devices and can even walk on their ears - the parent won’t even blink an eye.
He was terribly cynical and didn’t care about standards of decency. He is very good at picking up the keys to any human soul, but, as a rule, for bad purposes. In order to get to the bottom of things, he can behave unceremoniously and brazenly, asking direct questions about the most intimate aspects of life. An Aquarius man, when meeting a lady, can stupidly and straightforwardly ask, for example, whether she experiences an orgasm or is frigid, like a statue. And in response to a searing slap in the face, he will openly laugh in her face, crimson with anger.
Aquarius is strong in the sciences; this zodiac sign produces the most scientific talents and geniuses. At the same time, Aquarius absolutely does not see the prospects of what he is working on. Electric chair? Napalm? New machine gun model? He doesn’t care at all that all this will eventually become a murder weapon - only the creative process is important. At the same time, the myth about the genius of Aquarius is debunked by life itself. Most of them, if they are geniuses, do so in areas that we do not know about. By the way, among the residents of mental hospitals, the majority of people are Aquarians.
Just try not to keep your word - the son of Uranus will immediately erase you from his life. He also has excellent intuition, but can use it to achieve his goal at any cost, even causing direct harm to the person he trusted.
FISH
Pisces 19.02 - 20.03 Indifferent Bastard. Hearing the cry “Help!”, he slams the window and wraps himself tightly in the blanket. Don’t expect him to come to you in the hospital, where you are living out your last days on injections.
Excuses: “Everyone for himself, sorry.”
General softness and inarticulateness, lack of initiative, often outright cowardice. Reluctance to exert adequate effort to achieve one's own benefit. Tendency to deceive, even if there are no apparent reasons for this. This is the other side of the coin with the sign of Pisces.
Their spinelessness and willingness to go with the flow is amazing. From this naturally flows the rare talent of an opportunist and a sycophant. This is precisely why narrow-minded bosses value Pisces. But you can’t rely on them even in the most trivial matters - most likely, they will let you down, screw up, forget, or do it all wrong. They see the world through rose-colored glasses - perhaps Pisces coined this term.
Most often, they cannot be penetrated by anything. In response to any shocks or terrible messages, you will see the same infantile serenity. The feeling that Pisces is always high - either they drank some vodka, or they smoked a joint. By the way, they internally understand well their inability to live in our harsh world and leave it for the world of illusions. Among alcoholics and drug addicts, the majority are Pisces.
The biggest problem with Pisces men is their talkativeness. They are capable of talking nonsense for hours, so that later you want to shake your head to shake out all the garbage from it.
While watching a cool action movie, at the most intriguing and energetic moment, they are able to switch off and float off somewhere into the foggy distances behind their own poorly formed thoughts. If this happens when working with complex technology or while driving - an accident cannot be avoided.
They love to draw, but they don't know how. Or rather, this: their creations baffle those around them. A classic example is Kazimir Malevich with his “Black Square”, a natural Pisces. In general, in art they go their own way. Maybe we have not yet matured to understand such creativity, but every time you see something dense, awkward or frankly abstract in any field of art, you almost physically feel that you are being led by the nose.
Their only effective weapon against the rough world and unceremonious people is a sense of humor. You shouldn’t really offend Pisces if you don’t want to get a dose of sarcasm, which even Scorpio’s evil tongue can give in to. Pisces are able to finish off the offender with a few caustic phrases so that the unfortunate person will have to heal bruises and abrasions for a long time.
Did you recognize yourself or someone you know in these star scoundrels? I hope we haven't slandered anyone. Let your friends approach things like star readings with humor - show them a horoscope of the bastard zodiac signs.
The Internet is replete with various articles about the characters of the zodiac signs. But most of them describe positive traits symbols, completely forgetting that in every zodiac ointment there is certainly a fly in the ointment. It's time to shed light on the negative temperament traits of each sign. At the same time, determine the worst zodiac sign.
What is the worst sign?
Of course, there is no clear answer to this question. Considering the characters of the signs, one can find positive and negative qualities. No one is perfect, so it's time to determine whose fly in the ointment is more like a ladle.
If we take into account the gender of the sign, then among men astrologers prefer to give first place to Libra. Their inconstancy, fluctuations in plans and moods elevate the pets of the air element to the pedestal of primacy among the zodiac gentlemen. However, even here you can find errors in the statistics., because for each sign there is ideal partner, for whom “pockmarks are like dimples on the cheeks.”
Among the fair sex, it is worth noting the Sagittarius women. An amazing mixture of self-confidence and conflict is a gift for the opposite sex. And the owners of this character themselves have a hard time in life.
So, the leaders of the “nasty” parade have been identified. But are their neighbors according to the horoscope so sinless? After all, if you look closely, each zodiac sign has many flaws, which tactful astrologers are silent about. It's time to open the closets and compare skeletons.
The power and irritability of Aries
The zodiac series opens with the Fire pet Aries. Powerful and cruel - this is how we can briefly describe this fiery character. He loves to lead so much that those around him often feel uncomfortable with his command.
Briefly about the sign:
- Imperious;
- Cruel;
- Impulsive.
Like a rushing train, Aries rushes towards the goal, sweeping away obstacles. And woe to anyone who decides to stand in his way. Aries is self-confident to a fault. At the slightest attempt to influence him, anyone will face a storm of indignation. He is terrible when angry, so it is not advisable to provoke him. Let him act and make mistakes. Aries have so much fun.
Critical, demanding and jealous in relationships. He doesn't love, he possesses. Despotism is Aries' faithful ally in love. He cannot imagine a relationship without strong gloves, so for a strong marriage, the sign will need a thrill-seeker.
Stubborn and boring Taurus
Taurus is like a rock. It costs. All life revolves around him. And he's still worth it. And even if it’s a tornado or typhoon. It is not difficult to guess who will remain standing.
Stable beyond belief. Taurus hates change and resists if it is inevitable. He has an unhealthy craving for sensual pleasures, so he often acquires excess weight and a couple of addictions.
Powerful, although he likes to possess hiddenly, mainly through moral manipulation. Women of this sign are eternal victims. They love to name, but they are afraid to change anything. Taurus men are collectors, hoarders and hoarders. Going out means spending money. Buying clothes is an extra expense. Shopping is actually a crime. The only thing Taurus does not feel sorry for in their blood is Her Majesty Food.
Cunning and hypocritical Geminis
A master at chatting, he disappears as soon as action is required from him. Gemini is a dual sign, so it is quite natural for him to say one thing and do another.
Gemini has not only a fashionably dressed skeleton, but also a dozen masks that he puts on depending on the role he needs. It is impossible to find out the true face of the sign. It is possible that he himself has forgotten what he really is.
Geminis love gossip and dirty secrets. Under no circumstances should you share secrets with them. It’s better to write about it in the newspaper right away.
Too superficial to get to the bottom of things. The life of flighty Gemini is a holiday where you not only need to look irresistible, but also be able to grab the biggest sandwich.
Respecting other people's feelings is not their concern. In relationships they cheat with ease and pleasure. Those who are offended are erased from life and sent off to harm others.
Offended and capricious Cancer
Any Cancer is born with the idea that everyone around him is created to offend him. In any action of those around him, he knows how to find a hidden plan to cause damage to his vulnerable nature.
Cancer's emotions are unpredictable. He can cry, laugh, be offended and become furious. And all this during just one breakfast. Nervous and shy, he plays the role of a brave Viking, although deep down he has already climbed into the mud and is shaking the whole sea with his trembling.
Nervous, suspicious and immersed in memory, Cancer lives in memories and does not want to enjoy today. Cancer's house is like a historical museum dedicated to his own life.
Excessive devotion and self-sacrifice of Cancer causes his partner to feel callous, since no sign is capable of such strong return. But Cancer definitely demands it. And if he doesn’t receive it, he will flare up as if the whole world had betrayed him. Living with Cancer is like dangling your feet in a dormant volcano. It is unknown whether it will warm you or douse you with fire.
Narcissistic and selfish Leo
This character's ego is so inflated that it practically takes up the entire room. There is a place in it only for a modest person, whose role is to applaud the magnificent Leo. The sign cannot imagine its existence without compliments and flattery. Absolutely incapable of understanding the true intentions of others, as a result of which he often ends up being used.
Leo is the sun, the center of the universe and the CEO of fresh air. He likes to give orders, punish disobedient people and generously forgive the guilty. Leo's Life is a play in which he plays the main role.
Wasteful and spender. He is able to spend his last money on a cute trinket, subsisting on sunshine and gossip until payday.
In relationships he is powerful and proud. The half serves only as an addition to the great lion's nature. He is blind, deaf and indifferent to the feelings and experiences of loved ones.
Meticulous and fussy Virgo
Don’t feed the girl bread, let her worry. She worries about everything. And if there is no reason, then the reason for the excitement will be its absence.
Virgo strives to control everything in the world. She calculates, plans and teaches everyone around her every minute. It is impossible to make a Virgo happy. Her pockets are always full of reasons to grumble.
Obsessed with cleanliness. Her home is like a sterile operating room. Putting your shoes with their toes facing south rather than north is a crime against Virgo. Restoring her trust will take a long and expensive time. Virgo loves luxurious gifts. Accept, not do. She knows how to count perfectly, so she will immediately determine how much the giver valued her.
This is the fairest sign. Virgo also loves to criticize. There is no escape from her caustic remarks, so the partner of such a person will need a strong shell of love and patience. And also earplugs.
Unreliable and flattering Libra
Air element character. Every morning it begins with putting a smile on your face, which the sign will definitely slip under the nose of everyone. Deceitful and hypocritical Libra loves communication. Therefore, having traveled three floors in the elevator with them, you could well burst from the information received.
Briefly about the sign:
- Windy;
- Eternal child;
- Insincere.
The inconstancy of Libra is so acute that only rare representatives of the sign have the right to a stable personal life. Most Libras get married today and fall in love with their neighbor tomorrow. Or a neighbor. At the same time, their own fate does not seem rotten to them. It is filled with secret chances. Which Libra, alas, does not have time to grab onto.
If Libra is lucky enough to meet a sufficiently brave partner, they will plague him with their hesitations. The sign would rather bite its own elbow than make a decision on its own. At the same time, he will not allow himself to be pushed around, in every possible way breaking plans planned without his participation.
It is not surprising that Libra is considered by many to be the worst sign of the zodiac. According to astrologers, there is some truth in this. But they are in no hurry to give primacy to Libra. After all, there is also Scorpio in the zodiac.
Vengeful and poisonous Scorpio
The passionate and obsessed bearer of the sting is a poisoned pond. Swimming in it is suicide. Scorpio is driven by the desire to assert himself by humiliating others. He competes not only with himself, but with the whole world.
A loner and a dangerous guy. Powerful if a creature in love falls into his claw. He drinks blood slowly, while smacking his lips sexually. He is blind to the feelings of others because he is excessively selfish. Focused on yourself and your brilliance.
Likes to manipulate using his own mood. Most often he looks dissatisfied and on the verge of an explosion, which is why those around him rush around with him like a crystal vase. Cruel and irreconcilable in anger. He hatches a plan of revenge for years, after which he delivers one crushing blow.
In relationships, jealous to the point of paranoia. Requires exemplary loyalty and complete submission. He justifies the sadistic behavior in the kitchen and in bed with good intentions.
The omnipresent and eccentric Sagittarius
Sagittarius is a Fire to be feared. This is a forest fire that consumes everything in its path. At the same time, he looks quite friendly and even has a primitive sense of humor.
Spendthrift Sagittarius is a pathological consumer. Buying and spending is an achievement for him. The sign has the same attitude towards love. Sagittarius wins hearts and proudly goes into the sunset. He is elusive. Even when shackling himself by marriage, Sagittarius sees them only as shackles and tries in every possible way to taste freedom. He doesn’t stay at home, and considers reporting on his movements beneath his dignity.
My favorite pastime is talking incessantly. Ideas and plans flow from Sagittarius like sand. They are rarely realized, because he never has the patience to finish what he started.
Mercantile and dry Capricorn
Capricorn is a careerist and a hostage to his own callous mind. When everyone was queuing up for feelings, this sign stood behind cold calculation and stinginess.
The only topic that interests him is money. His own. He can talk for hours about his achievements, brazenly interrupting and despising his interlocutor.
In relationships, callous, like an Easter cake under New Year. Technicality, restraint and indifference are his true friends in marriage. Capricorn may well compete for the title of the nastiest sign of the zodiac. Especially considering his way of loving.
He is driven by the calculation and practicality of the elements of the Earth. It is impossible to defeat the conservatism and commercialism of the sign. You can only get along with them.
Unpredictable and free Aquarius
It is impossible to study Aquarius for one simple reason - it is impossible to catch him. Today he is here, and tomorrow he will disappear in an unknown direction.
Aquarius is driven by a thirst for innovation and a thirst for freedom. Anyone who is willing to listen to him will be bombarded with crazy ideas. After which he will urgently go to work, where he will sell mountain air and sew jackets for hamsters.
His ideas are global and crazy. Advice is intrusive. He sticks his opinion wherever it fits. At the same time, other people's points of view remind him of annoying flies.
Extremely terrible in relationships. Detached and self-focused. Panically afraid of pressure. But everyone is punished by what they fear most. Therefore, Aquarius sees attempts everywhere to suppress his free nature.
Only those who have met him face to face know why Aquarius is the worst sign of the zodiac. In love, he is able to show diplomacy, but he almost never does this. A brawler and an intriguer. The opposition and the dissatisfied side in all matters. Straightforward to the point of insults. All his life he hides his innate pessimism behind a smile, but never sincerely believes in goodness.
Absent-minded and tearful Pisces
Pisces is a disorganized sign and always has its head in the clouds. He lives in his own dreams, descending to earth only to replenish his supply of intoxicating substances.
Briefly about the sign:
- Sensitive;
- Vulnerable;
- Jealous.
Helpless and insecure Pisces spend their entire lives running away from problems. They do not know how to overcome obstacles, preferring to go with the flow as if this was their plan.
In communication, the sign is slippery and unstable. Pisces conveniently adapt to circumstances, so their opinions change more often than the weather. When exposed, they light up with righteous anger and accuse others of groundless mistrust.
But in most cases, Pisces simply remain silent and bury themselves in their own grievances. They nurture and cherish sadness, erecting monuments to it from wet napkins.
Pisces is not the worst zodiac sign for women, since emotional women tend to forgive. You can’t say this about Pisces men, who will plague anyone with their hysteria. In love, they prefer bad experiences to healthy relationships.
In relationships they are devoted to the point of pain in the side. They demonstratively sacrifice themselves “for the sake of love,” after which they revel in their miserable situation. They are irreconcilable and take offense even at what did not happen, but only could have happened. They are insecure and jealous, which adds fuel to their vile fire of self-digging.
It can hardly be said that there is a most terrible zodiac sign. All symbols are endowed with advantages and disadvantages equally. The task of each of the owners of such “gifts of fate” is to learn to control the quirks of their character. And of course, you should not take the opinion of astrologers as dogma. Every pattern has flaws. You can always be that exception to the rule.
Just imagine, each of us has very unpleasant, repulsive and even disgusting qualities, and sometimes they are not very clearly expressed, but still appear periodically. The truth is that people notice them, and over time, your little bad qualities begin to annoy those around you. What can they be according to your zodiac sign?
1. Aries
You can't help but laugh or giggle, even when it's very inappropriate: at church, at a funeral, in class. You don't want to appear rude, but this is how you express yourself when you're nervous or uncomfortable. Not everyone understands your reaction when you laugh inappropriately, so try to watch yourself.
2. Taurus
When you've bought something expensive and spent all your money (as you tend to do), you can't help but brag about your purchase, telling everyone how much you absolutely needed this whim. However, at the same time you complain that you cannot pay the rent and are now forced to eat processed foods for the rest of the month.
3. Gemini
You love to give advice, but you don't like to take it. It’s unlikely that anyone likes your instructive tone towards them and at the same time completely ignoring your advice. You pretend that you know everything better than others, although sometimes with aplomb you give out completely inappropriate recommendations that are of no use.
4. Cancer
You talk too much, which often borders on the level of gossip. You are especially talkative on social networks. Not everyone needs to know everything you feel and do, and certainly no one is interested in the results of your tests or quarrels with your neighbors. Know how to keep your mouth shut and not make public all the details of your and other people’s lives.
5. Leo
You feel a certain attachment to the mirror and cannot pass by it without taking another look at yourself. In fact, you don't even need a mirror - you manage to admire your reflection in the water or in someone else's glasses. From the outside it looks quite strange and unpleasant.
6. Virgo
Yours negative reviews about yourself are extremely unpleasant and sound repulsive. Still, there is a difference between self-deprecation and self-criticism. It's not that you want to get rid of your shortcomings, but that you seem to be trying to find them, make everyone aware of their presence, and then gradually chew yourself out because of your own imperfections.
7. Libra
You probably think that your bad habit of agreeing with everything and everyone is very good, but it’s annoying and makes you look like a sugary sycophant. Honestly, you are simply afraid to refuse and contradict, so as not to supposedly offend people. It’s much better (and more honest) to learn to say “no.” It definitely won't hurt you at all.
8. Scorpio
You speak and act with poorly concealed sarcasm when you don't like something: you roll your eyes, purse your lips, and yawn coyly. And you also use barbed witticisms. Yes, you can be very witty, but sometimes you just come across as unkind, intolerant and harsh. You want people to be honest with you, but you don't create a safe space for them to be honest.
9. Sagittarius
Your daily routine and lifestyle annoys everyone. You go to bed too late and then either sleep until lunch, breaking all agreements with friends, or are too tired to socialize and have fun. This habit of yours of seriously negotiating something and invariably letting you down is especially unpleasant for those around you.
10. Capricorn
Your fears always get in your way. You are afraid to change and afraid to take risks. This stagnation and inflexibility of yours sometimes takes on a too unpleasant form in the eyes of others. You should still shake yourself up from time to time and reconsider some principles - and then, quite possibly, people will be drawn to you.
11. Aquarius
Your thinking runs so quickly ahead of you that you often very shamelessly interrupt people. No, you are not an ill-mannered rude person, you just want to quickly voice and convey your brilliant thoughts. However, it looks as if you are not interested in other people's opinions, and you just want to show off and show off your intelligence and erudition.
12. Pisces
Your most unpleasant quality is to withdraw into yourself when other people approach you or talk to you. From the outside it looks like neglect and disrespect for the interlocutors. You really tend to retreat into the worlds of your imagination at lightning speed, ignoring conversations and communication, which is very annoying.
Astrology gives us the opportunity to think about what we could improve in our character. So, check to see if you have three not-so-pleasant traits of your sign.
- The short motto of Aries is: “Now! Now!” This is the most impatient and overly impulsive of all the signs.
- If the idea does not belong to Aries, then it is absolutely uninteresting to him.
- Aries can be a completely immature person all their lives.
- The greedy and materialistic Taurus, it seems, did not learn the lesson in childhood about sharing what you have with your neighbor.
- Taurus will never give in in an argument. They are all unhealthy stubborn.
- Taurus is pathologically lazy, and sometimes it is almost impossible to get him to get up from the couch.
Twins
- There are a lot of people living in Gemini different personalities, and you never know which one you are interacting with and communicating with.
- When talking to Geminis, don’t expect to be allowed to get a word in edgewise. They love to be heard and listened to only by them.
- Geminis have so many short-term interests and hobbies that they are considered the most unnecessary and fickle people.
- Cancer is extremely capricious, suspicious and boring.
- Cancer is so timid and cautious that it is impossible to persuade him to look outside his comfort zone.
- Cancer is touchy, sensitive and vulnerable. Any little thing can offend him to death.
- All Leos are terrible egocentrists.
- Don't fall under the spell of a Leo - if they want something from you, they will play, fawn and try to please you to get it.
- Leo's desire to be the navel of the earth can become problematic. Do you believe that the world revolves around Leos? And they believe.
- Be careful when communicating with a Virgo - you never know what she might judge you for.
- Virgos are perfectionists with a penchant for tinkering with the smallest details. In addition, any Virgo instantly loses her temper if someone moves her thing at least 20 cm to the side.
- Virgos are crazy pessimists, and if they are depressed, then the whole world, in their opinion, is coming to an end.
- Do you want to have joint plans with Libra? You will wait forever for their implementation, since Libra will spend half their life weighing all their pros and cons.
- Libras can easily deviate from principles and abandon their own values in order to please everyone and maintain balance.
- Libra is obsessed with external beauty and care little about the internal content.
Scorpion
- Don't even risk hurting Scorpio. He will hold a grudge and make your life hell.
- Any Scorpio is a master of manipulation, which can seriously damage the mental health of others.
- Scorpio has no concept of "just a little bad mood" - for him it looks like an endless spiral into the depths of darkness and despair.
- Sagittarians are straightforward to the point of indecency and can be completely tactless.
- The word "know-it-all" was probably coined for one purpose: to briefly and accurately describe the typical Sagittarius.
- Sagittarius gets bored and mopes, bothering everyone around him if there are no crazy adventures and escapades in his life.
- Capricorns are such collected and reserved people that the concept of relaxing, letting go and having a little rest are completely alien concepts to them.
- Capricorn easily uses any person for his own benefit.
- Capricorns love negativity: mentioning one bad day can easily escalate into a long, pompous monologue about everything bad in their life.
- This sign considers itself logical and objective, which means only one thing: they easily voice their impartial value judgments.
- Their lives often take place entirely in their own heads, which is why Aquarians can come across as isolated and dry individuals.
- Aquarius is always ready to give advice, but most often he has little understanding of what the interlocutor really needs.
- Passive Pisces, sluggishly floating with the flow, often completely lose all direction of their movement.
- Pisces are detached from reality and rarely notice the needs of others.
- Although Pisces is considered the oldest and wisest sign, they are ridiculously gullible and naive.
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We all have things that make others nervous. What is it in your case that makes you so annoying to others? Here's what this character trait is, depending on your zodiac sign:
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries are big kids when things don't go their way. Hysterics are not uncommon for them, especially in front of a grateful listener.
Taurus (April 20 - May 21)
Taurus can be too materialistic. It's great to appreciate expensive things and have exquisite taste, but it's not nice to become a slave to things.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
Geminis are two-faced, which makes them not very reliable. It's not that they always do it on purpose, but their ability to transform into someone completely different is unattractive to others.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Cancers are very sensitive and can burst into tears over sheer nonsense. And it doesn't look very aesthetically pleasing.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leos are selfish. Of course, it all depends on the person, but the point is that Leos love to hear compliments about themselves. And who doesn't love it? Their disgusting qualities come out when someone doesn't give them the attention they so desperately crave. Nothing changes a Leo's fun, charming personality faster than a person ignoring them.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgos can be brutally critical. Because they hold themselves to extremely high standards and expect everyone else to follow them, they can be absolutely ruthless in ridiculing someone.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libras are easy to get along with. They are honest and kind. But they can be total slobs. They may abuse fast food and follow the lead of their friends.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)
Scorpios are cold as ice. They will chew you up and spit you out without blinking.
Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)
Arrogant proud people! Their confidence can turn into pure narcissism, and this becomes extremely unpleasant. Nobody wants to be around someone who is so self-absorbed.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Capricorns are big snobs. They turn their nose up at things and people they consider beneath them.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
They are weirdos. But not the cuties you see in charming comedies. They're just too weird.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
They are great originals. Pisces are often so busy swimming in their own imaginary world that they completely forget about reality. They may cancel an appointment with you an hour before it, or worse, they may disappear completely.
